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Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #1
Xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis is a rare, aggressive variant of pyelonephritis, typically caused by chronic infection and nephrolithiasis.
100.00% 189.28 WPM
879pp
weighted 100%
2
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 Larian Studios #7
WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE PROMISED LIFE ETERNAL LIFE GLORY RICHES WHERE IS HE
100.00% 202.97 WPM
827pp
weighted 95%
3
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game Orson Scott Card #7
DON'T WRITE BACK THEY'LL PROBLY SIKOWANALIZE YOUR LETTER.
100.00% 222.00 WPM
771pp
weighted 90%
4
Temporomandibular Syndrome by Kushagra Maini; Anterpreet Dua
Temporomandibular Syndrome by Kushagra Maini; Anterpreet Dua
Temporomandibular Syndrome Kushagra Maini; Anterpreet Dua #1
The temporomandibular joint is a ginglymoarthrodial joint formed by the glenoid fossa of the temporal bone and the mandibular condyle.
100.00% 192.52 WPM
722pp
weighted 86%
5
Red vs. Blue by Rooster Teeth
Red vs. Blue by Rooster Teeth
Red vs. Blue Rooster Teeth #1
We've been tricked, we've been back-stabbed, and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled.
100.00% 196.72 WPM
684pp
weighted 81%
6
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game Orson Scott Card #9
YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE YOU-KNOW-WHO. HE'S NICER-SEEMING BUT HE'S STILL A SLUMBITCH INSIDE.
100.00% 202.36 WPM
649pp
weighted 77%
7
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python Mark Lutz #4
If instead you are processing something that is textual in nature, such as program output, HTML, email content, or CSV or XML files, you'll probably want to use str and text-mode files.
100.00% 183.02 WPM
610pp
weighted 74%
8
Grace Kelly by Mika
Grace Kelly by Mika
Grace Kelly Mika #1
I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky I could be hurtful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like Gotta be green, gotta be mean, gotta be everything more Why don't you like me, why don't you like me? Walk out the door!
99.59% 182.19 WPM
579pp
weighted 70%
9
Nightcrawler by Dan Gilroy
Nightcrawler by Dan Gilroy
Nightcrawler Dan Gilroy #1
My motto is if you want to win the lottery you've got to make money to buy a ticket.
100.00% 218.75 WPM
549pp
weighted 66%
10
Lollipop (Remix) by Lil Wayne
Lollipop (Remix) by Lil Wayne
Lollipop (Remix) Lil Wayne #1
Why would she? She probably be the odd cookie In the plastic bag 'bout to get crushed by a building I've flushed out the feeling of me being the shit 'Cause I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit
100.00% 182.10 WPM
521pp
weighted 63%
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Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game Orson Scott Card #6
As he leaned over to pick up the desk, he felt a hand jab roughly between his thighs and another hand grab his hair.
100.00% 198.96 WPM
494pp
weighted 60%
12
Whatever You Want by Status Quo
Whatever You Want by Status Quo
Whatever You Want Status Quo #1
Whatever you need Whatever you use Whatever you win Whatever you lose
100.00% 203.79 WPM
469pp
weighted 57%
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lied to my face by Tyde
lied to my face by Tyde
lied to my face Tyde #1
Maybe the worst part is how I end up worse off. Comments made, voices raised, my trauma triggered war scars.
100.00% 191.95 WPM
441pp
weighted 54%
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Hollow Knight by Team Cherry
Hollow Knight by Team Cherry
Hollow Knight Team Cherry #4
Blasphemy! Rank blasphemy! Thou crawler! Thou cringer! Thou smallest of the small! By what right dost thou trespass here, in this home of the Gods? Shrivel away and begone! Begone!
100.00% 171.16 WPM
417pp
weighted 51%
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"Ich bin ein Berliner" by John F. Kennedy
"Ich bin ein Berliner" by John F. Kennedy
"Ich bin ein Berliner" John F. Kennedy #1
I am proud to come to this city as the guest of your distinguished Mayor, who has symbolized throughout the world the fighting spirit of West Berlin. And I am proud to visit the Federal Republic with your distinguished Chancellor, who for so many years has committed Germany to democracy and freedom and progress and to come here in the company of my fellow American, General Clay, who has been in this city during its great moments of crisis and will come again if ever needed. Two thousand years ago the proudest boast was "civis Romanus sum." Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich bin ein Berliner." I appreciate my interpreter translating my German! There are many people in the world who really don't understand, or say they don't, what is the great issue between the free world and the Communist world. Let them come to Berlin. There are some who say that communism is the wave of the future. Let them come to Berlin. And there are some who say in Europe and elsewhere we can work with the Communists. Let them come to Berlin. And there are even a few who say that it is true that communism is an evil system, but it permits us to make economic progress. Lass' sie nach Berlin kommen. Let them come to Berlin. Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect, but we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in, to prevent them from leaving us. I want to say, on behalf of my countrymen, who live many miles away on the other side of the Atlantic, who are far distant from you, that they take the greatest pride that they have been able to share with you, even from a distance, the story of the last 18 years. I know of no town, no city, that has been besieged for 18 years that still lives with the vitality and the force, and the hope and the determination of the city of West Berlin. While the wall is the most obvious and vivid demonstration of the failures of the Communist system, for all the world to see, we take no satisfaction in it, for it is, as your Mayor has said, an offense not only against history but an offense against humanity, separating families, dividing husbands and wives and brothers and sisters, and dividing a people who wish to be joined together. What is true of this city is true of Germany -- real, lasting peace in Europe can never be assured as long as one German out of four is denied the elementary right of free men, and that is to make a free choice. In 18 years of peace and good faith, this generation of Germans has earned the right to be free, including the right to unite their families and their nation in lasting peace, with good will to all people. You live in a defended island of freedom, but your life is part of the main. So let me ask you as I close, to lift your eyes beyond the dangers of today, to the hopes of tomorrow, beyond the freedom merely of this city of Berlin, or your country of Germany, to the advance of freedom everywhere, beyond the wall to the day of peace with justice, beyond yourselves and ourselves to all mankind. Freedom is indivisible, and when one man is enslaved, all are not free. When all are free, then we can look forward to that day when this city will be joined as one and this country and this great Continent of Europe in a peaceful and hopeful globe. When that day finally comes, as it will, the people of West Berlin can take sober satisfaction in the fact that they were in the front lines for almost two decades. All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin, and, therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Berliner."
96.95% 144.13 WPM
396pp
weighted 49%
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A Letter to Ciss by James "Jim" Davie
A Letter to Ciss by James "Jim" Davie
A Letter to Ciss James "Jim" Davie #1
My Darling Ciss We are down for our rest again and I have just received your welcome parcel & three letters & papers. You will scarcely believe it but nevertheless it is true we had an extraordinary Christmas on Xmas Eve the Germans who hold Xmas in great style started giving us songs and shouting little bits in English and of course we retaliated and on Xmas day the most funny thing happened, we noticed a white flag going up and then one German getting up on the trench and advanced towards us, and of course we began to do likewise as did more of the Germans and we began to exchange Xmas greetings and jokes, and all sorts they were giving us fags and drinks and a bit of small [?] and showing us photos of their wives and sweethearts and telling us they were fed up with this war, and wanting us to post letters for them as seemingly they are not allowed to write they were saying the Germans were in Warsaw and that the Russians were finished, but of course we listened to all and said nothing and before we parted for our trenches again we had agreed that we would not shoot at each other that day and we kept our word there wasn't a shot fired that day, but next day our artillery opened as did theirs and so bought to a close the most unheard in any proceedings I believe in the annals of history. They were Saxons it would have been a different take with the Prussians, of course this happened with the Regt in front of us. I couldn't say if this occurred all along the line but I don't think it would, so you will see we had not a bad Xmas at all but the funny thing is we are carrying on the same as usual looking for each others blood again. Well dearie it wasn't so bad as it had been in the trenches this time it was proper Xmas time frost and snow and the ground as hard as nails but of course it will just be the same as usual once the thaw sets in. You were asking me if the stockings would do to cover my knees or if we would be allowed to wear them. I don't know whether we are allowed or not but we use anything to keep ourselves warm some have drawers others long stockings and all of us boots and puttees, I assure you we don't look like the peaceful Highlanders you see at home, the stockings you sent are just the sort I wanted I can pull them up at night to keep the cold out. I got a shock when I saw the contents of the parcel "two puddings struck my eye" I had forgotten all about my favourite and am just dying to get them heated up to find out the taste again. Tell Jim Stall I have not come across the Wiltshire Regt again I think they have gone to some other position so might never see them at all. I had a letter from my Leith pal and he is still in hospital in Manchester and by reading his letter he seemingly never received [?]. I hear Frank Brookes is getting on all right but I couldn't tell you whether his leg is amputated or not, they know nothing about it here, only that he is getting on all right. Pte Grant and my other pal are still well, Grant's brother who was wounded over a month ago has joined us again and we make a lively school well Ciss here they are shouting for letters so must close Your loving Husband Jim PS love to all will write tomorrow.
98.04% 144.42 WPM
374pp
weighted 46%
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A Monster's Expedition by Draknek & Friends
A Monster's Expedition by Draknek & Friends
A Monster's Expedition Draknek & Friends #2
Human backpacks look a lot like monster backpacks, but if you open one up you can see that they are exactly as big on the inside as they seem from the outside, implying humans never quite mastered basic dimensional design theory.
100.00% 182.18 WPM
352pp
weighted 44%
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Portal 2 by Valve
Portal 2 by Valve
Portal 2 Valve #2
Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
100.00% 187.37 WPM
334pp
weighted 42%
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TUNIC by TUNIC Team & Finji
TUNIC by TUNIC Team & Finji
TUNIC TUNIC Team & Finji #1
A LONG, LONG TIME AGO... There lived a Civilization of great power. They built a city, and within that city they built a palace. They held sacred the secrets of the Holy Cross, and understood the planar nature of reality. They ventured to the far shore and sought power from the spaces between.
99.32% 176.65 WPM
317pp
weighted 40%
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Renegade Immortal by Er Gen
Renegade Immortal by Er Gen
Renegade Immortal Er Gen #1
When you're walking down the path of cultivation, when you turn your head you can't see where you came from, and when you look at the path ahead, it is shrouded in fog.
100.00% 199.40 WPM
299pp
weighted 38%
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DOOM (2016) by Bethesda Softworks
DOOM (2016) by Bethesda Softworks
DOOM (2016) Bethesda Softworks #1
They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.
100.00% 194.23 WPM
282pp
weighted 36%
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Culture Shock by Death Grips
Culture Shock by Death Grips
Culture Shock Death Grips #1
You speak in abbreviations because real life conversation moves too slowly. You're the media's creation, yeah, your free will has been taken and you don't know.
100.00% 190.30 WPM
268pp
weighted 34%
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams #5
* Ford Perfect's original name is only pronouncible is an obscure Betelgeusian dialect, now virtually extinct since the Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster of Gal./Sid./Year 03758 which wiped out all the old Praxibetel communities on Betelgeuse Seven. Ford's father was the only man in the entire planet to survive the Great Collapse Hrung Disaster, by an extraordinary coincidence that he was never able satisfactorily to explain. The whole episode is shrouded in deep mystery: in fact no one ever knew what a Hrung was nor why it had chosen to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven particularly. Ford's father, magnanimously waving aside the clouds of suspicion that had inevitably settled around him, came to live on Betelgeuse Five where he both fathered and uncled Ford; in memory of his now dead race he christened him in the ancient Praxibetel tongue. Because Ford never learned to say his original name, his father eventually died of shame, which is still a terminal disease in some parts of the Galaxy. The other kids at school nicknamed him Ix, which in the language of Betelgeuse Five translates as 'boy who is not able satisfactorily to explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven'.
95.65% 141.28 WPM
254pp
weighted 32%
24
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire J. K. Rowling #2
Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?
100.00% 189.74 WPM
241pp
weighted 31%
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off by John Hughes
Ferris Bueller's Day Off by John Hughes
Ferris Bueller's Day Off John Hughes #1
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
100.00% 213.45 WPM
228pp
weighted 29%
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Undertale by Toby Fox
Undertale by Toby Fox
Undertale Toby Fox #2
You can't use the fire exit because you're not made of fire.
100.00% 243.04 WPM
217pp
weighted 28%
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim by Bethesda Game Studios
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim by Bethesda Game Studios
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Bethesda Game Studios #2
What is better, to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?
100.00% 201.96 WPM
206pp
weighted 26%
28
Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words  by Randall Munroe
Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words  by Randall Munroe
Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words Randall Munroe #1
To make power, people try to put pieces of this metal close enough together that they make heat fast, but not so close that they go out of control and blow up. This is very hard, but there is so much heat and power stored in this metal that some people have wanted to try anyway.
100.00% 185.15 WPM
195pp
weighted 25%
29
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python Mark Lutz #3
What sort of weapon would you expect to see employed by the Spanish Inquisition?
100.00% 194.74 WPM
185pp
weighted 24%
30
Down with the Sickness by Disturbed
Down with the Sickness by Disturbed
Down with the Sickness Disturbed #1
Can you feel that? Ah, shit Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Broken your servant I kneel (Will you give in to me?) It seems what's left of my human side Is slowly changing in me (Will you give in to me?) Looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes Violently it changes (oh no) There is no turning back now You've woken up the demon in me Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up come on get down with the sickness You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me I can see inside you, the sickness is rising Don't try to deny what you feel (Will you give in to me?) It seems that all that was good has died And is decaying in me (Will you give in to me?) It seems you're having some trouble In dealing with these changes Living with these changes (oh no) The world is a scary place Now that you've woken up the demon in me Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up come on get down with the sickness You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness Madness is the gift, that has been given to me No mommy, don't do it again Don't do it again I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise No mommy don't hit me Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy? Don't do it, you're hurting me Why did you have to be such a bitch Why don't you Why don't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just fuck off and die Why can't you just leave here and die Never stick your hand in my face again bitch Fuck you I don't need this shit You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore How would you like to see how it feels mommy Here it comes, get ready to die Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Get up, come on get down with the sickness Open up your hate, and let it flow into me Get up, come on get down with the sickness You mother get up come on get down with the sickness You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness Madness has now come over me
94.32% 132.76 WPM
176pp
weighted 23%
31
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #3
Consultations with various specialists are essential for comprehensive care in the management of xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis.
100.00% 177.04 WPM
167pp
weighted 21%
32
The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid
The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid
The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo Taylor Jenkins Reid #1
I'm under absolutely no obligation to make sense to you.
100.00% 208.13 WPM
158pp
weighted 20%
33
I Shall Seal The Heavens by Er Gen
I Shall Seal The Heavens by Er Gen
I Shall Seal The Heavens Er Gen #1
Allheaven, the time has come for our final battle. You've been hiding from me for tens of thousands of years, and I've also been hiding away. It's time to sort things out once and for all.
97.95% 187.17 WPM
150pp
weighted 19%
34
A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin
A Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin
A Game of Thrones George R. R. Martin #1
When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.
100.00% 204.07 WPM
143pp
weighted 18%
35
Red vs. Blue by Rooster Teeth
Red vs. Blue by Rooster Teeth
Red vs. Blue Rooster Teeth #5
I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing... it's the same ribbon as last place.
100.00% 203.13 WPM
135pp
weighted 17%
36
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #2
Laboratory examination includes a complete blood count with a differential that may show anemia and leukocytosis in a patient with xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis.
97.70% 170.95 WPM
128pp
weighted 17%
37
All Star by Smash Mouth
All Star by Smash Mouth
All Star Smash Mouth #1
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (GO!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
97.67% 149.72 WPM
121pp
weighted 16%
38
Dreyer's English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style by Benjamin Dreyer
Dreyer's English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style by Benjamin Dreyer
Dreyer's English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style Benjamin Dreyer #3
I had no idea what I wanted to be when I grew up, which is a problem when you've already grown up.
100.00% 199.07 WPM
115pp
weighted 15%
39
Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes
Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes
Leviathan Thomas Hobbes #1
The incommodities of such a war. Whatever is the case in a time of war, where every man is an enemy to every man, the same is true when men live without any other security besides what can be gained by their own strength and invention. In such a condition there is no industry, because its fruit would be uncertain. There is no culture of the earth, no navigation, nor use of the commodities that may be imported by sea. There is no commodious building, no instruments of moving and removing those things that require much force. There is no knowledge of the face of the earth, no account of time, no arts, no letters and no society. Worst of all there is continual fear and danger of violent death, and the life of man is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
96.21% 154.19 WPM
109pp
weighted 14%
40
Life, the Universe and Everything by Douglas Adams
Life, the Universe and Everything by Douglas Adams
Life, the Universe and Everything Douglas Adams #1
There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
100.00% 196.17 WPM
103pp
weighted 14%
41
ANIMAL WELL by Billy Basso
ANIMAL WELL by Billy Basso
ANIMAL WELL Billy Basso #1
Hey, it's dunkey. I've been trapped inside of the game's code for 277 years and I just wanted to say thank you for releasing me from this game. It was a good game, um, I liked the part with the ostrich and the bean monkey is, you know, I love him, and maybe I can go play ANIMAL WELL 2 now by the time you've discovered this.
97.63% 166.21 WPM
98pp
weighted 13%
42
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist Paulo Coelho #3
To realize one's destiny is a person's only obligation.
100.00% 204.61 WPM
93pp
weighted 12%
43
Death Note by Tsugumi Ohba
Death Note by Tsugumi Ohba
Death Note Tsugumi Ohba #2
Now everything that was in my way is gone - and everyone else still believes in me. It's only a matter of time before I get rid of the police. What do you think at that, L? This is my perfect victory! That's right, I win!
99.11% 174.71 WPM
88pp
weighted 12%
44
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python Mark Lutz #2
I'll accept any of the following as correct answers: fear, intimidation, nice red uniforms, a comfy chair, and soft pillows.
99.20% 170.20 WPM
83pp
weighted 11%
45
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams #2
He felt he ought to add something to that, but for the moment the guard seemed to have his mind occupied pondering that much 'Eerrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...' said the guard, 'erm, well that doesn't sound great to me.'
100.00% 168.11 WPM
79pp
weighted 10%
46
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams #4
'HOWL HOWL GARGLE HOWL gargle howl howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl gargle gargle howl gargle gargle gargle howl slurrp uuuurgh should have a good time. Message repeats.
100.00% 162.99 WPM
75pp
weighted 10%
47
Enduring Love by Ian McEwan
Enduring Love by Ian McEwan
Enduring Love Ian McEwan #3
Self-consciousness is the destroyer of erotic joy.
100.00% 196.45 WPM
71pp
weighted 9%
48
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 Larian Studios #5
I will investigate further before informing the others. Kagha will demand answers I don't yet have. I had better record any further findings in a separate volume and keep them upon my person, lest prying eyes jump to the wrong conclusions.
99.58% 168.26 WPM
68pp
weighted 9%
49
Chess by Benny Andersson
Chess by Benny Andersson
Chess Benny Andersson #1
One town's very like another when your head's down over your pieces, brother.
100.00% 205.40 WPM
64pp
weighted 9%
50
5,001 Wisdom Quotations of Mike Murdock by Mike Murdock
5,001 Wisdom Quotations of Mike Murdock by Mike Murdock
5,001 Wisdom Quotations of Mike Murdock Mike Murdock #1
The people with ideas have no power and the people with power have no ideas.
100.00% 242.98 WPM
61pp
weighted 8%
51
The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R Tolkien
The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R Tolkien
The Fellowship of the Ring J.R.R Tolkien #2
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
100.00% 218.29 WPM
58pp
weighted 8%
52
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist Paulo Coelho #1
So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.
100.00% 208.44 WPM
55pp
weighted 7%
53
Portal 2 by Valve
Portal 2 by Valve
Portal 2 Valve #1
It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a collaborator, as if such a term were shameful. I ask you, what greater endeavor exists than that of collaboration? In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to collaborate is simply a refusal to grow--an insistence on suicide, if you will. Did the lungfish refuse to breathe air? It did not. It crept forth boldly while its brethren remained in the blackest ocean abyss, with lidless eyes forever staring at the dark, ignorant and doomed despite their eternal vigilance. Would we model ourselves on the trilobite? Are all the accomplishments of humanity fated to be nothing more than a layer of broken plastic shards thinly strewn across a fossil bed, sandwiched between the Burgess shale and an eon's worth of mud? In order to be true to our nature, and our destiny, we must aspire to greater things. We have outgrown our cradle. It is futile to cry for mother's milk, when our true sustenance awaits us among the stars. And only the universal union that small minds call 'The Combine' can carry us there. Therefore I say, yes, I am a collaborator. We must all collaborate, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of unification. And reap we shall.
97.73% 137.63 WPM
52pp
weighted 7%
54
Naruto Shippuden by Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto Shippuden by Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto Shippuden Masashi Kishimoto #1
If you don't like the hand that fate's dealt you with, fight for a new one.
100.00% 204.60 WPM
49pp
weighted 7%
55
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 Larian Studios #3
Extraordinary happenings. While meditating in the forest, Nettie and I were ambushed by a pack of goblins, led by a drow. We had no choice but to defend ourselves.
100.00% 174.00 WPM
47pp
weighted 6%
56
‘How Dare You’ - UN Climate  Action Summit by Greta Thunberg
‘How Dare You’ - UN Climate  Action Summit by Greta Thunberg
‘How Dare You’ - UN Climate Action Summit Greta Thunberg #1
My message is that we'll be watching you. This is all wrong. I shouldn't be up here. I should be back in school on the other side of the ocean. Yet you all come to us young people for hope. How dare you! You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words. And yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth. How dare you! For more than 30 years, the science has been crystal clear. How dare you continue to look away and come here saying that you're doing enough, when the politics and solutions needed are still nowhere in sight. You say you hear us and that you understand the urgency. But no matter how sad and angry I am, I do not want to believe that. Because if you really understood the situation and still kept on failing to act, then you would be evil. And that I refuse to believe. The popular idea of cutting our emissions in half in 10 years only gives us a 50% chance of staying below 1.5 degrees Celsius, and the risk of setting off irreversible chain reactions beyond human control. Fifty percent may be acceptable to you. But those numbers do not include tipping points, most feedback loops, additional warming hidden by toxic air pollution or the aspects of equity and climate justice. They also rely on my generation sucking hundreds of billions of tons of your CO2 out of the air with technologies that barely exist. So, a 50% risk is simply not acceptable to us - we who have to live with the consequences. To have a 67% chance of staying below a 1.5 degrees Celsius global temperature rise - the best odds given by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change - the world had 420 gigatons of CO2 left to emit back on January 1st, 2018. Today that figure is already down to less than 350 gigatons. How dare you pretend that this can be solved with just business as usual and some technical solutions? With today's emission levels, that remaining CO2 budget will be entirely gone within less than 8 1/2 years. There will not be any solutions or plans presented in line with these figures here today, because these numbers are too uncomfortable. And you are still not mature enough to tell it like it is. You are failing us. But young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you. And if you choose to fail us, I say: We will never forgive you. We will not let you get away with this. Right here, right now is where we draw the line. The world is waking up. And change is coming, whether you like it or not. Thank you.
95.18% 133.79 WPM
44pp
weighted 6%
57
Solipsist by Henry Rollins
Solipsist by Henry Rollins
Solipsist Henry Rollins #1
The moon will never lie to anyone. Be like the moon. No one hates the moon or wants to kill it. The moon does not take antidepressants and never gets sent to prison. The moon never shot a guy in the face and ran away. The moon has been around a long time and has never tried to rip anyone off. The moon does not care who you want to touch or what color you are. The moon treats everyone the same. The moon never tries to get in on the guest list or use your name to impress others. Be like the moon. When others insult or belittle in an attempt to elevate themselves, the moon sits passively and watches, never lowering itself to anything that weak. The moon is beautiful and bright. It needs no makeup to look beautiful. The moon never shoves clouds out of its way so it can be seen. The moon needs not fame or money to be powerful. The moon never asks you to go to war to defend it. Be like the moon.
96.25% 150.92 WPM
42pp
weighted 6%
58
The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R Tolkien
The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R Tolkien
The Fellowship of the Ring J.R.R Tolkien #4
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost.
100.00% 202.83 WPM
40pp
weighted 5%
59
Digital Heretic (The Game Is Life Book 2) by Terry Schott
Digital Heretic (The Game Is Life Book 2) by Terry Schott
Digital Heretic (The Game Is Life Book 2) Terry Schott #1
Life can get pretty crazy at times. It can be hectic, confusing, stressful, and that's on a good day. Life can be full of happiness and full of sadness. One moment you're on top of the world and nothing can go wrong. The next, it feels as if nothing will ever be right again. I guess it depends where you are right now on your ride through life whether you smile when you read this or fight back tears. No matter where you stand on the long path, right now, try very hard to smile, and be glad you're in the game.
96.67% 160.68 WPM
38pp
weighted 5%
60
Red vs. Blue by Rooster Teeth
Red vs. Blue by Rooster Teeth
Red vs. Blue Rooster Teeth #2
"Remember, I'm a pacifist." "Yeah but think about it! Can't spell pacifist without fist, which you need to throw a punch! That always leads to fighting, the precursor to a full-out battle! Which is ultimately the first step on the inevitable road to war! Violence is unavoidable Doc, time to just admit you've got a natural born pacifist lust for murder!"
97.31% 154.32 WPM
36pp
weighted 5%
61
Sid Meier's Civilization VI by Firaxis Games
Sid Meier's Civilization VI by Firaxis Games
Sid Meier's Civilization VI Firaxis Games #1
The ascent to the highest story is by stairs, and at their side are water engines, by means of which persons, appointed expressly for the purpose, are continually employed in raising water from the Euphrates into the garden.
100.00% 170.19 WPM
34pp
weighted 5%
62
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game Orson Scott Card #3
So the whole war is because we can't talk to each other.
100.00% 231.33 WPM
32pp
weighted 4%
63
Katherine by Anya Seton
Katherine by Anya Seton
Katherine Anya Seton #1
No matter how dutiful one tried to feel, it was impossible to be sad at leaving this behind, not when the blood ran hot and rich in the veins, and when out in the world there were all the untried beckoning enchantments: dancing, sensuous music, merriment - and love.
99.62% 166.57 WPM
31pp
weighted 4%
64
Acute Pyelonephritis by Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong
Acute Pyelonephritis by Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong
Acute Pyelonephritis Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong #5
Acute pyelonephritis will classically present as a triad of fever, flank pain, and nausea or vomiting, but not all symptoms have to be present.
100.00% 169.11 WPM
29pp
weighted 4%
65
Hollow Knight by Team Cherry
Hollow Knight by Team Cherry
Hollow Knight Team Cherry #1
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void. You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams. You are the Vessel. You are the Hollow Knight.
98.61% 158.85 WPM
28pp
weighted 4%
66
Rain World by Videocult
Rain World by Videocult
Rain World Videocult #4
This one is just plain text. I will read it to you. "On regards of the (by spiritual splendor eternally graced) people of the Congregation of Never Dwindling Righteousness, we Wish to congratulate (o so thankfully) this Facility on its Loyal and Relished services, and to Offer our Hopes and Aspirations that the Fruitful and Mutually Satisfactory Cooperation may continue, for as long as the Stars stay fixed on their Celestial Spheres and/or the Cooperation continues to be Fruitful and Mutually Satisfactory." "It is with Honor I, Eight Suns-Countless Leaves, of the House of Six Wagons, Count of no living blocks, Counselor of 2, Duke of 1, Humble Secretary of the Congregation of Never Dwindling Righteousness, write this to You." "We hope that the Crops are healthy, and that the Productivity with which your Facility is Blessed, leads (as it often does) to further Prosperity. May Not as long as the Stars stay fixed on their Celestial Spheres Grey Hand, Impure Blood, Inheritable Corruption, Parasites, or malfunction settle in Your establishment." "Leaning on the Solid Foundation of our Long Running Fruitful and Mutually Satisfactory Cooperation, we will take the liberty of stating The Reason for this Message ~ we write to Warmly thank You for yet Another Timely and Appreciated delivery of your Product (Nectar) to our Community (Congregation of Never Dwindling Righteousness). Our humble Words can never Aspire to Describe our gratitude." "Sincerely..." And then the name and titles again. It's a confirmation to an automated farming plot that a shipment of beverages has arrived.
95.45% 127.69 WPM
26pp
weighted 4%
67
Arcane by Fortiche & Riot Games
Arcane by Fortiche & Riot Games
Arcane Fortiche & Riot Games #2
We lost ourselves, lost our dream. In the pursuit of great, we failed to do good. We have to make it right.
100.00% 190.10 WPM
25pp
weighted 3%
68
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python by Mark Lutz
Learning Python Mark Lutz #5
To also implement += in-place augmented addition, code either an __iadd__ or an __add__.
100.00% 157.44 WPM
23pp
weighted 3%
69
The Door in the Wall by H.G. Wells
The Door in the Wall by H.G. Wells
The Door in the Wall H.G. Wells #3
To him at least the Door in the Wall was a real door leading through a real wall to immortal realities. Of that I am now quite assured. And it came into his life early, when he was a little fellow between five and six. I remember how, as he sat making his confession to me with a slow gravity, he reasoned and reckoned the date of it. 'There was,' he said, 'a crimson Virginia creeper in it - all one bright uniform crimson in a clear amber sunshine against a white wall. That came into the impression somehow, though I don't clearly remember how, and there were horse-chestnut leaves upon the clean pavement outside the green door. They were blotched yellow and green, you know, not brown nor dirty, so that they must have been new fallen. I take it that means October. I look out for horse-chestnut leaves every year, and I ought to know. 'If I'm right in that, I was about five years and four months old.'
96.29% 142.53 WPM
22pp
weighted 3%
70
Dreyer's English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style by Benjamin Dreyer
Dreyer's English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style by Benjamin Dreyer
Dreyer's English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style Benjamin Dreyer #2
Only godless savages eschew the series comma. No sentence has ever been harmed by a series comma, and many a sentence has been improved by one.
100.00% 170.57 WPM
21pp
weighted 3%
71
Death Note by Tsugumi Ohba
Death Note by Tsugumi Ohba
Death Note Tsugumi Ohba #1
The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
100.00% 215.28 WPM
20pp
weighted 3%
72
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios
Baldur's Gate 3 Larian Studios #4
But that is not the extraordinary - or rather disturbing - part. On the drow's death, a parasitic creature emerged from the corpse and attempted to escape. I managed to capture it, and have the host's cadaver here in my study. I've told no one of my fears. Nettie suspects, but knows better than to ask.
99.02% 157.79 WPM
19pp
weighted 3%
73
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Lewis Carroll #1
I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?
100.00% 188.72 WPM
18pp
weighted 2%
74
Breaking Bad by Vince Gilligan
Breaking Bad by Vince Gilligan
Breaking Bad Vince Gilligan #1
My father died when I was 6. You knew that, right? Yeah. He had Huntington's Disease. It's-- destroys portions of the brain, affects muscle control, leads to dementia. It's just a nasty disease. It's genetic. It terrified my mother that I might have it, so they ran tests on me when I was a kid, but I came up clean. My father fell very ill when I was 4 or 5. He spent a lot of time in the hospital. My-- My mother would tell me so many stories about my father. She would talk about him all the time. I knew about his personality, how he treated people. I even knew how he liked his steaks cooked-- medium rare. Just like you. I knew things about my father. I had a lot of information. It's because people would tell me these things. They would paint this picture of my father for me, and I always pretended that was who I saw, too, who I remembered, but it was a lie. In truth, I only have one real, actual memory of my father. It must've been right before he died. My mother would take me to the hospital to visit him, and I remember the smell in there, the chemicals. It was as if they use up every single cleaning product they could find in a 50-mile radius... like they didn't want you smelling the sick people. Oh, there was this stench of Lysol and bleach. You could just feel it coating your lungs. Anyway, there, lying on the bed, is my father. He's all-- He's all twisted up. And my mom, she puts me on her lap. She's sitting on the bed next to him so I can get a good look at him... but really he just scares me... and he's looking right at me... but I can't even be sure that he knows who I am. And your grandmother is talking, trying to be cheerful, you know, as she does, but the only thing I could remember is him breathing. Oh, th-- this-- this rattling sound, like if you were shaking an empty spray-paint can. Like there was nothing in him. Anyway... that is the only real memory that I have of my father. I don't want you to think of me the way I was last night. I don't want that to be the memory you have of me when I'm gone.
95.98% 131.99 WPM
17pp
weighted 2%
75
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game Orson Scott Card #2
He walked out of the baracks. A tumult of conversation rose behind them. He heard Crazy Tom scream, "Two farteating armies! We'll whip their butts!"
100.00% 164.89 WPM
16pp
weighted 2%
76
Dark Souls III by FromSoftware
Dark Souls III by FromSoftware
Dark Souls III FromSoftware #2
Yes, indeed. It is called Lothric, where the transitory lands of the Lords of Cinder converge. In venturing north, the pilgrims discover the truth of the old words: "The fire fades and the lords go without thrones." When the link of fire is threatened, the bell tolls, unearthing the old Lords of Cinder from their graves... Aldrich, Saint of the Deep... Farron's Undead Legion, the Abyss Watchers... And the reclusive lord of the Profaned Capital, Yhorm the Giant... Only, in truth... the Lords will abandon their thrones... And the Unkindled will rise. Nameless, accursed Undead, unfit even to be cinder. And so it is, that ash seeketh embers.
96.90% 138.97 WPM
15pp
weighted 2%
77
The Karate Kid by Robert Mark Kamen
The Karate Kid by Robert Mark Kamen
The Karate Kid Robert Mark Kamen #1
Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth.
100.00% 172.41 WPM
14pp
weighted 2%
78
Rain World by Videocult
Rain World by Videocult
Rain World Videocult #1
Behold this empty husk of a land... Populated only by storms, ruins and abominations. It wasn't always thus. I was once the Count of 2 living blocks, esteemed by my peers. I had progeny! From within my vessel of flesh, I would perch upon this spot to observe the rising of the sun. Corporeal matters seem so distant now. Most have forgotten this place, but I remain. Perhaps I reminisce because I cannot go. Perhaps I cannot go because memory traps me here.
96.49% 148.34 WPM
14pp
weighted 2%
79
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game Orson Scott Card #1
He thought of a half dozen ideas before he went to sleep. Ender would be pleased--every one of them was stupid.
98.26% 179.88 WPM
13pp
weighted 2%
80
Portal by Valve
Portal by Valve
Portal Valve #1
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive. PS: And believe me I am still alive. PPS: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. FINAL THOUGHT: While you're dying I'll be still alive. FINAL THOUGHT PS: And when you're dead I will be still alive. STILL ALIVE THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS ENRICHMENT CENTER ACTIVITY!!
94.96% 124.83 WPM
12pp
weighted 2%
81
Epiphora by Jay Patel; Ariana Levin; Bhupendra C. Patel.
Epiphora by Jay Patel; Ariana Levin; Bhupendra C. Patel.
Epiphora Jay Patel; Ariana Levin; Bhupendra C. Patel. #2
Tear film instability results in the loss of tears by evaporation, which stimulates corneal and conjunctival neurosensory receptors.
100.00% 166.68 WPM
12pp
weighted 2%
82
Dark Souls III by FromSoftware
Dark Souls III by FromSoftware
Dark Souls III FromSoftware #3
No! You should have waited! Well, it's too late now. I, Siegward of the Knights of Catarina, fight by your side!
100.00% 166.25 WPM
11pp
weighted 2%
83
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Ender's Game Orson Scott Card #5
Ender thrust his gun between his legs. "I can see fine," he said, and proceeded to flash the boys directly under him.
100.00% 170.92 WPM
10pp
weighted 1%
84
Mama Makes Up Her Mind and Other Dangers of Southern Living by Bailey White
Mama Makes Up Her Mind and Other Dangers of Southern Living by Bailey White
Mama Makes Up Her Mind and Other Dangers of Southern Living Bailey White #1
Her blood-curdling snoring, with its gargling and squawking and its terrifying pauses is like the sound the devil might make if he were alternately relishing and strangling on a pound of human flesh.
98.06% 167.69 WPM
10pp
weighted 1%
85
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis by Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula
Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #4
Early identification and proper management of patients with xanthogranulomatous pyelonephritis are critical in reducing unnecessary morbidity and mortality.
96.42% 161.69 WPM
9pp
weighted 1%
86
The Time Machine by H.G. Wells
The Time Machine by H.G. Wells
The Time Machine H.G. Wells #1
Clearly, at some time in the Long-Ago of human decay the Morlocks' food had run short. Possibly they had lived on rats and such-like vermin. Even now man is far less discriminating and exclusive in his food than he was - far less than any monkey. His prejudice against human flesh is no deep-seated instinct. And so these inhuman sons of men-! I tried to look at the thing in a scientific spirit. After all, they were less human and more remote than our cannibal ancestors of three or four thousand years ago. And the intelligence that would have made this state of things a torment had gone. Why should I trouble myself? These Eloi were mere fatted cattle, which the ant-like Morlocks preserved and preyed upon - probably saw to the breeding of.
96.93% 141.74 WPM
9pp
weighted 1%
87
Mouthwashing by Wrong Organ
Mouthwashing by Wrong Organ
Mouthwashing Wrong Organ #1
I have something to say. So shut the fuck up and listen. I spent thirteen years half-cut up to my eyeballs. Drunk, to put it mildly. Then suddenly I saw it, a streetlight shining in my face. 500 Gigawatts of the power of God. A vision of my bloated body found in some ditch. Scared me straight. So I got a collar shirt, mortgage and a credit card. All the things that make a good man. I hoped I could raise my children to be better than their old man. I wanted to believe I was never one setback away from my worst self. But the truth is. Discipline. Drive. Routine. The endless fucking desperation to get shit done. A loving wife? Great kids? Sobriety? I'm telling you. You. Accomplishments I'd been chasing all my life. Never felt as good as I expected when I crossed the finish line. ... So now that we're at the end. Takin' inventory. Those nights spinning out of my head, sinking into the sofa. Broken glass in my palms. Bleeding dry the funniest thing ever. Old dogs laughing and snarling on a waterbed floor, mocking the moon for daring to show its face. All nausea and wreckage and vomit and ugly cruelty. The only problem in the world an empty bottle. Those were the best days of my life. Yeah. ...Those were the best days of my life. I got nothing to hide. Ready to face the music. I can see myself for what I am. But you? A cowardly, selfish motherfucker and you can't even see it. ...I should've been able to protect the kid. If I could have done one thing right, I wish it had been to give him one small chance off this goddamned rock.
94.34% 131.66 WPM
8pp
weighted 1%
88
Oppenheimer by Christopher Nolan
Oppenheimer by Christopher Nolan
Oppenheimer Christopher Nolan #1
And now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
100.00% 199.66 WPM
8pp
weighted 1%
89
Dreyer's English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style by Benjamin Dreyer
Dreyer's English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style by Benjamin Dreyer
Dreyer's English: An Utterly Correct Guide to Clarity and Style Benjamin Dreyer #1
Step back, I'm about to hit the CAPS LOCK key. DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT TO USE AN APOSTROPHE TO PLURALIZE A WORD. "NOT EVER" AS IN "NEVER." You may reapproach.
100.00% 160.01 WPM
7pp
weighted 1%
90
The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R Tolkien
The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R Tolkien
The Fellowship of the Ring J.R.R Tolkien #3
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
100.00% 179.68 WPM
7pp
weighted 1%
91
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams #6
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
100.00% 203.76 WPM
7pp
weighted 1%
92
Rain World by Videocult
Rain World by Videocult
Rain World Videocult #3
It's an old text. The verses are familiar to me, but I don't remember by whom they were written. The language is very old and intricate. The first verse starts by drawing a comparison between the world and a tangled rug. It says that the world is an unfortunate mess. Like a knot, the nature of its existence is the fact that the parts are locking each other, none able to spring free. Then as it goes on the world becomes a furry animal hide, I suppose... because now us living beings are like insects crawling in the fur. And then it's a fishing net, because the more we struggle and squirm, the more entangled we become. It says that only the limp body of the jellyfish cannot be captured in the net. So we should try to be like the jellyfish, because the jellyfish doesn't try. This was an eternal dilemma to them - they were burdened by great ambition, yet deeply convinced that striving in itself was an unforgivable vice. They tried very hard to be effortless. Perhaps that's what we were to them, someone to delegate that unrestrained effort to. I know I have tried very hard.
95.88% 137.43 WPM
6pp
weighted 1%
93
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
The Alchemist Paulo Coelho #2
One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.
100.00% 195.29 WPM
6pp
weighted 1%
94
The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription by Jacob Shallus
The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription by Jacob Shallus
The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription Jacob Shallus #4
The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof, for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote. Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies. No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided. The Senate shall chuse their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice President, or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United States. The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present. Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.
95.37% 124.00 WPM
6pp
weighted 1%
95
The Book Of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi
The Book Of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi
The Book Of Five Rings Miyamoto Musashi #1
You must understand that there is more than one path to the top of the mountain.
100.00% 220.31 WPM
5pp
weighted 1%
96
The Door in the Wall by H.G. Wells
The Door in the Wall by H.G. Wells
The Door in the Wall H.G. Wells #1
I was leaning over the apron of my hansom smoking a cigarette, and no doubt thinking myself no end of a man of the world, and suddenly there was the door, the wall, the dear sense of unforgettable and still attainable things. We clattered by - I too taken by surprise to stop my cab until we were past a corner. Then I had a queer moment, a double and divergent movement of my will: I tapped the little door in the roof of the cab, and brought my arm down to pull out my watch. "Yes, sir!" said the cabman, smartly. "Er - well - it's nothing," I tried. "My mistake! We haven't much time! Go on!" and he went on....
97.36% 139.64 WPM
5pp
weighted 1%
97
Arcane by Fortiche & Riot Games
Arcane by Fortiche & Riot Games
Arcane Fortiche & Riot Games #1
Nature has made us intolerant to change, but fortunately, we have the capacity to change our nature.
100.00% 185.30 WPM
5pp
weighted 1%
98
The Prelude by Williams Wordsworth
The Prelude by Williams Wordsworth
The Prelude Williams Wordsworth #1
One summer evening (led by her) I found A little boat tied to a willow tree Within a rocky cove, its usual home. Straight I unloosed her chain, and stepping in Pushed from the shore. It was an act of stealth And troubled pleasure, nor without the voice Of mountain-echoes did my boat move on; Leaving behind her still, on either side, Small circles glittering idly in the moon, Until they melted all into one track Of sparkling light. But now, like one who rows, Proud of his skill, to reach a chosen point With an unswerving line, I fixed my view Upon the summit of a craggy ridge, The horizon's utmost boundary; far above Was nothing but the stars and the grey sky. She was an elfin pinnace; lustily I dipped my oars into the silent lake, And, as I rose upon the stroke, my boat Went heaving through the water like a swan; When, from behind that craggy steep till then The horizon's bound, a huge peak, black and huge, As if with voluntary power instinct, Upreared its head. I struck and struck again, And growing still in stature the grim shape Towered up between me and the stars, and still, For so it seemed, with purpose of its own And measured motion like a living thing, Strode after me. With trembling oars I turned, And through the silent water stole my way Back to the covert of the willow tree; There in her mooring-place I left my bark, - And through the meadows homeward went, in grave And serious mood; but after I had seen That spectacle, for many days, my brain Worked with a dim and undetermined sense Of unknown modes of being; o'er my thoughts There hung a darkness, call it solitude Or blank desertion. No familiar shapes Remained, no pleasant images of trees, Of sea or sky, no colours of green fields; But huge and mighty forms, that do not live Like living men, moved slowly through the mind By day, and were a trouble to my dreams
95.66% 121.47 WPM
4pp
weighted 1%
99
One Punch Man by ONE
One Punch Man by ONE
One Punch Man ONE #1
I'm here to fight for underdogs everywhere. Good, evil; I reject them both!
98.70% 172.72 WPM
4pp
weighted 1%
100
One Piece by Eiichiro Oda
One Piece by Eiichiro Oda
One Piece Eiichiro Oda #1
Power isn't determined by your size, but the size of your heart and dreams!
100.00% 190.55 WPM
4pp
weighted 1%
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