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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
by Christopher Moore
You pour your lifeblood out into works of stone for Romans who will take your money in taxes to feed soldiers who will nail your people to crosses for wanting to be free. Your back breaks, your bones creak, your wife screeches at you, and your children torment you with open begging mouths, like greedy baby birds in the nest. You go to bed every night so tired and beaten that you pray to the Lord to send the angel of death to take you in your sleep so you don't have to face another morning.🏁
Submitted by ColorfulToucans - 06/23/2026
Book Literature 5.05 Ranked
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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
by Christopher Moore
You pour your lifeblood out into works of stone for Romans who will take your money in taxes to feed soldiers who will nail your people to crosses for wanting to be free. Your back breaks, your bones creak, your wife screeches at you, and your children torment you with open begging mouths, like greedy baby birds in the nest. You go to bed every night so tired and beaten that you pray to the Lord to send the angel of death to take you in your sleep so you don't have to face another morning.🏁
Submitted by ColorfulToucans - 06/23/2026
Book Literature 5.05 Ranked
