1 | Red vs. Blue
Rooster Teeth #5 I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing... it's the same ribbon as last place. | | 100.00% | 173.14 WPM | 659pp weighted 100% | |
2 | Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
J. K. Rowling #5 Four fully grown, enormous, vicious-looking dragons were rearing onto their hind legs inside an enclosure fenced with thick planks of wood, roaring and snorting - torrents of fire were shooting into the dark sky from their open, fanged mouths, fifty feet above the ground on their outstretched necks. There was a silvery-blue one with long, pointed horns, snapping and snarling at the wizards on the ground; a smooth-scaled green one, which was writhing and stamping with all its might; a red one with an odd fringe of fine gold spikes around its face, which was shooting mushroom-shaped fire clouds into the air; and a gigantic black one, more lizard-like than the others, which was nearest to them. | | 96.77% | 117.89 WPM | 572pp weighted 95% | |
3 | BoJack Horseman
Raphael Bob-Waksberg #1 When I almost drowned, I decided I would never again be weaker than water. So I became a lifeguard. On my first day of training, my instructor told me that there are going to be times when you see someone in trouble. You're going to want to rush in there and do whatever you can to save them. But you have to stop yourself. Because there are some people you can't save. Because those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them. | | 93.23% | 134.18 WPM | 543pp weighted 90% | |
4 | Station Eleven
Emily St. John Mandel #1 a strange thought came to him: had Arthur seen that Clark was sleepwalking? Would this be in the letters to V.? Because he had been sleepwalking, Clark realized, moving half-asleep through the motions of his life for a while now, years; not specifically unhappy, but when had he last found real joy in his work? When was the last time he'd been truly moved by anything? When had he last felt awe or inspiration? He wished he could somehow go back and find the iPhone people whom he'd jostled on the sidewalk earlier, apologize to them-I'm sorry, I've just realized that I'm as minimally present in this world as you are, I had no right to judge | | 92.39% | 117.40 WPM | 504pp weighted 86% | |
5 | A Game of Thrones
George R. R. Martin #1 When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. | | 100.00% | 151.47 WPM | 469pp weighted 81% | |
6 | Rain World
Videocult #1 Behold this empty husk of a land...
Populated only by storms, ruins and abominations. It wasn't always thus.
I was once the Count of 2 living blocks, esteemed by my peers. I had progeny!
From within my vessel of flesh, I would perch upon this spot to observe the rising of the sun.
Corporeal matters seem so distant now. Most have forgotten this place, but I remain.
Perhaps I reminisce because I cannot go. Perhaps I cannot go because memory traps me here. | | 95.94% | 116.42 WPM | 445pp weighted 77% | |
7 | Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words
Randall Munroe #2 By choosing the right words, you can take an idea that's happening in your head and try to make an idea like it happen in someone else's. That's what's happening right now. | | 96.66% | 141.85 WPM | 422pp weighted 74% | |
8 | The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Bethesda Game Studios #2 What is better, to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? | | 98.85% | 146.17 WPM | 395pp weighted 70% | |
9 | The Exorcist III
William Peter Blatty #1 My wife's mother is visiting, Father. And Tuesday night, she's cooking us a carp. It's a tasty fish, I've got nothing against it. But, because it's supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live and for three days, it's been swimming... up and down... in my bathtub. Up and down... and I hate it. I can't stand the sight of it, moving its gills. Now, you're standing very close to me, Father; have you noticed? Yes. I haven't had a bath for three days. I can't go home until the carp is asleep because if I see it, swimming... I'll kill it. | | 91.81% | 111.28 WPM | 373pp weighted 66% | |
10 | Ender's Game
Orson Scott Card #5 Ender thrust his gun between his legs. "I can see fine," he said, and proceeded to flash the boys directly under him. | | 99.15% | 130.70 WPM | 351pp weighted 63% | |
11 | Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Lewis Carroll #1 I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see? | | 100.00% | 140.90 WPM | 331pp weighted 60% | |
12 | lied to my face
Tyde #1 Maybe the worst part is how I end up worse off. Comments made, voices raised, my trauma triggered war scars. | | 96.49% | 129.03 WPM | 312pp weighted 57% | |
13 | Ender's Game
Orson Scott Card #4 "I'm a pilot, you son of a bitch, and you got no right to lock me up on a rock!" | | 100.00% | 133.69 WPM | 293pp weighted 54% | |
14 | Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Stanley Kubrick #4 Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. | | 92.32% | 118.14 WPM | 278pp weighted 51% | |
15 | Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words
Randall Munroe #1 To make power, people try to put pieces of this metal close enough together that they make heat fast, but not so close that they go out of control and blow up. This is very hard, but there is so much heat and power stored in this metal that some people have wanted to try anyway. | | 91.23% | 127.79 WPM | 263pp weighted 49% | |
16 | Arcane
Fortiche & Riot Games #2 We lost ourselves, lost our dream. In the pursuit of great, we failed to do good. We have to make it right. | | 95.72% | 137.52 WPM | 249pp weighted 46% | |
17 | Enduring Love
Ian McEwan #1 Perhaps I'd been a slow developer, but I was well into my forties before I realized that you don't have to comply with a request just because it's reasonable or reasonably put. Age is the great dis-obliger. You can be yourself and say no. | | 93.01% | 124.04 WPM | 236pp weighted 44% | |
18 | In Search of Lost Time
Marcel Proust #3 A book is a great cemetery in which, for the most part, the names upon the tombs are effaced. | | 96.03% | 134.33 WPM | 224pp weighted 42% | |
19 | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Douglas Adams #7 Part of his brain told him that he knew perfectly well what he was looking at and what the shapes represented whilst another quite sensibly refused to countenance the idea and abdicated responsibility for any further thinking in that direction. | | 94.81% | 122.98 WPM | 212pp weighted 40% | |
20 | Yellow Submarine
The Beatles #2 In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea. And he told us of his life in the land of submarines, so we sailed up to the sun, till we found the sea of green and we lived beneath the waves in our yellow submarine. | | 93.53% | 125.66 WPM | 201pp weighted 38% | |
21 | Baldur's Gate 3
Larian Studios #1 The Harpers are a secret organisation whose main purpose is the preservation of all things good and right in the world. They outfox evil at every turn, with shrewd fighting or cunning political manoeuvre, and though they are not well organised (how could they be, with many members utterly ignorant of the identity of those they might claim as allies?), they are united in purpose and goal. One Harper agent deployed correctly in a conflict often achieves the same results as a loosed army. | | 93.57% | 109.03 WPM | 191pp weighted 36% | |
22 | Stalin: New Biography of a Dictator
Oleg V. Khlevniuk #1 There is little evidence regarding Stalin's feelings toward his father, who died young. To all appearances, however, he felt genuine affection for his mother. His letter to her in her later years contain lines such as the following: "Hello Mama dear! How are you getting on, how are you feeling? I haven't had any letters from you in a long time - you must be upset with me, but what can I do? I'm really very busy." | | 94.34% | 111.30 WPM | 181pp weighted 34% | |
23 | COP Climate Summit
Brian Cox #1 As far as we can tell, this planet is the only island of meaning in an ocean of 400 billion suns. What is meaning? Whatever it is, it's surely a property of living things. We know it exists because the universe means something to us. And therefore, if we destroy this, then we may eliminate meaning in a galaxy of 400 billion stars, potentially forever. | | 91.56% | 114.46 WPM | 171pp weighted 32% | |
24 | Portal 2
Valve #2 Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. | | 93.78% | 123.81 WPM | 162pp weighted 31% | |
25 | Nobel Peace Prize Acceptance Speech
Elie Wiesel #1 I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. | | 92.06% | 117.79 WPM | 154pp weighted 29% | |
26 | Jurassic Park
Micheal Crichton #8 The warm-blooded controversy had raged for fifteen years, before a new perception of dinosaurs as quick-moving, active animals was accepted-but not without lasting animosities. At conventions, there were still colleagues who did not speak to one another. | | 94.32% | 114.04 WPM | 146pp weighted 28% | |
27 | Yellow Submarine
The Beatles #1 And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. | | 100.00% | 165.73 WPM | 139pp weighted 26% | |
28 | Address at Rice University on America's Space Effort
John F. Kennedy #1 We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too. | | 91.64% | 117.91 WPM | 131pp weighted 25% | |
29 | Pursuit of the Truth
Er Gen #1 Whatever you brag about the most is what you lack the most. Whatever it is that you want others to know that you own the most of is what you want to possess the most. | | 97.70% | 142.31 WPM | 123pp weighted 24% | |
30 | Margin & Gina
Polo G #1 He was playing games, got you dancing in the middle of the club. Got you dancing in the middle of the club. | | 91.05% | 138.51 WPM | 117pp weighted 23% | |
31 | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Douglas Adams #2 He felt he ought to add something to that, but for the moment the guard seemed to have his mind occupied pondering that much 'Eerrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...' said the guard, 'erm, well that doesn't sound great to me.' | | 92.82% | 114.42 WPM | 111pp weighted 21% | |
32 | Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
J. K. Rowling #4 Harry lay flat on his back, breathing hard as though he had been running. He had awoken from a vivid dream with his hands pressed over his face. The old scar on his forehead, which was shaped like a bolt of lightning, was burning beneath his fingers as though someone had just pressed a white-hot wire to his skin. He sat up, one hand still on his scar, the other reaching out in the darkness for his glasses, which were on the bedside table. He put them on and his bedroom came into clearer focus, lit by a faint, misty orange light that was filtering through the curtains from the street lamp outside the window. | | 90.00% | 104.21 WPM | 103pp weighted 20% | |
33 | Heart and Soul
Joy Division #1 Existence, well what does it matter? I exist on the best terms I can. The past is now part of my future, the present is well out of hand. | | 91.71% | 125.83 WPM | 98pp weighted 19% | |
34 | BoJack Horseman
Raphael Bob-Waksberg #1 In the great grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So, it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now: this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together. | | 89.63% | 114.80 WPM | 93pp weighted 18% | |
35 | Dreyer's English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style
Benjamin Dreyer #2 Only godless savages eschew the series comma. No sentence has ever been harmed by a series comma, and many a sentence has been improved by one. | | 93.08% | 114.20 WPM | 87pp weighted 17% | |
36 | 5,001 Wisdom Quotations of Mike Murdock
Mike Murdock #1 The people with ideas have no power and the people with power have no ideas. | | 97.50% | 158.78 WPM | 82pp weighted 17% | |
37 | Naruto Shippuden
Masashi Kishimoto #1 If you don't like the hand that fate's dealt you with, fight for a new one. | | 97.46% | 133.63 WPM | 77pp weighted 16% | |
38 | Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
FromSoftware, Inc. #1 If it is for the sake of preserving Ashina, I will seize any matter of heretical strength. | | 97.87% | 122.00 WPM | 73pp weighted 15% | |
39 | Ender's Game
Orson Scott Card #6 As he leaned over to pick up the desk, he felt a hand jab roughly between his thighs and another hand grab his hair. | | 94.61% | 118.45 WPM | 70pp weighted 14% | |
40 | Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Hughes #1 Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. | | 96.96% | 133.33 WPM | 66pp weighted 14% | |
41 | Don't Stop Me Now
Queen #1 I'm burning through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you | | 88.07% | 108.23 WPM | 62pp weighted 13% | |
42 | The Andromeda Strain
Micheal Crichton #5 Everything. Even assays for adrenal hormones and things like partial thromboplastin times. Every known medical test is possible. | | 96.32% | 115.77 WPM | 59pp weighted 12% | |
43 | Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant
Guy Ritchie #1 Sergeant John Kinley: [to his wife] I'm lying in this bed. I kiss my children before they go to school. And he's hiding in a hole somewhere. A hole he can never get out of. A hole that we put him in. And that wasn't the deal. | | 95.91% | 107.33 WPM | 56pp weighted 12% | |
44 | Ecclesiastes 3
Solomon #1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; a time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; a time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; a time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; a time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; a time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace. | | 89.16% | 100.11 WPM | 53pp weighted 11% | |
45 | All Star
Smash Mouth #1 Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (GO!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold | | 88.53% | 93.35 WPM | 50pp weighted 10% | |
46 | Aireu 727 WYSI
Aireu #1 SEVEN TWENTY SEVEN, SEVEN TWENTY SEVEN, WHEN YOU SEE IT! WHEN YOU FUCKING SEE IT! SEVEN TWENTY SEVEN, SEVEN TWENTY SEVEN! When you fucking see it, when you fucking, see it! when you see it, when you see it, oh my god. When you see it, when you see it, when you see it. | | 88.41% | 104.75 WPM | 47pp weighted 10% | |
47 | The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R Tolkien #3 One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them. | | 85.82% | 118.70 WPM | 45pp weighted 9% | |
48 | Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis
Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #3 Consultations with various specialists are essential for comprehensive care in the management of xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis. | | 96.47% | 107.86 WPM | 42pp weighted 9% | |
49 | Lollipop (Remix)
Lil Wayne #1 Why would she? She probably be the odd cookie
In the plastic bag 'bout to get crushed by a building
I've flushed out the feeling of me being the shit
'Cause I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit | | 92.13% | 101.47 WPM | 39pp weighted 9% | |
50 | Hollow Knight
Team Cherry #2 In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.
--The Elegy for Hallownest | | 94.46% | 96.22 WPM | 37pp weighted 8% | |
51 | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Douglas Adams #6 The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. | | 92.20% | 127.93 WPM | 34pp weighted 8% | |
52 | The Karate Kid
Robert Mark Kamen #1 Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. | | 92.72% | 106.68 WPM | 33pp weighted 7% | |
53 | Love's Labour's Lost
William Shakespeare #1 O, they have lived long on the alms-basket of words. I marvel thy master hath not eaten thee for a word; for thou art not so long by the head as honorificabilitudinitatibus: thou art easier swallowed than a flap-dragon. | | 93.87% | 98.86 WPM | 31pp weighted 7% | |
54 | Renegade Immortal
Er Gen #1 When you're walking down the path of cultivation, when you turn your head you can't see where you came from, and when you look at the path ahead, it is shrouded in fog. | | 89.04% | 112.65 WPM | 29pp weighted 7% | |
55 | Jurassic Park
Micheal Crichton #4 He finally decided that children liked dinosaurs because these giant creatures personified the uncontrollable force of looming authority. They were symbolic parents. | | 88.03% | 102.01 WPM | 27pp weighted 6% | |
56 | ULTRAKILL
Arsi 'Hakita' Patala #1 Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW! | | 91.90% | 94.19 WPM | 25pp weighted 6% | |
57 | Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis
Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #4 Early identification and proper management of patients with xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis are critical in reducing unnecessary morbidity and mortality. | | 90.42% | 92.42 WPM | 23pp weighted 6% | |
58 | Portal 2
Valve #3 GLaDOS: Well, this is the part where he kills us.
Wheatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you! | | 94.59% | 96.12 WPM | 22pp weighted 5% | |
59 | Oppenheimer
Christopher Nolan #1 And now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. | | 93.22% | 112.25 WPM | 20pp weighted 5% | |
60 | The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Bethesda Game Studios #1 I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee... | | 92.68% | 105.79 WPM | 19pp weighted 5% | |
61 | Ender's Game
Orson Scott Card #9 YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE YOU-KNOW-WHO. HE'S NICER-SEEMING BUT HE'S STILL A SLUMBITCH INSIDE. | | 93.00% | 97.09 WPM | 18pp weighted 5% | |
62 | Enduring Love
Ian McEwan #3 Self-consciousness is the destroyer of erotic joy. | | 92.85% | 101.15 WPM | 17pp weighted 4% | |
63 | Faint
Linkin Park #1 I am what I want you to want, what I want you to feel. | | 95.00% | 123.42 WPM | 16pp weighted 4% | |
64 | Red vs. Blue
Rooster Teeth #4 The box is there for a reason. I like thinking inside of it; I feel safe in there. | | 91.83% | 103.48 WPM | 15pp weighted 4% | |
65 | One Punch Man
ONE #1 I'm here to fight for underdogs everywhere. Good, evil; I reject them both! | | 85.71% | 88.13 WPM | 13pp weighted 4% | |
66 | Learning Python
Mark Lutz #3 What sort of weapon would you expect to see employed by the Spanish Inquisition? | | 87.25% | 89.81 WPM | 12pp weighted 4% | |
67 | Epiphora
Jay Patel; Ariana Levin; Bhupendra C. Patel. #3 Conjunctivochalasis is the conjunctival laxity seen with exposure to the sun and thyroid disease. | | 85.27% | 83.85 WPM | 12pp weighted 3% | |
68 | Green Book
Peter Farrelly #1 'So if I'm not black enough and if I'm not white enough, then tell me, Tony, what am I?' | | 86.06% | 84.53 WPM | 11pp weighted 3% | |
69 | Twilight
Stephanie Meyer #1 You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever. | | 86.53% | 109.14 WPM | 10pp weighted 3% | |
70 | Wonderwall
Oasis #1 There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how. | | 83.49% | 104.81 WPM | 9pp weighted 3% | |
71 | Calculus Deconstructed: A Second Course in First-Year Calculus
Zbigniew Nitecki #1 if m > m', then the graph is ABOVE L slightly to the RIGHT of the point, and BELOW it slightly to the LEFT. | | 87.96% | 71.22 WPM | 8pp weighted 3% | |