1 | Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Hughes #1 Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. | | 100.00% | 219.00 WPM | 803pp weighted 100% | |
2 | Digital Heretic (The Game Is Life Book 2)
Terry Schott #1 Life can get pretty crazy at times. It can be hectic, confusing, stressful, and that's on a good day. Life can be full of happiness and full of sadness. One moment you're on top of the world and nothing can go wrong. The next, it feels as if nothing will ever be right again. I guess it depends where you are right now on your ride through life whether you smile when you read this or fight back tears. No matter where you stand on the long path, right now, try very hard to smile, and be glad you're in the game. | | 96.20% | 170.94 WPM | 759pp weighted 95% | |
3 | Pride and Prejudice
Jane Austen #40 In Lydia's imagination, a visit to Brighton comprised every possibility of earthly happiness. She saw, with the creative eye of fancy, the streets of that gay bathing-place covered with officers. She saw herself the object of attention to tens and to scores of them at present unknown. She saw all the glories of the camp: its tents stretched forth in beauteous uniformity of lines, crowded with the young and the gay, and dazzling with scarlet; and, to complete the view, she saw herself seated beneath a tent, tenderly flirting with at least six officers at once. | | 96.19% | 155.19 WPM | 706pp weighted 90% | |
4 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #168 The soldiers' faces were more and more clearly visible. | | 100.00% | 210.25 WPM | 663pp weighted 86% | |
5 | A Game of Thrones
George R. R. Martin #1 When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. | | 100.00% | 202.47 WPM | 627pp weighted 81% | |
6 | Red vs. Blue
Rooster Teeth #4 The box is there for a reason. I like thinking inside of it; I feel safe in there. | | 100.00% | 207.82 WPM | 595pp weighted 77% | |
7 | Sid Meier's Civilization VI
Firaxis Games #1 The ascent to the highest story is by stairs, and at their side are water engines, by means of which persons, appointed expressly for the purpose, are continually employed in raising water from the Euphrates into the garden. | | 99.12% | 173.99 WPM | 564pp weighted 74% | |
8 | Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words
Randall Munroe #1 To make power, people try to put pieces of this metal close enough together that they make heat fast, but not so close that they go out of control and blow up. This is very hard, but there is so much heat and power stored in this metal that some people have wanted to try anyway. | | 97.61% | 181.56 WPM | 535pp weighted 70% | |
9 | Death Note
Tsugumi Ohba #1 The human whose name is written in this note shall die. | | 100.00% | 217.23 WPM | 497pp weighted 66% | |
10 | Arcane
Fortiche & Riot Games #2 We lost ourselves, lost our dream. In the pursuit of great, we failed to do good. We have to make it right. | | 100.00% | 190.76 WPM | 471pp weighted 63% | |
11 | Ender's Game
Orson Scott Card #3 So the whole war is because we can't talk to each other. | | 100.00% | 229.16 WPM | 445pp weighted 60% | |
12 | Mouthwashing
Wrong Organ #1 I have something to say. So shut the fuck up and listen. I spent thirteen years half-cut up to my eyeballs. Drunk, to put it mildly. Then suddenly I saw it, a streetlight shining in my face. 500 Gigawatts of the power of God. A vision of my bloated body found in some ditch. Scared me straight. So I got a collar shirt, mortgage and a credit card. All the things that make a good man. I hoped I could raise my children to be better than their old man. I wanted to believe I was never one setback away from my worst self. But the truth is. Discipline. Drive. Routine. The endless fucking desperation to get shit done. A loving wife? Great kids? Sobriety? I'm telling you. You. Accomplishments I'd been chasing all my life. Never felt as good as I expected when I crossed the finish line.
...
So now that we're at the end. Takin' inventory. Those nights spinning out of my head, sinking into the sofa. Broken glass in my palms. Bleeding dry the funniest thing ever. Old dogs laughing and snarling on a waterbed floor, mocking the moon for daring to show its face. All nausea and wreckage and vomit and ugly cruelty. The only problem in the world an empty bottle. Those were the best days of my life. Yeah.
...Those were the best days of my life. I got nothing to hide. Ready to face the music. I can see myself for what I am. But you? A cowardly, selfish motherfucker and you can't even see it.
...I should've been able to protect the kid. If I could have done one thing right, I wish it had been to give him one small chance off this goddamned rock. | | 93.10% | 133.84 WPM | 420pp weighted 57% | |
13 | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Douglas Adams #7 Part of his brain told him that he knew perfectly well what he was looking at and what the shapes represented whilst another quite sensibly refused to countenance the idea and abdicated responsibility for any further thinking in that direction. | | 98.80% | 169.48 WPM | 398pp weighted 54% | |
14 | Aireu 727 WYSI
Aireu #1 SEVEN TWENTY SEVEN, SEVEN TWENTY SEVEN, WHEN YOU SEE IT! WHEN YOU FUCKING SEE IT! SEVEN TWENTY SEVEN, SEVEN TWENTY SEVEN! When you fucking see it, when you fucking, see it! when you see it, when you see it, oh my god. When you see it, when you see it, when you see it. | | 98.89% | 160.68 WPM | 378pp weighted 51% | |
15 | Leviathan
Thomas Hobbes #1 The incommodities of such a war. Whatever is the case in a time of war, where every man is an enemy to every man, the same is true when men live without any other security besides what can be gained by their own strength and invention. In such a condition there is no industry, because its fruit would be uncertain. There is no culture of the earth, no navigation, nor use of the commodities that may be imported by sea. There is no commodious building, no instruments of moving and removing those things that require much force. There is no knowledge of the face of the earth, no account of time, no arts, no letters and no society. Worst of all there is continual fear and danger of violent death, and the life of man is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short. | | 96.32% | 147.48 WPM | 359pp weighted 49% | |
16 | This Earth of Mankind
Pramoedya Ananta Toer #74 My eyes groped around seeking something to talk about. | | 100.00% | 221.44 WPM | 340pp weighted 46% | |
17 | The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R Tolkien #4 All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost. | | 100.00% | 198.01 WPM | 323pp weighted 44% | |
18 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #68 The same thing has been printed and read a thousand times before. | | 100.00% | 219.30 WPM | 306pp weighted 42% | |
19 | Nightcrawler
Dan Gilroy #1 My motto is if you want to win the lottery you've got to make money to buy a ticket. | | 100.00% | 193.58 WPM | 291pp weighted 40% | |
20 | Hunter x Hunter
Yoshihiro Togashi #1 Risking your life and throwing it away may seem alike, but they are two totally different things. People who live at the brink of death never think of throwing their lives away. | | 100.00% | 181.99 WPM | 276pp weighted 38% | |
21 | Red vs. Blue
Rooster Teeth #5 I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing... it's the same ribbon as last place. | | 100.00% | 191.96 WPM | 262pp weighted 36% | |
22 | Solipsist
Henry Rollins #1 The moon will never lie to anyone. Be like the moon. No one hates the moon or wants to kill it. The moon does not take antidepressants and never gets sent to prison. The moon never shot a guy in the face and ran away. The moon has been around a long time and has never tried to rip anyone off. The moon does not care who you want to touch or what color you are. The moon treats everyone the same. The moon never tries to get in on the guest list or use your name to impress others. Be like the moon. When others insult or belittle in an attempt to elevate themselves, the moon sits passively and watches, never lowering itself to anything that weak. The moon is beautiful and bright. It needs no makeup to look beautiful. The moon never shoves clouds out of its way so it can be seen. The moon needs not fame or money to be powerful. The moon never asks you to go to war to defend it. Be like the moon. | | 92.81% | 146.44 WPM | 248pp weighted 34% | |
23 | Pursuit of the Truth
Er Gen #1 Whatever you brag about the most is what you lack the most. Whatever it is that you want others to know that you own the most of is what you want to possess the most. | | 100.00% | 198.99 WPM | 234pp weighted 32% | |
24 | The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Bethesda Game Studios #2 What is better, to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? | | 100.00% | 186.90 WPM | 222pp weighted 31% | |
25 | Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
J. K. Rowling #1 If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. | | 100.00% | 184.50 WPM | 210pp weighted 29% | |
26 | Taxi Driver
Martin Scorsese #1 June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight. | | 94.61% | 152.04 WPM | 198pp weighted 28% | |
27 | Baldur's Gate 3
Larian Studios #4 But that is not the extraordinary - or rather disturbing - part. On the drow's death, a parasitic creature emerged from the corpse and attempted to escape. I managed to capture it, and have the host's cadaver here in my study. I've told no one of my fears. Nettie suspects, but knows better than to ask. | | 97.79% | 151.38 WPM | 187pp weighted 26% | |
28 | Moby Dick; Or, The Whale
Herman Melville #57 Woe to him who seeks to please rather than to appal! Woe to him whose good name is more to him than goodness! Woe to him who, in this world, courts not dishonor! Woe to him who would not be true, even though to be false were salvation! | | 96.32% | 159.45 WPM | 178pp weighted 25% | |
29 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #158 There were various other reasons owing to which Dounia could not hope to escape from that awful house for another six weeks. You know Dounia, of course; you know how clever she is and what a strong will she has. | | 95.67% | 166.74 WPM | 168pp weighted 24% | |
30 | Ender's Game
Orson Scott Card #5 Ender thrust his gun between his legs. "I can see fine," he said, and proceeded to flash the boys directly under him. | | 100.00% | 165.77 WPM | 159pp weighted 23% | |
31 | Rain World
Videocult #3 It's an old text. The verses are familiar to me, but I don't remember by whom they were written. The language is very old and intricate.
The first verse starts by drawing a comparison between the world and a tangled rug. It says that the world is an unfortunate mess. Like a knot, the nature of its existence is the fact that the parts are locking each other, none able to spring free.
Then as it goes on the world becomes a furry animal hide, I suppose... because now us living beings are like insects crawling in the fur. And then it's a fishing net, because the more we struggle and squirm, the more entangled we become.
It says that only the limp body of the jellyfish cannot be captured in the net. So we should try to be like the jellyfish, because the jellyfish doesn't try.
This was an eternal dilemma to them - they were burdened by great ambition, yet deeply convinced that striving in itself was an unforgivable vice. They tried very hard to be effortless. Perhaps that's what we were to them, someone to delegate that unrestrained effort to.
I know I have tried very hard. | | 94.98% | 134.41 WPM | 151pp weighted 21% | |
32 | The Holy Bible
Matthew #2 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God. | | 96.47% | 172.67 WPM | 143pp weighted 20% | |
33 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #51 When they reached the door they heard voices in the room. | | 100.00% | 205.37 WPM | 135pp weighted 19% | |
34 | The Exorcist III
William Peter Blatty #1 My wife's mother is visiting, Father. And Tuesday night, she's cooking us a carp. It's a tasty fish, I've got nothing against it. But, because it's supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live and for three days, it's been swimming... up and down... in my bathtub. Up and down... and I hate it. I can't stand the sight of it, moving its gills. Now, you're standing very close to me, Father; have you noticed? Yes. I haven't had a bath for three days. I can't go home until the carp is asleep because if I see it, swimming... I'll kill it. | | 94.25% | 138.06 WPM | 128pp weighted 18% | |
35 | BoJack Horseman
Raphael Bob-Waksberg #1 In the great grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten. So, it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters is right now: this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together. | | 94.03% | 157.87 WPM | 121pp weighted 17% | |
36 | Naruto Shippuden
Masashi Kishimoto #1 If you don't like the hand that fate's dealt you with, fight for a new one. | | 100.00% | 186.63 WPM | 114pp weighted 17% | |
37 | Moby Dick; Or, The Whale
Herman Melville #78 Who has but once dined his friends, has tasted what it is to be Caesar. It is a witchery of social czarship which there is no withstanding. Now, if to this consideration you superadd the official supremacy of a ship-master, then, by inference, you will derive the cause of that peculiarity of sea-life just mentioned. Over his ivory-inlaid table, Ahab presided like a mute, maned sea-lion on the white coral beach, surrounded by his warlike but still deferential cubs. In his own proper turn, each officer waited to be served. | | 95.47% | 137.00 WPM | 108pp weighted 16% | |
38 | Don Quixote
Miguel de Cervantes #61 The landlord, who, as has been mentioned, was something of a wag, and had already some suspicion of his guest's want of wits, was quite convinced of it on hearing talk of this kind from him, and to make sport for the night he determined to fall in with his humour. | | 96.09% | 153.42 WPM | 102pp weighted 15% | |
39 | Speed Secrets: Professional Race Driving Techniques
Ross Bentley #1 Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter how unlikely it seems you will catch your competitor in front of you. Keep pushing until the checkered flag falls. How many times have you seen the leader of a race have a mechanical problem with only a few laps to go? You will never be able to take advantage of their problems if you are not close. You have to be close to take advantage of luck. | | 94.19% | 148.31 WPM | 97pp weighted 14% | |
40 | Arcane
Fortiche & Riot Games #1 Nature has made us intolerant to change, but fortunately, we have the capacity to change our nature. | | 97.16% | 176.36 WPM | 92pp weighted 14% | |
41 | The Alchemist
Paulo Coelho #2 One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving. | | 100.00% | 184.44 WPM | 87pp weighted 13% | |
42 | Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
J. K. Rowling #5 Four fully grown, enormous, vicious-looking dragons were rearing onto their hind legs inside an enclosure fenced with thick planks of wood, roaring and snorting - torrents of fire were shooting into the dark sky from their open, fanged mouths, fifty feet above the ground on their outstretched necks. There was a silvery-blue one with long, pointed horns, snapping and snarling at the wizards on the ground; a smooth-scaled green one, which was writhing and stamping with all its might; a red one with an odd fringe of fine gold spikes around its face, which was shooting mushroom-shaped fire clouds into the air; and a gigantic black one, more lizard-like than the others, which was nearest to them. | | 91.20% | 132.79 WPM | 82pp weighted 12% | |
43 | Decades
Joy Division #1 Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders. Here are the young men, well where have they been? We knocked on the doors of Hell's darker chamber. Pushed to the limit, we dragged ourselves in. Watched from the wings as the scenes were replaying, we saw ourselves now as we never had seen. Portrayal of the trauma and degeneration, the sorrows we suffered and never were free. | | 94.76% | 143.54 WPM | 78pp weighted 12% | |
44 | Invictus
William Ernest Henley #1 Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul. | | 92.43% | 129.68 WPM | 74pp weighted 11% | |
45 | Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
J. K. Rowling #2 Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once? | | 100.00% | 162.55 WPM | 70pp weighted 10% | |
46 | The Subtle Knife
Philip Pullman #1 He found himself standing under a row of trees. But not hornbeam trees: these were tall palms, and they were growing, like the trees in Oxford, in a row along the grass. But this was the center of a broad boulevard, and at the side of the boulevard was a line of cafes and small shops, all brightly lit, all open, and all utterly silent and empty beneath a sky thick with stars. The hot night was laden with the scent of flowers and with the salt smell of the sea. | | 92.72% | 139.40 WPM | 66pp weighted 10% | |
47 | Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words
Randall Munroe #2 By choosing the right words, you can take an idea that's happening in your head and try to make an idea like it happen in someone else's. That's what's happening right now. | | 97.22% | 165.33 WPM | 63pp weighted 9% | |
48 | Twilight
Stephanie Meyer #1 You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever. | | 100.00% | 212.65 WPM | 60pp weighted 9% | |
49 | Hollow Knight
Team Cherry #1 No cost too great.
No mind to think.
No will to break.
No voice to cry suffering.
Born of God and Void.
You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams.
You are the Vessel.
You are the Hollow Knight. | | 96.88% | 142.22 WPM | 57pp weighted 9% | |
50 | Blade Runner 2049
Denis Villeneuve #2 Sometimes, to love someone, you gotta be a stranger. | | 100.00% | 193.97 WPM | 54pp weighted 8% | |
51 | The Alchemist
Paulo Coelho #3 To realize one's destiny is a person's only obligation. | | 100.00% | 178.21 WPM | 51pp weighted 8% | |
52 | Baldur's Gate 3
Larian Studios #9 Dear Master Golbraith,
Word has been brought to Candlekeep that Baldur's Gate is under threat and there are those who claim that the mind flayer plot is being driven from within the city's own seats of power. As a leading expert in mind flayers and counter-illithid strategies, we would like to consult with you that we may pool our resources to destroy such a plot before it takes root. Leave word for us at The Lodge, and we will arrange a date and time. -- The First Reader. | | 89.87% | 134.68 WPM | 48pp weighted 7% | |
53 | Death Note
Tsugumi Ohba #2 Now everything that was in my way is gone - and everyone else still believes in me. It's only a matter of time before I get rid of the police. What do you think at that, L? This is my perfect victory! That's right, I win! | | 93.87% | 151.62 WPM | 45pp weighted 7% | |
54 | Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis
Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #5 Laparoscopic radical nephrectomy is the procedure of choice in patients with xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis with nonfunctioning kidneys as it is associated with less blood loss, fewer complications, reduced hospital stays, and better outcomes compared to similar open surgeries. | | 96.00% | 136.68 WPM | 43pp weighted 7% | |
55 | TUNIC
TUNIC Team & Finji #2 As is usual, an alluring old power was discovered. Fossils of self, annealed visions of the future, entombed and cast into sarcophagi and buried. A lever in the canonical plane, a store of potential. Perhaps it is the fabled prize.
The Power To Defy Death. | | 95.62% | 138.97 WPM | 41pp weighted 6% | |
56 | Moby Dick; Or, The Whale
Herman Melville #32 Why in the name of gudgeons and ginger-cakes don't ye pull? - pull and break something! pull, and start your eyes out! | | 100.00% | 153.56 WPM | 38pp weighted 6% | |
57 | Temporomandibular Syndrome
Kushagra Maini; Anterpreet Dua #2 Temporomandibular disorder is multifactorial in etiology, requiring a multidisciplinary approach. | | 100.00% | 147.23 WPM | 36pp weighted 6% | |
58 | The Door in the Wall
H.G. Wells #2 He leaned over the table to me, with an enormous sorrow in his voice as he spoke. 'Thrice I have had my chance - thrice! If ever that door offers itself to me again, I swore, I will go in out of this dust and heat, out of this dry glitter of vanity, out of these toilsome futilities. I will go and never return. This time I will stay... I swore it and when the time came - I didn't go.
'Three times in one year have I passed that door and failed to enter. Three times in the last year. | | 93.73% | 134.78 WPM | 35pp weighted 5% | |
59 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #70 It is in just such stupid things clever people are most easily caught. | | 100.00% | 182.25 WPM | 33pp weighted 5% | |
60 | Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis
Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #4 Early identification and proper management of patients with xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis are critical in reducing unnecessary morbidity and mortality. | | 99.36% | 143.88 WPM | 31pp weighted 5% | |
61 | Baldur's Gate 3
Larian Studios #5 I will investigate further before informing the others. Kagha will demand answers I don't yet have. I had better record any further findings in a separate volume and keep them upon my person, lest prying eyes jump to the wrong conclusions. | | 95.33% | 143.10 WPM | 29pp weighted 5% | |
62 | Understanding Analysis
Stephen Abbott #1 Toward the end of his distinguished career, the renowned British mathematician G.H. Hardy eloquently laid out a justification for a life of studying mathematics in A Mathematician's Apology, an essay first published in 1940. At the center of Hardy's defense is the thesis that mathematics is an aesthetic discipline. For Hardy, the applied mathematics of engineers and economists held little charm. "Real mathematics," as he referred to it, "must be justified as art if it can be justified at all." | | 96.79% | 125.11 WPM | 28pp weighted 4% | |
63 | Enduring Love
Ian McEwan #2 When it's gone, you'll know what a gift love was. You'll suffer like this. So go back and fight to keep it. | | 96.52% | 162.38 WPM | 26pp weighted 4% | |
64 | The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R Tolkien #2 He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. | | 100.00% | 184.84 WPM | 25pp weighted 4% | |
65 | The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Bethesda Game Studios #1 I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee... | | 100.00% | 167.35 WPM | 24pp weighted 4% | |
66 | Temporomandibular Syndrome
Kushagra Maini; Anterpreet Dua #1 The temporomandibular joint is a ginglymoarthrodial joint formed by the glenoid fossa of the temporal bone and the mandibular condyle. | | 91.13% | 146.08 WPM | 22pp weighted 4% | |
67 | Oppenheimer
Christopher Nolan #1 And now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. | | 100.00% | 175.33 WPM | 21pp weighted 3% | |
68 | Dark Souls III
FromSoftware #2 Yes, indeed. It is called Lothric, where the transitory lands of the Lords of Cinder converge.
In venturing north, the pilgrims discover the truth of the old words: "The fire fades and the lords go without thrones."
When the link of fire is threatened, the bell tolls, unearthing the old Lords of Cinder from their graves...
Aldrich, Saint of the Deep... Farron's Undead Legion, the Abyss Watchers... And the reclusive lord of the Profaned Capital, Yhorm the Giant...
Only, in truth... the Lords will abandon their thrones... And the Unkindled will rise. Nameless, accursed Undead, unfit even to be cinder.
And so it is, that ash seeketh embers. | | 98.05% | 120.51 WPM | 20pp weighted 3% | |
69 | COP Climate Summit
Brian Cox #1 As far as we can tell, this planet is the only island of meaning in an ocean of 400 billion suns. What is meaning? Whatever it is, it's surely a property of living things. We know it exists because the universe means something to us. And therefore, if we destroy this, then we may eliminate meaning in a galaxy of 400 billion stars, potentially forever. | | 87.76% | 137.67 WPM | 19pp weighted 3% | |
70 | Undertale
Toby Fox #2 You can't use the fire exit because you're not made of fire. | | 100.00% | 197.26 WPM | 18pp weighted 3% | |
71 | Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds
Julius Robert Oppenheimer #1 We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another. | | 96.75% | 132.16 WPM | 17pp weighted 3% | |
72 | Baldur's Gate 3
Larian Studios #3 Extraordinary happenings. While meditating in the forest, Nettie and I were ambushed by a pack of goblins, led by a drow. We had no choice but to defend ourselves. | | 97.10% | 145.96 WPM | 16pp weighted 3% | |
73 | Rain World
Videocult #2 It's an old conversation log. I seem to be in it, but I can't recall much. Let me read it to you:
"1650.800 - PRIVATE
Five Pebbles, Chasing Wind, Big Sis Moon, No Significant Harassment
CW: this is in confidence, but apparently a pseudonym "Erratic Pulse" has appeared on a nearby Sliverist conversation with ideas about personal ascension. Someone here in our vicinity is trying to cross themselves out.
FP: Where did you hear this?
NSH: I wish them super good luck in that endeavor. How is it going to happen? Have the overseers gnaw through bedrock until their entire can crashes down in the void sea?
BSM: Please be respectful when speaking of the Void Sea. Grey Wind, where did you hear this?
CW: I really shouldn't say. He's going to attempt some sort of breeding program. Thought you might want to know.
NSH: Haha with the slimers, lizards and etceteras? Surely the answer was in a lizard skull all along!
CW: Well, he's not looking for the same thing as we anymore, he's changed his task, so who knows really.
BSM: I will try to find him and talk to him. Please don't spread this around!
NSH: Moon will go get them! Long live the inquisition!" | | 93.73% | 113.95 WPM | 15pp weighted 2% | |
74 | Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
J. K. Rowling #3 Karkaroff spat onto the ground at Dumbledore's feet. In one swift movement, Hagrid seized the front of Karkaroff's furs, lifted him into the air, and slammed him against a nearby tree. | | 93.06% | 135.95 WPM | 14pp weighted 2% | |
75 | Xanthelasma Palpebrarum
Ahmad M. Al Aboud; Shalin S. Shah; Kyle Blair; Daifallah M. Al Aboud #1 Xanthelasma palpebrarum is a benign condition characterized by the development of soft, semisolid, yellow papules or plaques containing cholesterol. | | 96.25% | 136.38 WPM | 13pp weighted 2% | |
76 | Rain World
Videocult #1 Behold this empty husk of a land...
Populated only by storms, ruins and abominations. It wasn't always thus.
I was once the Count of 2 living blocks, esteemed by my peers. I had progeny!
From within my vessel of flesh, I would perch upon this spot to observe the rising of the sun.
Corporeal matters seem so distant now. Most have forgotten this place, but I remain.
Perhaps I reminisce because I cannot go. Perhaps I cannot go because memory traps me here. | | 95.35% | 125.82 WPM | 13pp weighted 2% | |
77 | Life, the Universe and Everything
Douglas Adams #1 There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. | | 89.18% | 158.71 WPM | 12pp weighted 2% | |
78 | The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo
Taylor Jenkins Reid #1 I'm under absolutely no obligation to make sense to you. | | 100.00% | 164.62 WPM | 11pp weighted 2% | |
79 | Ender's Game
Orson Scott Card #6 As he leaned over to pick up the desk, he felt a hand jab roughly between his thighs and another hand grab his hair. | | 97.54% | 147.71 WPM | 11pp weighted 2% | |
80 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #43 I'll take the money and go and take another lodging. | | 96.42% | 178.11 WPM | 10pp weighted 2% | |
81 | Epiphora
Jay Patel; Ariana Levin; Bhupendra C. Patel. #1 This type of epiphora may be seen in patients who have had no trauma or surgery or may be seen after a dacryocystorhinostomy has been performed. | | 96.75% | 138.83 WPM | 10pp weighted 2% | |
82 | Undertale
Toby Fox #1 it's a beautiful day outside.
birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
on days like these, kids like you...
Should be burning in hell. | | 98.57% | 141.20 WPM | 9pp weighted 2% | |
83 | One Punch Man
ONE #1 I'm here to fight for underdogs everywhere. Good, evil; I reject them both! | | 97.46% | 143.92 WPM | 8pp weighted 1% | |
84 | Learning Python
Mark Lutz #4 If instead you are processing something that is textual in nature, such as program output, HTML, email content, or CSV or XML files, you'll probably want to use str and text-mode files. | | 93.77% | 130.89 WPM | 8pp weighted 1% | |
85 | DSM-5
American Psychiatric Association #1 Intellectual disability has an overall general population prevalence of approximately 1%, and prevalence rates vary by age. Prevalence for severe intellectual disability is approximately 6 per 1,000. | | 95.30% | 127.04 WPM | 7pp weighted 1% | |
86 | Culture Shock
Death Grips #1 You speak in abbreviations because real life conversation moves too slowly. You're the media's creation, yeah, your free will has been taken and you don't know. | | 89.78% | 143.29 WPM | 7pp weighted 1% | |
87 | Learning Python
Mark Lutz #3 What sort of weapon would you expect to see employed by the Spanish Inquisition? | | 96.51% | 147.57 WPM | 7pp weighted 1% | |
88 | The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription
Jacob Shallus #2 All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives. | | 97.48% | 132.53 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
89 | Xanthelasma Palpebrarum
Ahmad M. Al Aboud; Shalin S. Shah; Kyle Blair; Daifallah M. Al Aboud #3 Xanthomas can be associated with hyperlipidemia, diabetes, and thyroid dysfunction. Approximately 50% of adult patients with xanthelasma have abnormal lipid levels. These deposits are also prevalent in individuals with inherited dyslipidemia, such as familial hypercholesterolemia and hyperapobetalipoproteinemia. In younger individuals, particularly children, the presence of xanthelasma should prompt consideration of an underlying inherited dyslipidemia. Xanthelasma is a distinctive feature of PBC, frequently associated with significant hypercholesterolemia. | | 94.72% | 112.00 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
90 | Don't Stop Me Now
Queen #1 I'm burning through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you | | 97.80% | 129.57 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
91 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #82 The count put his ear to the keyhole and listened. | | 96.29% | 167.23 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
92 | Xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis
Li LI, Anil V Parwani #1 Xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis is an uncommon chronic destructive granulomatous process of renal parenchyma in association with long-term urinary tract obstruction and infection. | | 95.91% | 122.54 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
93 | Acute Pyelonephritis
Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong #4 Aminoglycosides are relatively underutilized in treating pyelonephritis. A single aminoglycoside dose can improve outcomes and increase survival and should be considered in sicker or higher-risk patients. | | 92.14% | 123.34 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
94 | My nuclear button is 'bigger and more powerful'
Donald J. Trump #1 North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the 'Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.' Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works! | | 92.94% | 121.12 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
95 | Revolver
Guy Ritchie #1 There is something about yourself that you don't know. | | 100.00% | 224.97 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
96 | Green Book
Peter Farrelly #1 'So if I'm not black enough and if I'm not white enough, then tell me, Tony, what am I?' | | 97.82% | 136.52 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
97 | Dreyer's English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style
Benjamin Dreyer #3 I had no idea what I wanted to be when I grew up, which is a problem when you've already grown up. | | 93.75% | 145.95 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
98 | The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R Tolkien #3 One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them. | | 97.34% | 138.98 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
99 | Ender's Game
Orson Scott Card #9 YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE YOU-KNOW-WHO. HE'S NICER-SEEMING BUT HE'S STILL A SLUMBITCH INSIDE. | | 95.83% | 134.00 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
100 | Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis
Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #1 Xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis is a rare, aggressive variant of pyelonephritis, typically caused by chronic infection and nephrolithiasis. | | 96.10% | 119.56 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |