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Entourage by Doug Ellin
Entourage by Doug Ellin
Entourage Doug Ellin #1
Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
100.00% 309.87 WPM
1250pp
weighted 100%
2
Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words  by Randall Munroe
Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words  by Randall Munroe
Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words Randall Munroe #1
To make power, people try to put pieces of this metal close enough together that they make heat fast, but not so close that they go out of control and blow up. This is very hard, but there is so much heat and power stored in this metal that some people have wanted to try anyway.
100.00% 293.27 WPM
1176pp
weighted 95%
3
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist Paulo Coelho #3
To realize one's destiny is a person's only obligation.
100.00% 328.93 WPM
1109pp
weighted 90%
4
The Sore Feet Song by Ally Kerr
The Sore Feet Song by Ally Kerr
The Sore Feet Song Ally Kerr #1
I walk ten thousand miles, ten thousand miles to see you.
100.00% 368.42 WPM
1051pp
weighted 86%
5
Red vs. Blue by Rooster Teeth
Red vs. Blue by Rooster Teeth
Red vs. Blue Rooster Teeth #5
I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing... it's the same ribbon as last place.
100.00% 317.41 WPM
985pp
weighted 81%
6
The Cup by Dave Blints
The Cup by Dave Blints
The Cup Dave Blints #1
Sippin' on promethazine, with lean, I fell in love I can't put down the cup, I can't put down the cup I can't put down the cup, I can't put down the cup I can't put down the cup, I can't put down the cup
100.00% 269.54 WPM
935pp
weighted 77%
7
The Godfather by Francis Ford Coppola
The Godfather by Francis Ford Coppola
The Godfather Francis Ford Coppola #3
We've known each other for many years but this is the first time you've ever come to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is Godmother to your only child. But, let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship and you were afraid to be in my debt.
100.00% 269.21 WPM
880pp
weighted 74%
8
House by  David Shore
House by  David Shore
House David Shore #1
You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.
100.00% 282.85 WPM
836pp
weighted 70%
9
The Andromeda Strain  by Micheal Crichton
The Andromeda Strain  by Micheal Crichton
The Andromeda Strain Micheal Crichton #7
This led to coagulation. Which was dispersed throughout the body, or else led to bleeding, insanity, and death.
100.00% 287.39 WPM
793pp
weighted 66%
10
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #5
Laparoscopic radical nephrectomy is the procedure of choice in patients with xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis with nonfunctioning kidneys as it is associated with less blood loss, fewer complications, reduced hospital stays, and better outcomes compared to similar open surgeries.
100.00% 247.75 WPM
751pp
weighted 63%
11
Epiphora by Jay Patel; Ariana Levin; Bhupendra C. Patel.
Epiphora by Jay Patel; Ariana Levin; Bhupendra C. Patel.
Epiphora Jay Patel; Ariana Levin; Bhupendra C. Patel. #2
Tear film instability results in the loss of tears by evaporation, which stimulates corneal and conjunctival neurosensory receptors.
100.00% 271.08 WPM
712pp
weighted 60%
12
Incubus Dreams by Laurell K. Hamilton
Incubus Dreams by Laurell K. Hamilton
Incubus Dreams Laurell K. Hamilton #1
There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because they're good, or bad, or anything really. You just love them. It doesn't mean you'll be together forever. It doesn't mean you won't hurt each other. It just means you love them. Sometimes in spite of who they are, and sometimes because of who they are. And you know that they love you, sometimes because of who you are, and sometimes in spite of it.
96.99% 279.86 WPM
674pp
weighted 57%
13
Solipsist by Henry Rollins
Solipsist by Henry Rollins
Solipsist Henry Rollins #1
The moon will never lie to anyone. Be like the moon. No one hates the moon or wants to kill it. The moon does not take antidepressants and never gets sent to prison. The moon never shot a guy in the face and ran away. The moon has been around a long time and has never tried to rip anyone off. The moon does not care who you want to touch or what color you are. The moon treats everyone the same. The moon never tries to get in on the guest list or use your name to impress others. Be like the moon. When others insult or belittle in an attempt to elevate themselves, the moon sits passively and watches, never lowering itself to anything that weak. The moon is beautiful and bright. It needs no makeup to look beautiful. The moon never shoves clouds out of its way so it can be seen. The moon needs not fame or money to be powerful. The moon never asks you to go to war to defend it. Be like the moon.
98.29% 237.39 WPM
640pp
weighted 54%
14
Arcane by Fortiche & Riot Games
Arcane by Fortiche & Riot Games
Arcane Fortiche & Riot Games #1
Nature has made us intolerant to change, but fortunately, we have the capacity to change our nature.
100.00% 305.79 WPM
607pp
weighted 51%
15
Charta of the United Nations - Article 1 by United Nations Organisation
Charta of the United Nations - Article 1 by United Nations Organisation
Charta of the United Nations - Article 1 United Nations Organisation #1
The Purposes of the United Nations are: 1. To maintain international peace and security, and to that end: to take effective collective measures for the prevention and removal of threats to the peace, and for the suppression of acts of aggression or other breaches of the peace, and to bring about by peaceful means, and in conformity with the principles of justice and international law, adjustment or settlement of international disputes or situations which might lead to a breach of the peace; 2. To develop friendly relations among nations based on respect for the principle of equal rights and self-determination of peoples, and to take other appropriate measures to strengthen universal peace; 3. To achieve international co-operation in solving international problems of an economic, social, cultural, or humanitarian character, and in promoting and encouraging respect for human rights and for fundamental freedoms for all without distinction as to race, sex, language, or religion; and 4. To be a centre for harmonizing the actions of nations in the attainment of these common ends.
98.66% 222.26 WPM
577pp
weighted 49%
16
The Poet X by Elizabeth Acevedo
The Poet X by Elizabeth Acevedo
The Poet X Elizabeth Acevedo #1
Late into the night I write and the pages of my notebook swell from all the words I've pressed onto them. It almost feels like the more I bruise the page the quicker something inside me heals.
100.00% 270.69 WPM
546pp
weighted 46%
17
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire J. K. Rowling #2
Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?
100.00% 284.70 WPM
518pp
weighted 44%
18
I Shall Seal The Heavens by Er Gen
I Shall Seal The Heavens by Er Gen
I Shall Seal The Heavens Er Gen #1
Allheaven, the time has come for our final battle. You've been hiding from me for tens of thousands of years, and I've also been hiding away. It's time to sort things out once and for all.
100.00% 283.47 WPM
492pp
weighted 42%
19
The Council of Europe by Winston Churchill
The Council of Europe by Winston Churchill
The Council of Europe Winston Churchill #1
I am now going to say something that will astonish you. The first step in the re-creation of the European Family must be a partnership between France and Germany. In this way only can France recover the moral and cultural leadership of Europe. There can be no revival of Europe without a spiritually great France and a spiritually great Germany. The structure of the United States of Europe, if well and truly built, will be such as to make the material strength of a single state less important. Small nations will count as much as large ones and gain their honour by their contribution to the common cause. The ancient states and principalities of Germany, freely joined together for mutual convenience in a federal system, might take their individual places among the United States of Europe. I shall not try to make a detailed programme for hundreds of millions of people who want to be happy and free, prosperous and safe, who wish to enjoy the four freedoms of which the great President Roosevelt spoke and live in accordance with the principles embodied in the Atlantic Charter. If this is their wish, if this is the wish of the Europeans in so many lands, they have only to say so, and means can certainly be found, and machinery erected, to carry that wish to full fruition. But I must give you a warning. Time may be short. At present there is a breathing-space. The cannons have ceased firing. The fighting has stopped, but the dangers have not stopped. If we are to form the United States of Europe, or whatever name it may take, we must begin now. In these present days we dwell strangely and precariously under the shield, and I will even say protection, of the atomic bomb. The atomic bomb is still only in the hands of a state and nation which we know will never use it except in the cause of right and freedom. But it may well be that in a few years this awful agency of destruction will be widespread and the catastrophe following from its use by several warring nations will not only bring to an end all that we call civilisation but may possibly disintegrate the globe itself. I must now sum up the propositions which are before you. Our constant aim must be to build and fortify the strength of the United Nations Organization. Under and within that world concept we must re-create the European Family in a regional structure called, it may be, the United States of Europe. And the first practical step would be to form a Council of Europe. If at first all the States of Europe are not willing or able to join the Union, we must nevertheless proceed to assemble and combine those who will and those who can. The salvation of the common people of every race and of every land from war or servitude must be established on solid foundations and must be guarded by the readiness of all men and women to die rather than submit to tyranny. In all this urgent work, France and Germany must take the lead together. Great Britain, the British Commonwealth of Nations, mighty America and I trust Soviet Russia - for then indeed all would be well - must be the friends and sponsors of the new Europe and must champion its right to live and shine. Therefore, I say to you: let Europe arise!
96.07% 208.05 WPM
467pp
weighted 40%
20
Ferris Bueller's Day Off by John Hughes
Ferris Bueller's Day Off by John Hughes
Ferris Bueller's Day Off John Hughes #1
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
100.00% 320.55 WPM
443pp
weighted 38%
21
Renegade Immortal by Er Gen
Renegade Immortal by Er Gen
Renegade Immortal Er Gen #1
When you're walking down the path of cultivation, when you turn your head you can't see where you came from, and when you look at the path ahead, it is shrouded in fog.
100.00% 295.44 WPM
420pp
weighted 36%
22
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist Paulo Coelho #2
One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
100.00% 318.10 WPM
399pp
weighted 34%
23
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire J. K. Rowling #1
If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
100.00% 300.29 WPM
379pp
weighted 32%
24
Ecclesiastes 3  by Solomon
Ecclesiastes 3  by Solomon
Ecclesiastes 3 Solomon #1
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; a time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; a time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; a time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; a time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; a time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
100.00% 243.22 WPM
360pp
weighted 31%
25
Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh
Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh
Trainspotting Irvine Welsh #1
Choose life, choose a job, choose a career, choose a family, choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance, choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home, choose your friends, choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future, choose life.
99.41% 222.22 WPM
341pp
weighted 29%
26
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist Paulo Coelho #1
So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.
100.00% 322.26 WPM
324pp
weighted 28%
27
Acute Pyelonephritis by Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong
Acute Pyelonephritis by Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong
Acute Pyelonephritis Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong #1
Uncomplicated pyelonephritis is not considered a dangerous or lethal disease unless associated with secondary conditions such as emphysematous pyelonephritis, perinephric abscess, pyonephrosis, or sepsis.
100.00% 244.70 WPM
308pp
weighted 26%
28
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #4
Early identification and proper management of patients with xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis are critical in reducing unnecessary morbidity and mortality.
100.00% 258.65 WPM
292pp
weighted 25%
29
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game Orson Scott Card #7
DON'T WRITE BACK THEY'LL PROBLY SIKOWANALIZE YOUR LETTER.
100.00% 302.83 WPM
277pp
weighted 24%
30
Mouthwashing by Wrong Organ
Mouthwashing by Wrong Organ
Mouthwashing Wrong Organ #1
I have something to say. So shut the fuck up and listen. I spent thirteen years half-cut up to my eyeballs. Drunk, to put it mildly. Then suddenly I saw it, a streetlight shining in my face. 500 Gigawatts of the power of God. A vision of my bloated body found in some ditch. Scared me straight. So I got a collar shirt, mortgage and a credit card. All the things that make a good man. I hoped I could raise my children to be better than their old man. I wanted to believe I was never one setback away from my worst self. But the truth is. Discipline. Drive. Routine. The endless fucking desperation to get shit done. A loving wife? Great kids? Sobriety? I'm telling you. You. Accomplishments I'd been chasing all my life. Never felt as good as I expected when I crossed the finish line. ... So now that we're at the end. Takin' inventory. Those nights spinning out of my head, sinking into the sofa. Broken glass in my palms. Bleeding dry the funniest thing ever. Old dogs laughing and snarling on a waterbed floor, mocking the moon for daring to show its face. All nausea and wreckage and vomit and ugly cruelty. The only problem in the world an empty bottle. Those were the best days of my life. Yeah. ...Those were the best days of my life. I got nothing to hide. Ready to face the music. I can see myself for what I am. But you? A cowardly, selfish motherfucker and you can't even see it. ...I should've been able to protect the kid. If I could have done one thing right, I wish it had been to give him one small chance off this goddamned rock.
98.12% 210.91 WPM
263pp
weighted 23%
31
Sid Meier's Civilization VI by Firaxis Games
Sid Meier's Civilization VI by Firaxis Games
Sid Meier's Civilization VI Firaxis Games #1
The ascent to the highest story is by stairs, and at their side are water engines, by means of which persons, appointed expressly for the purpose, are continually employed in raising water from the Euphrates into the garden.
100.00% 264.29 WPM
250pp
weighted 21%
32
Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking by Malcolm Gladwell
Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking by Malcolm Gladwell
Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking Malcolm Gladwell #1
Our world requires that decisions be sourced and footnoted, and if we say how we feel, we must also be prepared to elaborate on why we feel that way. I think that approach is a mistake, and if we are to learn to improve the quality of the decisions we make, we need to accept the mysterious nature of our snap judgments. We need to respect the fact that it is possible to know without knowing why we know and accept that - sometimes - we're better off that way.
99.56% 249.48 WPM
237pp
weighted 20%
33
Nightcrawler by Dan Gilroy
Nightcrawler by Dan Gilroy
Nightcrawler Dan Gilroy #1
My motto is if you want to win the lottery you've got to make money to buy a ticket.
100.00% 306.74 WPM
225pp
weighted 19%
34
Culture Shock by Death Grips
Culture Shock by Death Grips
Culture Shock Death Grips #1
You speak in abbreviations because real life conversation moves too slowly. You're the media's creation, yeah, your free will has been taken and you don't know.
100.00% 280.58 WPM
213pp
weighted 18%
35
The Holy Bible by Matthew
The Holy Bible by Matthew
The Holy Bible Matthew #1
I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.
100.00% 284.59 WPM
202pp
weighted 17%
36
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game Orson Scott Card #1
He thought of a half dozen ideas before he went to sleep. Ender would be pleased--every one of them was stupid.
100.00% 284.97 WPM
192pp
weighted 17%
37
Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo
Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo
Ninth House Leigh Bardugo #1
Look around. What do you see? People in costumes, horns, false jewels, adorning themselves in tiny layers of illusion. They stand up straighter, suck in their stomachs, say things they don't mean, indulge in flattery. They commit a thousand small acts of deception, lying to each other, lying to themselves, drinking to the point of delusion to make it easier. This is a night of compacts, between the seers and the seen, a night when people enter false bargains willingly, hoping to be duped and to dupe in turn for the pleasure of feeling brave or sexy or beautiful or simply wanted - no matter how fleetingly.
98.26% 234.06 WPM
183pp
weighted 16%
38
Mama Makes Up Her Mind and Other Dangers of Southern Living by Bailey White
Mama Makes Up Her Mind and Other Dangers of Southern Living by Bailey White
Mama Makes Up Her Mind and Other Dangers of Southern Living Bailey White #1
Her blood-curdling snoring, with its gargling and squawking and its terrifying pauses is like the sound the devil might make if he were alternately relishing and strangling on a pound of human flesh.
100.00% 266.48 WPM
173pp
weighted 15%
39
A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin
A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin
A Game of Thrones George R. R. Martin #1
When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.
100.00% 304.33 WPM
165pp
weighted 14%
40
Borderline by Madonna
Borderline by Madonna
Borderline Madonna #1
You just keep on pushing my love over the borderline.
100.00% 321.64 WPM
156pp
weighted 14%
41
The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern
The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern
The Night Circus Erin Morgenstern #2
Secrets have power, and that power diminishes when they are shared, so they are best kept and kept well. Sharing secrets, real secrets, important ones, with even one other person, will change them. Writing them down is worse, because who can tell how many eyes might see them inscribed on paper, no matter how careful you might be with it. So it's really best to keep your secrets when you have them, for their own good, as well as yours.
100.00% 249.15 WPM
148pp
weighted 13%
42
Undertale by Toby Fox
Undertale by Toby Fox
Undertale Toby Fox #2
You can't use the fire exit because you're not made of fire.
100.00% 359.39 WPM
141pp
weighted 12%
43
Blade Runner 2049 by Denis Villeneuve
Blade Runner 2049 by Denis Villeneuve
Blade Runner 2049 Denis Villeneuve #2
Sometimes, to love someone, you gotta be a stranger.
100.00% 336.63 WPM
134pp
weighted 12%
44
Digital Heretic (The Game Is Life Book 2) by Terry Schott
Digital Heretic (The Game Is Life Book 2) by Terry Schott
Digital Heretic (The Game Is Life Book 2) Terry Schott #1
Life can get pretty crazy at times. It can be hectic, confusing, stressful, and that's on a good day. Life can be full of happiness and full of sadness. One moment you're on top of the world and nothing can go wrong. The next, it feels as if nothing will ever be right again. I guess it depends where you are right now on your ride through life whether you smile when you read this or fight back tears. No matter where you stand on the long path, right now, try very hard to smile, and be glad you're in the game.
96.72% 247.35 WPM
127pp
weighted 11%
45
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams #4
'HOWL HOWL GARGLE HOWL gargle howl howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl gargle gargle howl gargle gargle gargle howl slurrp uuuurgh should have a good time. Message repeats.
100.00% 247.59 WPM
120pp
weighted 10%
46
5,001 Wisdom Quotations of Mike Murdock by Mike Murdock
5,001 Wisdom Quotations of Mike Murdock by Mike Murdock
5,001 Wisdom Quotations of Mike Murdock Mike Murdock #1
The people with ideas have no power and the people with power have no ideas.
100.00% 369.91 WPM
114pp
weighted 10%
47
One Punch Man by ONE
One Punch Man by ONE
One Punch Man ONE #1
If you really want to become strong, stop caring about what others think about you. Living your life has nothing to do with what others think.
100.00% 318.28 WPM
108pp
weighted 9%
48
Gettysburg Address by Abraham Lincoln
Gettysburg Address by Abraham Lincoln
Gettysburg Address Abraham Lincoln #1
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate - we can not consecrate - we can not hallow - this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us - that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion - that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain - that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom - and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
95.66% 215.06 WPM
103pp
weighted 9%
49
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J. K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J. K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix J. K. Rowling #1
The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of Privet Drive. Cars that were usually gleaming stood dusty in their drives and lawns that were once emerald green lay parched and yellowing; the use of hosepipes had been banned due to drought. Deprived of their usual car-washing and lawn-mowing pursuits, the inhabitants of Privet Drive had retreated into the shade of their cool houses, windows thrown wide in the hope of tempting in a nonexistent breeze. The only person left outdoors was a teenage boy who was lying flat on his back in a flower bed outside number four. He was a skinny, black-haired, bespectacled boy who had the pinched, slightly unhealthy look of someone who has grown a lot in a short space of time. His jeans were torn and dirty, his T-shirt baggy and faded, and the soles of his trainers were peeling away from the uppers. Harry Potter's appearance did not endear him to the neighbors, who were the sort of people who thought scruffiness ought to be punishable by law, but as he had hidden himself behind a large hydrangea bush this evening he was quite invisible to passersby.
96.25% 213.25 WPM
97pp
weighted 9%
50
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? by Robert Aldrich
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? by Robert Aldrich
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? Robert Aldrich #1
I don't want to talk about it! Every time I think about something nice, you remind me of bad things. I only want to talk about the nice things.
100.00% 314.44 WPM
93pp
weighted 8%
51
Acute Pyelonephritis by Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong
Acute Pyelonephritis by Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong
Acute Pyelonephritis Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong #3
Sulfamethoxazole-trimethoprim for 14 days or cephalexin for 7 to 10 days can be appropriate in some situations, but growing bacterial resistance makes these antimicrobials less useful for empiric use.
100.00% 244.97 WPM
88pp
weighted 8%
52
House by  David Shore
House by  David Shore
House David Shore #3
No, I hired you because you look good. It's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby.
100.00% 299.74 WPM
83pp
weighted 7%
53
The Karate Kid by Robert Mark Kamen
The Karate Kid by Robert Mark Kamen
The Karate Kid Robert Mark Kamen #1
Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth.
100.00% 269.56 WPM
79pp
weighted 7%
54
Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes
Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes
Leviathan Thomas Hobbes #1
The incommodities of such a war. Whatever is the case in a time of war, where every man is an enemy to every man, the same is true when men live without any other security besides what can be gained by their own strength and invention. In such a condition there is no industry, because its fruit would be uncertain. There is no culture of the earth, no navigation, nor use of the commodities that may be imported by sea. There is no commodious building, no instruments of moving and removing those things that require much force. There is no knowledge of the face of the earth, no account of time, no arts, no letters and no society. Worst of all there is continual fear and danger of violent death, and the life of man is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
96.24% 229.43 WPM
75pp
weighted 7%
55
Portal 2 by Valve
Portal 2 by Valve
Portal 2 Valve #1
It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a collaborator, as if such a term were shameful. I ask you, what greater endeavor exists than that of collaboration? In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to collaborate is simply a refusal to grow--an insistence on suicide, if you will. Did the lungfish refuse to breathe air? It did not. It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in the blackest ocean abyss, with lidless eyes forever staring at the dark, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal vigilance. Would we model ourselves on the trilobite? Are all the accomplishments of humanity fated to be nothing more than a layer of broken plastic shards thinly strewn across a fossil bed, sandwiched between the Burgess shale and an eon's worth of mud? In order to be true to our nature, and our destiny, we must aspire to greater things. We have outgrown our cradle. It is futile to cry for mother's milk, when our true sustenance awaits us among the stars. And only the universal union that small minds call 'The Combine' can carry us there. Therefore I say, yes, I am a collaborator. We must all collaborate, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of unification. And reap we shall.
97.58% 208.53 WPM
71pp
weighted 6%
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J. K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows J. K. Rowling #1
Of house-elves and children's tales, of love, loyalty, and innocence, Voldemort knows and understands nothing. Nothing. That they all have a power beyond his own, a power beyond the reach of any magic, is a truth he has never grasped.
100.00% 257.95 WPM
68pp
weighted 6%
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The Time Machine by H.G. Wells
The Time Machine by H.G. Wells
The Time Machine H.G. Wells #1
Clearly, at some time in the Long-Ago of human decay the Morlocks' food had run short. Possibly they had lived on rats and such-like vermin. Even now man is far less discriminating and exclusive in his food than he was - far less than any monkey. His prejudice against human flesh is no deep-seated instinct. And so these inhuman sons of men-! I tried to look at the thing in a scientific spirit. After all, they were less human and more remote than our cannibal ancestors of three or four thousand years ago. And the intelligence that would have made this state of things a torment had gone. Why should I trouble myself? These Eloi were mere fatted cattle, which the ant-like Morlocks preserved and preyed upon - probably saw to the breeding of.
96.12% 222.65 WPM
64pp
weighted 6%
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Science, Colonialism, and Indigenous Peoples: The Cultural Politics of Law and Knowledge by Laurelyn Whitt
Science, Colonialism, and Indigenous Peoples: The Cultural Politics of Law and Knowledge by Laurelyn Whitt
Science, Colonialism, and Indigenous Peoples: The Cultural Politics of Law and Knowledge Laurelyn Whitt #1
A knowledge system can be defined in terms of four characteristics: epistemology, a theory of knowledge giving an account of what counts as knowledge and how we know what we know; transmission, dealing with how knowledge is conveyed or acquired, with how it is learned and taught; power, both external (how knowledge communities relate to other knowledge communities) and internal (how members of a given knowledge community relate to one another); and innovation, how what counts as knowledge may be changed or modified. The systemic nature of knowledge is due to the reciprocal influence of these four characteristics upon one another: how we know, how we learn and teach, how we innovate, and how power figures in this are linked.
97.27% 222.93 WPM
61pp
weighted 5%
59
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
House of Leaves Mark Z. Danielewski #1
Then no matter where you are, in a crowded restaurant or on some desolate street or even in the comforts of your own home, you'll watch yourself dismantle every assurance you ever lived by. You'll stand aside as a great complexity intrudes, tearing apart, piece by piece, all of your carefully conceived denials, whether deliberate or unconscious. And then for better or worse you'll turn, unable to resist, though try to resist you still will, fighting with everything you've got not to face the thing you most dread, what is now, what will be, what has always come before, the creature you truly are, the creature we all are, buried in the nameless black of a name. And then the nightmares will begin.
97.29% 229.34 WPM
58pp
weighted 5%
60
The Fifth Season by N. K. Jemisin
The Fifth Season by N. K. Jemisin
The Fifth Season N. K. Jemisin #2
People in the Stillness do not speak of other continents, either, though it is plausible to suspect they might exist elsewhere. No one has traveled around the world to see that there aren't any; seafaring is dangerous enough with resupply in sight and tsunami waves that are only a hundred feet high rather than the legendary mountains of water said to ripple across the unfettered deep ocean. They simply take as given the bit of lore passed down from braver civilizations that says there's nothing else. Likewise, no one speaks of celestial objects, though the skies are as crowded and busy here as anywhere else in the universe. This is largely because so much of the people's attention is directed toward the ground, not the sky. They notice what's there: stars and the sun and the occasional comet or falling star. They do not notice what's missing. But then, how can they? Who misses what they have never, ever even imagined? That would not be human nature. How fortunate, then, that there are more people in this world than just humankind.
97.70% 220.72 WPM
55pp
weighted 5%
61
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 Larian Studios #3
Extraordinary happenings. While meditating in the forest, Nettie and I were ambushed by a pack of goblins, led by a drow. We had no choice but to defend ourselves.
100.00% 262.63 WPM
52pp
weighted 5%
62
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 Larian Studios #6
Let's talk goblinoids. Your standard goblin is well-armoured and conniving, and while not the best strategists, they are deadly in bigger groups. Hobgoblins are where the species get disciplined. Smarter, stronger, and as mean as a bag of hedgehogs, hobgoblins are natural leaders for their kin. Bugbears are as tough as ogres, only shrewder, and they can be unnervingly quiet when they want to. Avoid these sleuthy bruisers.
100.00% 231.95 WPM
49pp
weighted 4%
63
Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
Infinite Jest David Foster Wallace #2
That dead-eyed anhedonia is but a remora on the ventral flank of the true predator, the Great White Shark of pain. Authorities term this condition clinical depression or involutional depression or unipolar dysphoria. Instead of just an incapacity for feeling, a deadening of soul, the predator-grade depression Kate Gompert always feels as she Withdraws from secret marijuana is itself a feeling. It goes by many names - anguish, despair, torment, or q.v. Burton's melancholia or Yevtuschenko's more authoritative psychotic depression - but Kate Gompert, down in the trenches with the thing itself, knows it simply as It. It is a level of psychic pain wholly incompatible with human life as we know it. It is a sense of radical and thoroughgoing evil not just as a feature but as the essence of conscious existence. It is a sense of poisoning that pervades the self at the self's most elementary levels. It is a nausea of the cells and soul. It is an unnumb intuition in which the world is fully rich and animate and un-map-like and also thoroughly painful and malignant and antagonistic to the self, which depressed self It billows on and coagulates around and wraps in Its black folds and absorbs into Itself, so that an almost mystical unity is achieved with a world every constituent of which means painful harm to the self. Its emotional character, the feeling Gompert describes It as, is probably mostly indescribable except as a sort of double bind in which any/all of the alternatives we associate with human agency - sitting or standing, doing or resting, speaking or keeping silent, living or dying - are not just unpleasant but literally horrible. It is also lonely on a level that cannot be conveyed. There is no way Kate Gompert could ever even begin to make someone else understand what clinical depression feels like, not even another person who is herself clinically depressed, because a person in such a state is incapable of empathy with any other living thing. This anhedonic Inability To Identify is also an integral part of It. If a person in physical pain has a hard time attending to anything except that pain, a clinically depressed person cannot even perceive any other person or thing as independent of the universal pain that is digesting her cell by cell. Everything is part of the problem, and there is no solution. It is a hell for one. The authoritative term psychotic depression makes Kate Gompert feel especially lonely. Specifically the psychotic part. Think of it this way. Two people are screaming in pain. One of them is being tortured with electric current. The other is not. The screamer who's being tortured with electric current is not psychotic: her screams are circumstantially appropriate. The screaming person who's not being tortured, however, is psychotic, since the outside parties making the diagnoses can see no electrodes or measurable amperage. One of the least pleasant things about being psychotically depressed on a ward full of psychotically depressed patients is coming to see that none of them is really psychotic, that their screams are entirely appropriate to certain circumstances part of whose special charm is that they are undetectable by any outside party. Thus the loneliness: it's a closed circuit: the current is both applied and received from within.
96.85% 197.75 WPM
47pp
weighted 4%
64
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 Larian Studios #7
WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE PROMISED LIFE ETERNAL LIFE GLORY RICHES WHERE IS HE
100.00% 264.99 WPM
44pp
weighted 4%
65
Enduring Love by Ian McEwan
Enduring Love by Ian McEwan
Enduring Love Ian McEwan #1
Perhaps I'd been a slow developer, but I was well into my forties before I realized that you don't have to comply with a request just because it's reasonable or reasonably put. Age is the great dis-obliger. You can be yourself and say no.
100.00% 262.02 WPM
42pp
weighted 4%
66
‘How Dare You’ - UN Climate  Action Summit by Greta Thunberg
‘How Dare You’ - UN Climate  Action Summit by Greta Thunberg
‘How Dare You’ - UN Climate Action Summit Greta Thunberg #1
My message is that we'll be watching you. This is all wrong. I shouldn't be up here. I should be back in school on the other side of the ocean. Yet you all come to us young people for hope. How dare you! You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words. And yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth. How dare you! For more than 30 years, the science has been crystal clear. How dare you continue to look away and come here saying that you're doing enough, when the politics and solutions needed are still nowhere in sight. You say you hear us and that you understand the urgency. But no matter how sad and angry I am, I do not want to believe that. Because if you really understood the situation and still kept on failing to act, then you would be evil. And that I refuse to believe. The popular idea of cutting our emissions in half in 10 years only gives us a 50% chance of staying below 1.5 degrees Celsius, and the risk of setting off irreversible chain reactions beyond human control. Fifty percent may be acceptable to you. But those numbers do not include tipping points, most feedback loops, additional warming hidden by toxic air pollution or the aspects of equity and climate justice. They also rely on my generation sucking hundreds of billions of tons of your CO2 out of the air with technologies that barely exist. So, a 50% risk is simply not acceptable to us - we who have to live with the consequences. To have a 67% chance of staying below a 1.5 degrees Celsius global temperature rise - the best odds given by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change - the world had 420 gigatons of CO2 left to emit back on January 1st, 2018. Today that figure is already down to less than 350 gigatons. How dare you pretend that this can be solved with just business as usual and some technical solutions? With today's emission levels, that remaining CO2 budget will be entirely gone within less than 8 1/2 years. There will not be any solutions or plans presented in line with these figures here today, because these numbers are too uncomfortable. And you are still not mature enough to tell it like it is. You are failing us. But young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you. And if you choose to fail us, I say: We will never forgive you. We will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now is where we draw the line. The world is waking up. And change is coming, whether you like it or not. Thank you.
96.07% 201.43 WPM
40pp
weighted 4%
67
A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
A Confederacy of Dunces John Kennedy Toole #1
But the criteria at Levy Pants were very low. Promptness was sufficient excuse for promotion. Mr. Gonzalez became the office manager and took control of the few dispirited clerks under him. He could never really remember the names of his clerks and typists. They seemed, at times, to come and go almost daily, with the exception of Miss Trixie, the octogenarian assistant accountant, who had been copying figures inaccurately into the Levy ledgers for almost half a century. She even wore her green celluloid visor on her way to and from work, a gesture that Mr. Gonzalez interpreted as a symbol of loyalty to Levy Pants. On Sundays she sometimes wore the visor to church, mistaking it for a hat. She had even worn it to her brother's funeral, where it was ripped from her head by her more alert and slightly younger sister-in-law. Mrs. Levy, though, had issued orders that Miss Trixie was to be retained, no matter what. Mr. Gonzalez rubbed a rag over his desk and thought, as he did every morning at this time when the office was still chilly and deserted and the wharf rats played frenetic games among themselves within the walls, about the happiness that his association with Levy Pants had brought him. On the river the freighters gliding through the lifting mist bellowed at one another, the sound of their deep foghorns echoing among the rusting file cabinets in the office. Beside him the little heater popped and cracked as its parts grew warmer and expanded. He listened unconsciously to all the sounds that had begun his day for twenty years and lit the first of the ten cigarettes that he smoked every day. When he had smoked the cigarette down to its filter, he put it out and emptied the ashtray into the wastebasket. He always liked to impress Mr. Levy with the cleanliness of his desk. Next to his desk was Miss Trixie's rolltop desk. Old newspapers filled every half-opened drawer. Among the little spherical formations of lint under the desk a piece of cardboard had been wedged under one corner to make the desk level. In place of Miss Trixie, a brown paper bag filled with old pieces of material, and a ball of twine occupied the chair. Cigarette butts spilled out of the ashtray on the desk. This was a mystery which Mr. Gonzalez had never been able to solve, for Miss Trixie did not smoke. He had questioned her about this several times, but had never received a coherent answer. There was something magnetic about Miss Trixie's area. It attracted whatever refuse there was in the office, and whenever pens, eye-glasses, purses, or cigarette lighters were missing they could usually be found somewhere in her desk. Miss Trixie also hoarded all of the telephone books, which were stored in some cluttered drawer in her desk. Mr. Gonzalez was about to search Miss Trixie's area for his missing stamp pad when the door of the office opened and she shuffled in, scuffing her sneakers across the wooden floor. She had with her another paper bag that seemed to contain the same assortment of material and twine, aside from the stamp pad which was sticking out of the top of the bag. For two or three years Miss Trixie had been carrying these bags with her, sometimes accumulating three or four by the side of her desk, never disclosing their purpose or destination to anyone.
96.42% 197.96 WPM
38pp
weighted 3%
68
A Letter to Ciss by James "Jim" Davie
A Letter to Ciss by James "Jim" Davie
A Letter to Ciss James "Jim" Davie #1
My Darling Ciss We are down for our rest again and I have just received your welcome parcel & three letters & papers. You will scarcely believe it but nevertheless it is true we had an extraordinary Christmas on Xmas Eve the Germans who hold Xmas in great style started giving us songs and shouting little bits in English and of course we retaliated and on Xmas day the most funny thing happened, we noticed a white flag going up and then one German getting up on the trench and advanced towards us, and of course we began to do likewise as did more of the Germans and we began to exchange Xmas greetings and jokes, and all sorts they were giving us fags and drinks and a bit of small [?] and showing us photos of their wives and sweethearts and telling us they were fed up with this war, and wanting us to post letters for them as seemingly they are not allowed to write they were saying the Germans were in Warsaw and that the Russians were finished, but of course we listened to all and said nothing and before we parted for our trenches again we had agreed that we would not shoot at each other that day and we kept our word there wasn't a shot fired that day, but next day our artillery opened as did theirs and so bought to a close the most unheard in any proceedings I believe in the annals of history. They were Saxons it would have been a different take with the Prussians, of course this happened with the Regt in front of us. I couldn't say if this occurred all along the line but I don't think it would, so you will see we had not a bad Xmas at all but the funny thing is we are carrying on the same as usual looking for each others blood again. Well dearie it wasn't so bad as it had been in the trenches this time it was proper Xmas time frost and snow and the ground as hard as nails but of course it will just be the same as usual once the thaw sets in. You were asking me if the stockings would do to cover my knees or if we would be allowed to wear them. I don't know whether we are allowed or not but we use anything to keep ourselves warm some have drawers others long stockings and all of us boots and puttees, I assure you we don't look like the peaceful Highlanders you see at home, the stockings you sent are just the sort I wanted I can pull them up at night to keep the cold out. I got a shock when I saw the contents of the parcel "two puddings struck my eye" I had forgotten all about my favourite and am just dying to get them heated up to find out the taste again. Tell Jim Stall I have not come across the Wiltshire Regt again I think they have gone to some other position so might never see them at all. I had a letter from my Leith pal and he is still in hospital in Manchester and by reading his letter he seemingly never received [?]. I hear Frank Brookes is getting on all right but I couldn't tell you whether his leg is amputated or not, they know nothing about it here, only that he is getting on all right. Pte Grant and my other pal are still well, Grant's brother who was wounded over a month ago has joined us again and we make a lively school well Ciss here they are shouting for letters so must close Your loving Husband Jim PS love to all will write tomorrow.
95.73% 202.32 WPM
36pp
weighted 3%
69
"Ich bin ein Berliner" by John F. Kennedy
"Ich bin ein Berliner" by John F. Kennedy
"Ich bin ein Berliner" John F. Kennedy #1
I am proud to come to this city as the guest of your distinguished Mayor, who has symbolized throughout the world the fighting spirit of West Berlin. And I am proud to visit the Federal Republic with your distinguished Chancellor, who for so many years has committed Germany to democracy and freedom and progress and to come here in the company of my fellow American, General Clay, who has been in this city during its great moments of crisis and will come again if ever needed. Two thousand years ago the proudest boast was "civis Romanus sum." Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich bin ein Berliner." I appreciate my interpreter translating my German! There are many people in the world who really don't understand, or say they don't, what is the great issue between the free world and the Communist world. Let them come to Berlin. There are some who say that communism is the wave of the future. Let them come to Berlin. And there are some who say in Europe and elsewhere we can work with the Communists. Let them come to Berlin. And there are even a few who say that it is true that communism is an evil system, but it permits us to make economic progress. Lass' sie nach Berlin kommen. Let them come to Berlin. Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect, but we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in, to prevent them from leaving us. I want to say, on behalf of my countrymen, who live many miles away on the other side of the Atlantic, who are far distant from you, that they take the greatest pride that they have been able to share with you, even from a distance, the story of the last 18 years. I know of no town, no city, that has been besieged for 18 years that still lives with the vitality and the force, and the hope and the determination of the city of West Berlin. While the wall is the most obvious and vivid demonstration of the failures of the Communist system, for all the world to see, we take no satisfaction in it, for it is, as your Mayor has said, an offense not only against history but an offense against humanity, separating families, dividing husbands and wives and brothers and sisters, and dividing a people who wish to be joined together. What is true of this city is true of Germany -- real, lasting peace in Europe can never be assured as long as one German out of four is denied the elementary right of free men, and that is to make a free choice. In 18 years of peace and good faith, this generation of Germans has earned the right to be free, including the right to unite their families and their nation in lasting peace, with good will to all people. You live in a defended island of freedom, but your life is part of the main. So let me ask you as I close, to lift your eyes beyond the dangers of today, to the hopes of tomorrow, beyond the freedom merely of this city of Berlin, or your country of Germany, to the advance of freedom everywhere, beyond the wall to the day of peace with justice, beyond yourselves and ourselves to all mankind. Freedom is indivisible, and when one man is enslaved, all are not free. When all are free, then we can look forward to that day when this city will be joined as one and this country and this great Continent of Europe in a peaceful and hopeful globe. When that day finally comes, as it will, the people of West Berlin can take sober satisfaction in the fact that they were in the front lines for almost two decades. All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin, and, therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner."
97.33% 201.12 WPM
34pp
weighted 3%
70
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game Orson Scott Card #3
So the whole war is because we can't talk to each other.
100.00% 349.20 WPM
32pp
weighted 3%
71
An Introduction to Language by Victoria Fromkin, Robert Rodman, Nina Hyams
An Introduction to Language by Victoria Fromkin, Robert Rodman, Nina Hyams
An Introduction to Language Victoria Fromkin, Robert Rodman, Nina Hyams #1
Our creative ability is reflected not only in what we say, but also in our understanding of new or novel sentences. Consider the following sentence: "Daniel Boone decided to become a pioneer because he dreamed of pigeon-toed giraffes and cross-eyed elephants dancing in pink skirts and green berets on the wind-swept plains of the Midwest." You may not believe the sentence; you may question its logic; but you can understand it, although you probably never heard or read it before now.
99.39% 228.98 WPM
31pp
weighted 3%
72
The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R Tolkien
The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R Tolkien
The Fellowship of the Ring J.R.R Tolkien #1
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
100.00% 290.54 WPM
29pp
weighted 3%
73
COP Climate Summit by Brian Cox
COP Climate Summit by Brian Cox
COP Climate Summit Brian Cox #1
As far as we can tell, this planet is the only island of meaning in an ocean of 400 billion suns. What is meaning? Whatever it is, it's surely a property of living things. We know it exists because the universe means something to us. And therefore, if we destroy this, then we may eliminate meaning in a galaxy of 400 billion stars, potentially forever.
99.43% 244.19 WPM
28pp
weighted 2%
74
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Lewis Carroll #1
I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?
100.00% 287.52 WPM
26pp
weighted 2%
75
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day #2
I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's only me and I walk alone. I walk this empty street on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Where the city sleeps, and I'm the only one and I walk alone.
100.00% 260.58 WPM
25pp
weighted 2%
76
Night In The Woods by Infinite Fall, Secret Lab
Night In The Woods by Infinite Fall, Secret Lab
Night In The Woods Infinite Fall, Secret Lab #1
I get it. This won't stop until I die. But when I die, I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I'm thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something. It means I am something, at least... pretty amazing to be something, at least...
100.00% 239.02 WPM
24pp
weighted 2%
77
Arcane by Fortiche & Riot Games
Arcane by Fortiche & Riot Games
Arcane Fortiche & Riot Games #2
We lost ourselves, lost our dream. In the pursuit of great, we failed to do good. We have to make it right.
100.00% 287.26 WPM
22pp
weighted 2%
78
Taxi Driver by Martin Scorsese
Taxi Driver by Martin Scorsese
Taxi Driver Martin Scorsese #3
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
100.00% 305.27 WPM
21pp
weighted 2%
79
The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern
The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern
The Night Circus Erin Morgenstern #1
This is, in part, why there is less magic in the world today. Magic is secret and secrets are magic, after all, and years upon years of teaching and sharing magic and worse. Writing it down in fancy books that get all dusty with age has lessened it, removed its power bit by bit. It was inevitable, perhaps, but not unavoidable. Everyone makes mistakes. The greatest wizard in history made the mistake of sharing his secrets. And his secrets were both magic and important, so it was a rather serious mistake.
97.92% 232.90 WPM
20pp
weighted 2%
80
Taxi Driver by Martin Scorsese
Taxi Driver by Martin Scorsese
Taxi Driver Martin Scorsese #1
June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
100.00% 238.85 WPM
19pp
weighted 2%
81
In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust
In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust
In Search of Lost Time Marcel Proust #4
Only, we must allow time. But our demands as far as time is concerned are no less exorbitant than those which the heart requires in order to change. For one thing, time is the very thing that we are least willing to allow, for our suffering is acute and we are anxious to see it brought to an end. And then, too, the time which the other heart will need in order to change will have been spent by our own heart in changing itself too, so that when the goal we had set ourselves becomes attainable it will have ceased to be our goal.
99.62% 242.39 WPM
18pp
weighted 2%
82
Enduring Love by Ian McEwan
Enduring Love by Ian McEwan
Enduring Love Ian McEwan #3
Self-consciousness is the destroyer of erotic joy.
100.00% 290.37 WPM
17pp
weighted 2%
83
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 Larian Studios #2
Among the Sharrans dwelled the gnome Silouv Yali, whose talents for wizardry were known from Candlekeep to Sorcere. Under his tutelage, the Sharrans built the Great Forge, which could heat mithral with such vigour as to turn it to adamantine. With this astonishing metal, they could mould the finest blades and armour.
100.00% 234.35 WPM
16pp
weighted 1%
84
ANIMAL WELL by Billy Basso
ANIMAL WELL by Billy Basso
ANIMAL WELL Billy Basso #1
Hey, it's dunkey. I've been trapped inside of the game's code for 277 years and I just wanted to say thank you for releasing me from this game. It was a good game, um, I liked the part with the ostrich and the bean monkey is, you know, I love him, and maybe I can go play ANIMAL WELL 2 now by the time you've discovered this.
100.00% 243.91 WPM
15pp
weighted 1%
85
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python Mark Lutz #2
I'll accept any of the following as correct answers: fear, intimidation, nice red uniforms, a comfy chair, and soft pillows.
100.00% 251.10 WPM
15pp
weighted 1%
86
return key by Cambridge Dictionary
return key by Cambridge Dictionary
return key Cambridge Dictionary #1
the key on a computer keyboard that you press to give an instruction, or to start a new line in a document: Enter the data then press the return key.
100.00% 265.35 WPM
14pp
weighted 1%
87
Yellow Submarine by The Beatles
Yellow Submarine by The Beatles
Yellow Submarine The Beatles #2
In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea. And he told us of his life in the land of submarines, so we sailed up to the sun, till we found the sea of green and we lived beneath the waves in our yellow submarine.
100.00% 263.78 WPM
13pp
weighted 1%
88
The Andromeda Strain  by Micheal Crichton
The Andromeda Strain  by Micheal Crichton
The Andromeda Strain Micheal Crichton #8
Nothing we don't already know. The blood is clotted throughout. No other demonstrable abnormalities at the light microscope level.
100.00% 267.58 WPM
12pp
weighted 1%
89
Red vs. Blue by Rooster Teeth
Red vs. Blue by Rooster Teeth
Red vs. Blue Rooster Teeth #3
We're not retreating, we're advancing towards future victory!
100.00% 282.57 WPM
12pp
weighted 1%
90
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
The Picture of Dorian Gray Oscar Wilde #1
When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
100.00% 273.99 WPM
11pp
weighted 1%
91
Rain World by Videocult
Rain World by Videocult
Rain World Videocult #3
It's an old text. The verses are familiar to me, but I don't remember by whom they were written. The language is very old and intricate. The first verse starts by drawing a comparison between the world and a tangled rug. It says that the world is an unfortunate mess. Like a knot, the nature of its existence is the fact that the parts are locking each other, none able to spring free. Then as it goes on the world becomes a furry animal hide, I suppose... because now us living beings are like insects crawling in the fur. And then it's a fishing net, because the more we struggle and squirm, the more entangled we become. It says that only the limp body of the jellyfish cannot be captured in the net. So we should try to be like the jellyfish, because the jellyfish doesn't try. This was an eternal dilemma to them - they were burdened by great ambition, yet deeply convinced that striving in itself was an unforgivable vice. They tried very hard to be effortless. Perhaps that's what we were to them, someone to delegate that unrestrained effort to. I know I have tried very hard.
98.46% 213.05 WPM
11pp
weighted 1%
92
Katherine by Anya Seton
Katherine by Anya Seton
Katherine Anya Seton #1
No matter how dutiful one tried to feel, it was impossible to be sad at leaving this behind, not when the blood ran hot and rich in the veins, and when out in the world there were all the untried beckoning enchantments: dancing, sensuous music, merriment - and love.
100.00% 248.43 WPM
10pp
weighted 1%
93
Borderline by Madonna
Borderline by Madonna
Borderline Madonna #2
Something in your eyes is making such a fool of me. When you hold me in your arms, you love me 'til I just can't see. But then you let me down, when I look around. Baby, you just can't be found. Stop driving me away, I just want to stay. There's something I just got to say.
100.00% 257.93 WPM
9pp
weighted 1%
94
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams #6
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
100.00% 315.01 WPM
9pp
weighted 1%
95
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python Mark Lutz #4
If instead you are processing something that is textual in nature, such as program output, HTML, email content, or CSV or XML files, you'll probably want to use str and text-mode files.
100.00% 246.26 WPM
9pp
weighted 1%
96
The Holy Bible by Luke
The Holy Bible by Luke
The Holy Bible Luke #1
While he was saying this, a cloud came and overshadowed them; and they were terrified as they entered the cloud. Then from the cloud came a voice that said, "This is my Son, my Chosen, listen to him!" When the voice had spoken, Jesus was found alone. And they kept silent and in those days told no one any of the things they had seen.
100.00% 242.78 WPM
8pp
weighted 1%
97
The World Was Wide Enough by Lin-Manuel Miranda
The World Was Wide Enough by Lin-Manuel Miranda
The World Was Wide Enough Lin-Manuel Miranda #1
Now I'm the villain in your history. I was too young and blind to see. I should've known the world was wide enough for both Hamilton and me.
100.00% 274.70 WPM
8pp
weighted 1%
98
All Too Well by Taylor Swift
All Too Well by Taylor Swift
All Too Well Taylor Swift #1
I walked through the door with you; the air was cold. But something about it felt like home somehow. And I left my scarf there at your sister's house, and you've still got it in your drawer, even now. Oh, your sweet disposition, and my wide-eyed gaze. We're singing in the car getting lost upstate. Autumn leaves falling down like pieces into place, and I can picture it after all these days. And I know it's long gone and that magic's not here no more. And I might be okay but I'm not fine at all. 'Cause there we are again on that little town street. You almost ran the red 'cause you were looking over at me. Wind in my hair, I was there, I remember it all too well. Photo album on the counter, your cheeks were turning red. You used to be a little kid with glasses in a twin-sized bed. And your mother's telling stories 'bout you on the tee ball team. You told me 'bout your past thinking your future was me. And I know it's long gone and there was nothing else I could do, and I forget about you long enough to forget why I needed to. 'Cause there we are again in the middle of the night. We're dancing round the kitchen in the refrigerator light. Down the stairs, I was there, I remember it all too well. Well, maybe we got lost in translation, maybe I asked for too much. Or maybe this thing was a masterpiece, so you tore it all up. Running scared, I was there, I remember it all too well. And you call me up again just to break me like a promise. So casually cruel in the name of being honest. I'm a crumpled up piece of paper lying here 'cause I remember it all, all, all too well. Time won't fly, it's like I'm paralyzed by it. I'd like to be my old self again, but I'm still trying to find it. After plaid shirt days and nights where you made me your own. Now you mail back my things and I walk home alone. But you keep my old scarf from that very first week, 'cause it reminds you of innocence, and it smells like me. You can't get rid of it, 'cause you remember it all too well. And there we are again when I loved you so. Back before you lost the one real thing you've ever known. It was rare, I was there, I remember it all too well. Wind in my hair, you were there, you remember it all. Down the stairs, you were there, you remember it all. It was rare, I was there, I remember it all too well.
97.27% 197.54 WPM
7pp
weighted 1%
99
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game Orson Scott Card #6
As he leaned over to pick up the desk, he felt a hand jab roughly between his thighs and another hand grab his hair.
100.00% 268.43 WPM
7pp
weighted 1%
100
Acton-Creighton Correspondence by John Emerich Edward Dalberg, Lord Acton
Acton-Creighton Correspondence by John Emerich Edward Dalberg, Lord Acton
Acton-Creighton Correspondence John Emerich Edward Dalberg, Lord Acton #1
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence and not authority; still more when you superadd the tendency of the certainty of corruption by authority.
100.00% 245.57 WPM
6pp
weighted 1%
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