1 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #304 Y.D.A.U. 9 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT PRE-DAWN, 1 MAY | | 100.00% | 165.61 WPM | 811pp weighted 100% | |
2 | The Myth of Natural Monopoly
Thomas J. DiLorenzo #1 Most so-called public utilities have been granted governmental franchise monopolies because they are | | 97.69% | 138.32 WPM | 784pp weighted 97% | |
3 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #93 If, as you walk through some old orchard or along the borders of a woodland tangle, you see a high-s | | 97.72% | 140.21 WPM | 757pp weighted 94% | |
4 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #92 If you want some jolly little neighbours for the summer, invite the wrens to live near you year afte | | 97.51% | 140.54 WPM | 715pp weighted 91% | |
5 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #89 Is there any sign of spring quite so welcome as the glint of the first bluebird unless it is his sof | | 97.68% | 139.45 WPM | 690pp weighted 89% | |
6 | In Search of Lost Time
Marcel Proust #7 A sofa that had risen up from dreamland between a pair of new and thoroughly substantial armchairs, | | 96.88% | 137.13 WPM | 667pp weighted 86% | |
7 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #91 How delightfully he and his busy friends, who are always within call, punctuate the snow-muffled, mi | | 98.41% | 132.90 WPM | 646pp weighted 83% | |
8 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #2 What tempts him so far north? You know that certain flowers depend upon certain insect friends to ca | | 97.73% | 134.34 WPM | 626pp weighted 81% | |
9 | A Confession
Leo Tolstoy #27 And I began to draw near to the believers among the poor, simple, unlettered folk: pilgrims, monks, | | 98.08% | 141.95 WPM | 607pp weighted 78% | |
10 | Dubliners
James Joyce #30 When she got outside the streets were shining with rain and she was glad of her old brown waterproof | | 98.96% | 158.90 WPM | 585pp weighted 76% | |
11 | Finnegans Wake
James Joyce #6 A lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, | | 100.00% | 161.57 WPM | 560pp weighted 74% | |
12 | Beyond Good and Evil
Friedrich Nietzsche #25 221. "It sometimes happens," said a moralistic pedant and trifle-retailer, "that I honour and respec | | 97.26% | 131.99 WPM | 542pp weighted 72% | |
13 | Nerds per Minute: A History of Competitive Typing
Sean Wrona #12 The space bar is the fastest, most important, and most frequently used key on the keyboard so it sho | | 98.44% | 154.45 WPM | 522pp weighted 69% | |
14 | In Search of Lost Time
Marcel Proust #8 All these things and, still more than these, the treasures which had come to the church from persona | | 98.01% | 131.44 WPM | 505pp weighted 67% | |
15 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #207 Of course, there is no great love either on his side, or on hers, but Dounia is a clever girl and ha | | 98.90% | 150.46 WPM | 484pp weighted 65% | |
16 | The Call of the Wild
Jack London #4 It was beautiful spring weather, but neither dogs nor humans were aware of it. Each day the sun rose | | 97.26% | 147.31 WPM | 470pp weighted 63% | |
17 | Learning Python
Mark Lutz #4 If instead you are processing something that is textual in nature, such as program output, HTML, ema | | 100.00% | 152.98 WPM | 454pp weighted 61% | |
18 | In Search of Lost Time
Marcel Proust #6 But I had seen first one and then another of the rooms in which I had slept during my life, and in t | | 96.42% | 133.70 WPM | 437pp weighted 60% | |
19 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #1 Why is he called the oven-bird? A little girl I know was offered five dollars by her father if she c | | 96.16% | 132.70 WPM | 422pp weighted 58% | |
20 | The Call of the Wild
Jack London #10 It was inevitable that the clash for leadership should come. Buck wanted it. He wanted it because it | | 97.74% | 143.82 WPM | 408pp weighted 56% | |
21 | The Up-To-Date Sandwich Book: 400 Ways to Make a Sandwich
Eva Greene Fuller #8 Between thin slices of white bread, place thin slices of cold roast pork; on top of this spread appl | | 100.00% | 179.05 WPM | 395pp weighted 54% | |
22 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #24 Scarcely is it finished before the skulking cowbird watches her chance to lay an egg in it that she | | 98.14% | 141.18 WPM | 382pp weighted 53% | |
23 | The Velveteen Rabbit
Margery Williams #3 That night, and for many nights after, the Velveteen Rabbit slept in the Boy's bed. At first he foun | | 98.20% | 142.10 WPM | 370pp weighted 51% | |
24 | BOUNDARY FUNCTIONS
Theodore John Kaczynski #1 Definition. An interval of real numbers will be called nondegenerate if it contains more than one po | | 100.00% | 178.69 WPM | 358pp weighted 50% | |
25 | Fifty Years in Wall Street
Henry Clews #10 The illegitimate methods by which the wealth of this class has been accumulated cannot always remain | | 97.37% | 142.87 WPM | 347pp weighted 48% | |
26 | Misinformation
Simple English Wikipedia #1 Misinformation means sharing false or misleading information, even if the person sharing it does not | | 100.00% | 185.45 WPM | 337pp weighted 47% | |
27 | Moby Dick; Or, The Whale
Herman Melville #71 Some gamesome wights will tell you that they have to plant weeds there, they don't grow naturally; t | | 99.05% | 146.77 WPM | 326pp weighted 45% | |
28 | Dubliners
James Joyce #1 I wished to go in and look at him but I had not the courage to knock. I walked away slowly along the | | 97.59% | 141.32 WPM | 316pp weighted 44% | |
29 | Increasing Personal Efficiency
Russell H. Conwell #8 So long as our government depends upon the votes of the people, just so long must there be a stirrin | | 97.77% | 153.75 WPM | 306pp weighted 43% | |
30 | Middlemarch
George Eliot #6 Now, why on earth should Mrs. Cadwallader have been at all busy about Miss Brooke's marriage; and wh | | 96.32% | 133.30 WPM | 297pp weighted 41% | |
31 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #4 Why don't they fall off? If you ever have a chance, examine their claws. These, you will see, are ve | | 96.90% | 137.78 WPM | 288pp weighted 40% | |
32 | Ecclesiastes 3
Solomon #1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: a time to be born, a | | 96.84% | 146.99 WPM | 278pp weighted 39% | |
33 | Flowers: -Le volume sur automne-
Innocent Grey #1 My father often made up stories for me. This happened when I was young - in particular when my mothe | | 98.32% | 133.24 WPM | 270pp weighted 38% | |
34 | Dracula
Bram Stoker #56 He is a selfish old beggar anyhow. He thinks of the loaves and fishes even when he believes he is in | | 97.70% | 145.39 WPM | 261pp weighted 37% | |
35 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #13 With mouths agape from ear to ear, the swifts draw in an insect dinner piecemeal, as they course thr | | 97.52% | 141.04 WPM | 253pp weighted 36% | |
36 | Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Lewis Carroll #10 The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo: she succeeded in getting its | | 97.86% | 143.01 WPM | 245pp weighted 34% | |
37 | The Golden Bough
Sir James George Frazer #3 It needs no elaborate demonstration to convince us that the stories told to account for Diana's wors | | 96.55% | 128.41 WPM | 237pp weighted 33% | |
38 | The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Arthur Conan Doyle #34 At first it was but a lurid spark upon the stone pavement. Then it lengthened out until it became a | | 99.80% | 159.51 WPM | 229pp weighted 32% | |
39 | Dubliners
James Joyce #8 But in her new home, in a distant unknown country, it would not be like that. Then she would be marr | | 97.58% | 149.97 WPM | 222pp weighted 31% | |
40 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #90 No bird, except the wren, is more cheerful than the chickadee, and his cheerfulness, fortunately, is | | 96.99% | 132.81 WPM | 215pp weighted 30% | |
41 | Oliver Twist
Charles Dickens #8 The month's trial over, Oliver was formally apprenticed. It was a nice sickly season just at this ti | | 97.93% | 136.35 WPM | 209pp weighted 30% | |
42 | A Confession
Leo Tolstoy #26 And remembering how those very beliefs had repelled me and had seemed meaningless when professed by | | 97.25% | 142.01 WPM | 202pp weighted 29% | |
43 | The Call of the Wild
Jack London #33 On the opposite slope of the watershed they came down into a level country where were great stretche | | 97.66% | 149.82 WPM | 196pp weighted 28% | |
44 | The Holy Bible
John #11 Then I saw the Lamb open one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures call o | | 96.98% | 130.01 WPM | 190pp weighted 27% | |
45 | INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
Theodore John Kaczynski #1 For many if not most people, surrogate activities are less satisfying than the pursuit of real goals | | 98.54% | 141.85 WPM | 184pp weighted 26% | |
46 | Frankenstein
Mary Shelley #41 But I was perfectly unacquainted with towns and large assemblages of men. The cottage of my protecto | | 98.00% | 136.42 WPM | 178pp weighted 25% | |
47 | Every Night
Hannah Diamond #4 I know you like the way that I look and it looks like I like you too, you know I do. I like the way | | 97.57% | 140.66 WPM | 172pp weighted 25% | |
48 | Dubliners
James Joyce #2 It was always a great affair, the Misses Morkan's annual dance. Everybody who knew them came to it, | | 97.67% | 140.55 WPM | 167pp weighted 24% | |
49 | The Myth of Natural Monopoly
Thomas J. DiLorenzo #3 The above quotations are not a selected, but rather a comprehensive list. It may seem odd by today's | | 96.69% | 126.14 WPM | 162pp weighted 23% | |
50 | The Call of the Wild
Jack London #18 They saw him marching out of camp, but they did not see the instant and terrible transformation whic | | 98.78% | 136.41 WPM | 156pp weighted 22% | |
51 | A Christmas Carol
Charles Dickens #3 It was a strange figure - like a child; yet not so like a child as like an old man, viewed through s | | 98.44% | 139.92 WPM | 151pp weighted 22% | |
52 | On the Duty of Civil Disobedience
Henry David Thoreau #3 We boast that we belong to the nineteenth century and are making the most rapid strides of any natio | | 97.47% | 130.49 WPM | 147pp weighted 21% | |
53 | Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Lewis Carroll #9 Lastly, she pictured to herself how this same little sister of hers would, in the after-time, be her | | 98.24% | 151.05 WPM | 142pp weighted 21% | |
54 | Horsepower
Simple English Wikipedia #1 Horsepower is a unit of power that is approximately how much work one horse can do. | | 100.00% | 193.58 WPM | 138pp weighted 20% | |
55 | Des Moines Rally 9/14
Donald Trump #33 Four more years. Four more years. Four more years. Four more years. Four more years. Four more years | | 100.00% | 185.57 WPM | 133pp weighted 19% | |
56 | The Avatar
Poul Anderson #1 The connection was not through wires stuck in her skull; electromagnetic induction sufficed. She, in | | 98.42% | 140.10 WPM | 129pp weighted 19% | |
57 | Siddhartha
Hermann Hesse #1 When Siddhartha left the grove, where the Buddha, the perfected one, stayed behind, where Govinda st | | 98.98% | 148.56 WPM | 125pp weighted 18% | |
58 | The Time Machine
H.G. Wells #1 Clearly, at some time in the Long-Ago of human decay the Morlocks' food had run short. Possibly they | | 97.32% | 137.00 WPM | 121pp weighted 18% | |
59 | Wonderful Everyday ~Down the Rabbit Hole~
KeroQ #7 Like I said, I'm not scary. Actually, I'm super nice. I'm even famous for being nice to everyone. | | 100.00% | 167.36 WPM | 118pp weighted 17% | |
60 | The Bible (NKJV)
Christianity #49 The beast that you saw was, and is not, and will ascend out of the bottomless pit and go to perditio | | 97.95% | 154.15 WPM | 114pp weighted 17% | |
61 | The Myth of Natural Monopoly
Thomas J. DiLorenzo #6 In addition to the economies of scale canard, another reason that has been given for granting monopo | | 96.60% | 126.82 WPM | 110pp weighted 16% | |
62 | Glacial dispersal trains and ice streams on the Canadian Shield
Roger C. Paulen #1 The identification of glacial dispersal landforms and sedimentary deposits formed by fast-flowing gl | | 98.65% | 131.30 WPM | 107pp weighted 16% | |
63 | In Search of Lost Time
Marcel Proust #1 Once we have reached a certain degree of enfeeblement, whether caused by age or by ill health, all p | | 100.00% | 161.70 WPM | 104pp weighted 15% | |
64 | The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Peter Jackson #1 It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and dange | | 98.07% | 144.28 WPM | 100pp weighted 15% | |
65 | Beyond Good and Evil
Friedrich Nietzsche #24 220. Now that the praise of the "disinterested person" is so popular one must -- probably not withou | | 97.69% | 139.09 WPM | 97pp weighted 14% | |
66 | The Myth of Natural Monopoly
Thomas J. DiLorenzo #2 During the late nineteenth century, when local governments were beginning to grant franchise monopol | | 98.18% | 128.02 WPM | 94pp weighted 14% | |
67 | Oliver Twist
Charles Dickens #56 Spiders had built their webs in the angles of the walls and ceilings; and sometimes, when Oliver wal | | 99.12% | 149.06 WPM | 91pp weighted 13% | |
68 | Dracula
Bram Stoker #64 All yesterday we travel, ever getting closer to the mountains, and moving into a more and more wild | | 98.10% | 135.48 WPM | 89pp weighted 13% | |
69 | Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief
Jordan B. Peterson #1 I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a rive | | 98.86% | 131.08 WPM | 86pp weighted 13% | |
70 | The Call of the Wild
Jack London #45 Buck felt vaguely that there was no depending upon these two men and the woman. They did not know ho | | 97.51% | 144.37 WPM | 83pp weighted 12% | |
71 | The Golden Bough
Sir James George Frazer #14 Nowhere is the theory of sympathetic magic more systematically carried into practice for the mainten | | 96.54% | 134.10 WPM | 81pp weighted 12% | |
72 | Fight Another Day (Andy Tunstall Remix)
Kat Penkin, Andy Tunstall #1 As the walls around me tie me to a fragment of emotion, the consequences of my being start to rise. | | 100.00% | 180.47 WPM | 78pp weighted 12% | |
73 | The Diary of Jane
Breaking Benjamin #1 If I had to, I would put myself right beside you
So let me ask, would you like that?
Would you like | | 97.11% | 136.68 WPM | 76pp weighted 11% | |
74 | Flowers: -Le volume sur ete-
Innocent Grey #1 There's a story in Grimms' Fairy Tales called 'Frau Holle'. A woman shares her house with her lazy d | | 98.04% | 141.56 WPM | 73pp weighted 11% | |
75 | Cunk on Life
Philomena Cunk #7 It would take a typist over 50 years to type out the DNA sequence, which would be stupid because she | | 100.00% | 173.49 WPM | 71pp weighted 10% | |
76 | English-Venglish Math-Bath
Chhatra Pal Verma #4 Read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead, but read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read | | 100.00% | 167.69 WPM | 69pp weighted 10% | |
77 | The Golden Bough
Sir James George Frazer #25 In the foregoing cases a person is supposed to influence vegetation homoeopathically. He infects tre | | 96.45% | 135.48 WPM | 66pp weighted 10% | |
78 | I Am a Cat
Soseki Natsume #1 Living as I do with human beings, the more that I observe them, the more I am forced to conclude tha | | 100.00% | 173.31 WPM | 64pp weighted 10% | |
79 | Botchan
Soseki Natsume #1 Now that I thought about it, though, I realized that most people actually encourage you to turn bad. | | 96.47% | 135.94 WPM | 62pp weighted 9% | |
80 | Growth of the Soil
Knut Hamsun #37 In that manner was it Lensmand Geissler left the place, and he did not come back. No great loss, fol | | 98.42% | 144.73 WPM | 60pp weighted 9% | |
81 | Better Call Saul
Gordon Smith #1 I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I | | 96.65% | 126.61 WPM | 58pp weighted 9% | |
82 | The Bible (NKJV)
Christianity #44 After these things I saw another angel coming down from heaven, having great authority, and the eart | | 98.11% | 148.20 WPM | 56pp weighted 8% | |
83 | Time
Pink Floyd #1 Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way | | 99.35% | 163.22 WPM | 55pp weighted 8% | |
84 | Beyond Good and Evil
Friedrich Nietzsche #17 197. The beast of prey and the man of prey (for instance, Caesar Borgia) are fundamentally misunders | | 96.62% | 130.56 WPM | 53pp weighted 8% | |
85 | Acton-Creighton Correspondence
John Emerich Edward Dalberg, Lord Acton #1 Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men, | | 99.17% | 152.85 WPM | 51pp weighted 8% | |
86 | Ethics
Baruch Spinoza #12 Before coming to the Propositions and their Demonstrations, I have thought it helpful to give a conc | | 96.68% | 130.31 WPM | 50pp weighted 8% | |
87 | Philosophical Investigations
Ludwig Wittgenstein #2 But can't the meaning of a word that I understand fit the sense of a sentence that I understand? Or | | 96.60% | 119.40 WPM | 48pp weighted 7% | |
88 | Wonderful Everyday ~Down the Rabbit Hole~
KeroQ #5 I wonder if dying is something to be scared of...
Naturally... You say it's natural, but it's not na | | 98.18% | 124.81 WPM | 47pp weighted 7% | |
89 | Yes, Prime Minister
Antony Jay, Jonathan Lynn #1 So you need to know things, even when you don't need to know them. You need to know them not because | | 99.65% | 161.88 WPM | 45pp weighted 7% | |
90 | Gitanjali
Rabindranath Tagore #44 I have not seen his face, nor have I listened to his voice; only I have heard his gentle footsteps f | | 100.00% | 167.24 WPM | 44pp weighted 7% | |
91 | Manassas Rally 11/3
Barack Obama #12 In 21 hours if you are willing to endure some rain, if you are willing to drag that person you know | | 100.00% | 175.55 WPM | 42pp weighted 6% | |
92 | Philosophical Investigations
Ludwig Wittgenstein #1 It bottom, giving "This is how things are" as the general form of propositions is the same as giving | | 97.61% | 129.33 WPM | 41pp weighted 6% | |
93 | Fifty Years in Wall Street
Henry Clews #69 In another chapter I have shown how the overcapitalization of our railroads has caused a false and u | | 99.18% | 144.55 WPM | 40pp weighted 6% | |
94 | Nature
Ralph Waldo Emerson #16 In inquiries respecting the laws of the world and the frame of things, the highest reason is always | | 95.54% | 133.70 WPM | 39pp weighted 6% | |
95 | Pride and Prejudice
Jane Austen #43 Elizabeth could not but be pleased, could not but triumph. It was consoling that he should know she | | 96.76% | 144.91 WPM | 37pp weighted 6% | |
96 | Des Moines Rally 9/14
Donald Trump #15 And it's amazing because they challenge you on everything, they never even challenge me on that stat | | 100.00% | 178.36 WPM | 36pp weighted 6% | |
97 | Bleak House
Charles Dickens #43 I suppose there is nothing pride can so little bear with as pride itself, and that she was punished | | 99.12% | 159.95 WPM | 35pp weighted 5% | |
98 | Xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis
Li LI, Anil V Parwani #1 Xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis is an uncommon chronic destructive granulomatous process of renal | | 98.92% | 140.12 WPM | 34pp weighted 5% | |
99 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #196 Then that overfull heat in various cranial meatus. | | 100.00% | 194.89 WPM | 33pp weighted 5% | |
100 | Oliver Twist
Charles Dickens #39 He struck a light, kindled a fire, and thrust the club into it. There was hair upon the end, which b | | 99.81% | 148.68 WPM | 32pp weighted 5% | |
101 | Wonderful Everyday ~Down the Rabbit Hole~
KeroQ #1 Forty-five quadrillion four hundred twenty-five trillion six hundred ninety billion four hundred fif | | 100.00% | 149.66 WPM | 31pp weighted 5% | |
102 | The Myth of Natural Monopoly
Thomas J. DiLorenzo #4 There is no evidence at all that at the outset of public utility regulation there existed any such p | | 96.37% | 118.36 WPM | 30pp weighted 5% | |
103 | Dubliners
James Joyce #7 She was about to explore another life with Frank. Frank was very kind, manly, open-hearted. She was | | 96.40% | 140.09 WPM | 29pp weighted 4% | |
104 | House of Leaves
Mark Z. Danielewski #2 I took my morning walk, I took my evening walk, I ate something, I thought about something, I wrote, | | 100.00% | 172.65 WPM | 28pp weighted 4% | |
105 | Oliver Twist
Charles Dickens #32 In some villages, large painted boards were fixed up: warning all persons who begged within the dist | | 95.08% | 135.86 WPM | 27pp weighted 4% | |
106 | Senate Floor Speech 3/31
Cory Booker #38 Well, I just want to answer you. Again, I would drive myself mad trying to understand what the ambit | | 97.84% | 142.29 WPM | 26pp weighted 4% | |
107 | Gargantua and Pantagruel
François Rabelais #1 There he played.
At flush.
At primero.
At the beast.
At the rifle.
At trump.
At the prick and spare | | 77.47% | 116.16 WPM | 25pp weighted 4% | |
108 | Etiquette
Emily Post #1 Once upon a time it was actually considered impolite to remove a single plate until the last guest a | | 99.20% | 147.52 WPM | 24pp weighted 4% | |
109 | Minimally invasive resection of large dumbbell tumors of the lumbar spine: advantages and pitfalls
Fahed Zairi, Camille Troux, Tarek Sunna, Melodie-Anne Karnoub, Ghassan Boubez, and Daniel Shedid #24 Complete resection was possible in 4 patients, whereas a small foraminal remnant tumor was observed | | 97.81% | 144.69 WPM | 24pp weighted 4% | |
110 | The Odyssey
Homer - Translated by Samuel Butler #38 Telemachus saw her long before any one else did. He was sitting moodily among the suitors thinking a | | 97.63% | 168.96 WPM | 23pp weighted 4% | |
111 | Mock the Week
BBC #51 Sierra, Alpha, Disco, Poker, Nipple. Actually I've got no idea what I'm talking about. | | 100.00% | 141.02 WPM | 22pp weighted 4% | |
112 | In Search of Lost Time
Marcel Proust #3 A book is a great cemetery in which, for the most part, the names upon the tombs are effaced. | | 100.00% | 163.48 WPM | 21pp weighted 3% | |
113 | The Subtle Knife
Philip Pullman #1 He found himself standing under a row of trees. But not hornbeam trees: these were tall palms, and t | | 97.73% | 148.48 WPM | 21pp weighted 3% | |
114 | Nature
Ralph Waldo Emerson #39 Nature, in its ministry to man, is not only the material, but is also the process and the result. Al | | 100.00% | 151.64 WPM | 20pp weighted 3% | |
115 | The Office
Greg Daniels #1 The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The first person to shout shotgun when you're w | | 100.00% | 165.96 WPM | 19pp weighted 3% | |
116 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #10 The young woman's face and eyes were going through a number of ranges of affective configurations, w | | 100.00% | 158.60 WPM | 19pp weighted 3% | |
117 | I Am a Cat
Soseki Natsume #4 It is painfully easy to define human beings. They are beings who, for no good reason at all, create | | 100.00% | 160.68 WPM | 18pp weighted 3% | |
118 | Philosophical Investigations
Ludwig Wittgenstein #4 Let us imagine the following case. I want to keep a diary about the recurrence of a certain sensatio | | 97.89% | 130.19 WPM | 18pp weighted 3% | |
119 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #6 See him feeding on the ground instead of on the striped and mottled tree trunks, where his black and | | 95.85% | 135.46 WPM | 17pp weighted 3% | |
120 | Kokoro
Soseki Natsume #1 I do not want your admiration now, because I do not want your insults in the future. I bear with my | | 100.00% | 162.23 WPM | 16pp weighted 3% | |
121 | Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
Ludwig Wittgenstein #2 All propositions are results of truth-operations on the elementary propositions.
The truth-operation | | 98.40% | 133.32 WPM | 16pp weighted 3% | |
122 | Monster
Naoki Urasawa #1 Having someone to wait for is happiness. Whether they come or not. | | 100.00% | 191.78 WPM | 15pp weighted 3% | |
123 | Fifty Years in Wall Street
Henry Clews #15 The continued material prosperity of the South is one of the best signs of the times, and it has giv | | 96.06% | 135.22 WPM | 15pp weighted 2% | |
124 | The Call of the Wild
Jack London #47 As he held on he became more and more conscious of the new stir in the land. There was life abroad i | | 97.74% | 139.62 WPM | 14pp weighted 2% | |
125 | The Punisher
Steve Lightfoot #1 They laugh at the law. The rich ones who buy it and twist it to their whims. The other ones, who hav | | 99.73% | 159.66 WPM | 14pp weighted 2% | |
126 | Xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis
Li LI, Anil V Parwani #2 Histologically, xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis presents a granulomatous inflammatory infiltrate | | 97.40% | 120.07 WPM | 14pp weighted 2% | |
127 | Esther 8:9 (KJV Bible)
God #1 Then were the king's scribes called at that time in the third month, that is, the month Sivan, on th | | 99.25% | 142.42 WPM | 13pp weighted 2% | |
128 | Growth of the Soil
Knut Hamsun #81 In the wilds, each season has its wonders, but always, unchangingly, there is that immense heavy sou | | 97.72% | 137.48 WPM | 13pp weighted 2% | |
129 | Arcane
Fortiche & Riot Games #19 Why does anyone commit acts other deem unspeakable? For love. | | 100.00% | 169.85 WPM | 12pp weighted 2% | |
130 | The Call of the Wild
Jack London #42 And so well did he face it, that at the end of half an hour the wolves drew back discomfited. The to | | 97.31% | 142.14 WPM | 12pp weighted 2% | |
131 | The Three-Cornered World
Soseki Natsume #1 Approach everything rationally, and you become harsh. Pole along in the stream of emotions, and you | | 99.62% | 155.07 WPM | 11pp weighted 2% | |
132 | Acute Pyelonephritis
Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong #3 Sulfamethoxazole-trimethoprim for 14 days or cephalexin for 7 to 10 days can be appropriate in some | | 98.07% | 133.65 WPM | 11pp weighted 2% | |
133 | Philosophical Investigations
Ludwig Wittgenstein #3 How do words refer to sensations? -- There doesn't seem to be any problem here; don't we talk about | | 97.81% | 129.47 WPM | 11pp weighted 2% | |
134 | A Confession
Leo Tolstoy #36 That there is truth in the teaching is to me indubitable, but it is also certain that there is false | | 98.80% | 144.82 WPM | 10pp weighted 2% | |
135 | Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
Ludwig Wittgenstein #7 What is the case, the fact, is the existence of atomic facts. | | 100.00% | 184.14 WPM | 10pp weighted 2% | |
136 | Teach The Short Words First
Martin R. Carbone, Matthew R. Carbone #9 You pick a spot to go from, but soon you have to back up and go over this or that item, and you get | | 100.00% | 153.45 WPM | 10pp weighted 2% | |
137 | Kokoro
Soseki Natsume #2 You don't really become a finer person just by reading lots of books. | | 100.00% | 182.42 WPM | 9pp weighted 2% | |
138 | Portal 2
Valve #2 Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible | | 99.30% | 151.26 WPM | 9pp weighted 2% | |
139 | Dracula
Bram Stoker #45 In the hall two of the maids came to me, and asked if they or either of them might not sit up with M | | 95.81% | 137.32 WPM | 9pp weighted 1% | |
140 | Growth of the Soil
Knut Hamsun #35 The Lensmand was no tyrant, but shallow, and not overconscientious. He ignored his assistant, Brede | | 98.45% | 139.99 WPM | 8pp weighted 1% | |
141 | Ethics
Baruch Spinoza #55 Whatever can be taken away from a thing without impairing its integrity does not constitute the thin | | 98.89% | 154.27 WPM | 8pp weighted 1% | |
142 | Portal 2
Valve #4 I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club. | | 100.00% | 177.13 WPM | 8pp weighted 1% | |
143 | Quote
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn #1 We know they are lying, they know they are lying, they know we know they are lying, we know they kno | | 99.34% | 175.90 WPM | 8pp weighted 1% | |
144 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #253 PRE-DAWN, 1 MAY Y.D.A.U. OUTCROPPING NORTHWEST OF TUCSON AZ U.S.A., STILL | | 98.66% | 120.00 WPM | 7pp weighted 1% | |
145 | Fifty Years in Wall Street
Henry Clews #88 Ever since the blazing torch of civilization threw its bright light upon the world, it has been the | | 97.77% | 154.69 WPM | 7pp weighted 1% | |
146 | Arcane
Fortiche & Riot Games #20 I understand now. The message hidden within the pattern. The reason for our failures in the commune. | | 100.00% | 142.66 WPM | 7pp weighted 1% | |
147 | Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
Ludwig Wittgenstein #3 Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent. | | 100.00% | 182.66 WPM | 7pp weighted 1% | |
148 | Black Beauty
Anna Sewell #21 There was a very fine house and a great deal of stabling. | | 100.00% | 188.34 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
149 | Kokoro
Soseki Natsume #3 I believe that words uttered in passion contain a greater living truth than do those words which exp | | 100.00% | 158.10 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
150 | Des Moines Rally 9/14
Donald Trump #27 And then I learned, and as you know, he was the governor for 24 years. That's an all time record in | | 100.00% | 151.94 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
151 | Kokoro
Soseki Natsume #1 You seem to be under the impression that there is a special breed of bad humans. There is no such th | | 98.11% | 152.37 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
152 | Ethics
Baruch Spinoza #51 That which in our thinking we understand to be divided is divisible, at least potentially. | | 100.00% | 165.58 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
153 | The Holy Bible
Matthew #3 Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as | | 97.71% | 145.39 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
154 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #301 PIZZA HUT'S PEPSICO FILES BIDRIGGING COMPLAINT WITH IRS - 12-point Subheader; | | 97.53% | 120.26 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
155 | Growth of the Soil
Knut Hamsun #22 And now they were wedded and christened, everything decently in order; they had remembered to have t | | 96.48% | 127.84 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
156 | Parasyte: The Maxim
Hitoshi Iwaaki #4 You all underestimate humans. Individually, they may appear weak, but that is not the case. What we | | 98.86% | 144.84 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
157 | Ethics
Baruch Spinoza #27 We cannot be absolutely certain of anything as long as we do not know that we exist. | | 100.00% | 169.30 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
158 | Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
Ludwig Wittgenstein #5 Here it becomes clear that there are no such things as "logical objects" or "logical constants" (in | | 100.00% | 146.06 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
159 | In Search of Lost Time
Marcel Proust #5 For one thing, time is the very thing that we are least willing to allow. | | 100.00% | 191.87 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
160 | Dracula
Bram Stoker #3 He was a good fellow, but his rejoicing at the one little part - in which he was officially interest | | 98.04% | 144.88 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
161 | Parasyte: The Maxim
Hitoshi Iwaaki #2 Flies know how to fly without being taught. Spiders know how to spin webs without being taught. Why | | 98.93% | 143.29 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
162 | Beyond Good and Evil
Friedrich Nietzsche #2 5. That which causes philosophers to be regarded half-distrustfully and half-mockingly, is not the o | | 93.46% | 103.09 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
163 | Jurassic Park
Micheal Crichton #9 And here is the revised DNA strand, repaired by the computer. The operation you've witnessed would h | | 98.83% | 147.71 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
164 | The Book of the Cat
Frances Simpson #15 Thebes appears to have been a favourite burying-place for cats, and also a place called Beni Hasan, | | 98.80% | 130.82 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
165 | Wonderful Everyday ~Down the Rabbit Hole~
KeroQ #8 I hated you alive, but dead, you are even worse... | | 100.00% | 191.53 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
166 | Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
Ludwig Wittgenstein #4 The limits of my language mean the limits of my world. | | 100.00% | 191.45 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
167 | V for Vendetta
Alan Moore #1 Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vic | | 92.81% | 116.97 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
168 | Wonderful Everyday ~Down the Rabbit Hole~
KeroQ #3 That's not true. There are lots of things you can do in your pajamas. Like sleeping, or sleeping, or | | 99.37% | 148.14 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
169 | Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
Ludwig Wittgenstein #1 The world is everything that is the case.
The world is the totality of facts, not of things.
The wo | | 98.61% | 140.47 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
170 | The Catcher in the Rye
J.D. Salinger #108 He was leaving his tip and all and he was starting to go. | | 100.00% | 183.25 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
171 | This Is Happiness
Niall Williams #8 It was where, when darkness fell, it fell absolutely, and when you went outside the wind sometimes d | | 96.64% | 143.88 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
172 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #143 Suppose he gets me lessons, suppose he shares his last farthing with me, if he has any farthings, so | | 98.34% | 142.79 WPM | 2pp weighted 1% | |
173 | The Bible (NKJV)
Christianity #30 "That in the day I punish Israel for their transgressions, I will also visit destruction on the alta | | 96.61% | 135.40 WPM | 2pp weighted 1% | |
174 | Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
Ludwig Wittgenstein #6 The totality of true thoughts is a picture of the world. | | 100.00% | 181.02 WPM | 2pp weighted 1% | |
175 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #59 What do you know about magnitrons and oscillators? | | 98.07% | 151.39 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
176 | The Catcher in the Rye
J.D. Salinger #97 I came quite close to doing it a couple of times, though. | | 100.00% | 180.01 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
177 | A Time To Love
Stevie Wonder #1 At this point in history we have a choice to make. | | 100.00% | 194.89 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
178 | How I Met Your Mother
Carter Bays #7 He knows a secret we don't know, and he's not talking. | | 100.00% | 165.92 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
179 | Dracula
Bram Stoker #81 He knows something we don't know about that castle. | | 100.00% | 192.49 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
180 | Blind Betrayal
Titanium Tendons #1 I know in the past I've been overdramatic but this, this is an OVERSTEP! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! S | | 98.80% | 124.38 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
181 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #108 But that was because he dared not make use of them. | | 100.00% | 189.45 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
182 | Dancing With Our Hands Tied
Taylor Swift #1 You said there was nothing in the world that could stop it. | | 100.00% | 204.40 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
183 | The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Mark Twain #18 It seemed to him an age since he was there before. | | 100.00% | 179.10 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
184 | Swear It Again
Westlife #2 And the more that you love me, the more that I know. | | 100.00% | 195.33 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
185 | SpongeBob Squarepants
Stephen Hillenberg #1 Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who | | 100.00% | 138.19 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
186 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #169 They could not think of anything but how to help her. | | 100.00% | 186.26 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
187 | Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus
Ludwig Wittgenstein #8 Mathematics is a logical method. The propositions of mathematics are equations, and therefore pseudo | | 96.72% | 123.27 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
188 | MC Mental @ His Best
MC Mental #1 WICKED
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widididididididididididi bi | | 96.39% | 104.38 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
189 | Wonderful Everyday ~Down the Rabbit Hole~
KeroQ #4 Hehehe... I'm a yandere... I'm crazy, depressed, and autistic. | | 100.00% | 111.19 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
190 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #134 Clearly it is fate that everything led up to this! | | 100.00% | 169.89 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
191 | Good Goodbye
Linkin Park #1 And it makes you so mad that you're not the only one. | | 100.00% | 178.28 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
192 | The End of Eternity
Isaac Asimov #1 Then 99,985 - 99,993 - 99,997 - 99,998 - 99,999 - 100,000 - Smash! Nothing past 100,000. | | 98.88% | 92.52 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
193 | Finnegans Wake
James Joyce #1 The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoorde | | 97.00% | 82.95 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
194 | Amusements in Mathematics
Henry Ernest Dudeney #1 R1, B2, Y3, O4, GS. Y4, O5, G1, R2, B3. G2, R3, B4, Y5, O1. B5, Y1, O2, G3, R4. O3, G4, R5, B1, Y2. | | 95.36% | 62.44 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
195 | Wonderful Everyday ~Down the Rabbit Hole~
KeroQ #6 "Yes, I'm the Mahou Shoujo Riruru."
"Huh? But Riruru-chan is..."
"Yes, I'm the Mahou Shoujo Riruru." | | 96.93% | 55.71 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
196 | Easy Quotes For Speedy Typists
Tim Jeffery, Keegan Tournay #8 You are not the man you used to be. | | 100.00% | 197.48 WPM | pp weighted 0% | |