1 | Pride and Prejudice
Jane Austen #1 I was in great hopes that one of you would have got a husband before you came back. Jane will be qui | | 100.00% | 194.92 WPM | 773pp weighted 100% | |
2 | Frankenstein
Mary Shelley #37 This appearance excited our unqualified wonder. We were, as we believed, many hundred miles from any | | 96.69% | 160.22 WPM | 738pp weighted 97% | |
3 | Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Hughes #1 Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. | | 100.00% | 211.57 WPM | 713pp weighted 94% | |
4 | Red vs. Blue
Rooster Teeth #5 I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing... it's the same ribbon as last place. | | 100.00% | 197.66 WPM | 673pp weighted 91% | |
5 | The Catcher in the Rye
J.D. Salinger #129 She acted like she felt sorry for him or something, and she wasn't just putting it on. She meant it. | | 100.00% | 190.20 WPM | 648pp weighted 89% | |
6 | The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R Tolkien #4 All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost. | | 100.00% | 214.06 WPM | 626pp weighted 86% | |
7 | The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
L. Frank Baum #29 Yet the old time fairy tale, having served for generations, may now be classed as "historical" in th | | 98.89% | 166.36 WPM | 605pp weighted 83% | |
8 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #197 He had got completely away from everyone, like a tortoise in its shell, and even the sight of a serv | | 100.00% | 182.13 WPM | 580pp weighted 81% | |
9 | Taxi Driver
Martin Scorsese #5 You see that window with the light? The one closest to the edge of the building? You know who lives | | 100.00% | 187.38 WPM | 553pp weighted 78% | |
10 | Pride and Prejudice
Jane Austen #5 She was humbled, she was grieved; she repented, though she hardly knew of what. She became jealous o | | 100.00% | 173.74 WPM | 527pp weighted 76% | |
11 | Moby Dick; Or, The Whale
Herman Melville #91 There is Napoleon; who, upon the top of the column of Vendome, stands with arms folded, some one hun | | 98.08% | 140.45 WPM | 510pp weighted 74% | |
12 | My nuclear button is 'bigger and more powerful'
Donald J. Trump #1 North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the 'Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.' W | | 98.60% | 147.63 WPM | 493pp weighted 72% | |
13 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #129 But he was unable to distract himself with the TP because he was unable to stay with any one enterta | | 100.00% | 173.63 WPM | 471pp weighted 69% | |
14 | The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Mark Twain #37 They're just the tricks to have when we go to robbing. | | 100.00% | 219.38 WPM | 455pp weighted 67% | |
15 | The Up-To-Date Sandwich Book: 400 Ways to Make a Sandwich
Eva Greene Fuller #10 Slice cold hard-boiled eggs and lay them between very thin, buttered slices of white bread, seasonin | | 98.58% | 168.78 WPM | 441pp weighted 65% | |
16 | Red vs. Blue
Rooster Teeth #1 We've been tricked, we've been back-stabbed, and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled. | | 100.00% | 156.99 WPM | 427pp weighted 63% | |
17 | Katherine
Anya Seton #1 No matter how dutiful one tried to feel, it was impossible to be sad at leaving this behind, not whe | | 100.00% | 166.07 WPM | 413pp weighted 61% | |
18 | Don Quixote
Miguel de Cervantes #28 Ye know a great deal, ye can do a great deal, and ye do a great deal more. | | 100.00% | 191.22 WPM | 400pp weighted 60% | |
19 | Baldur's Gate 3
Larian Studios #70 They seek to enthrall mortal hearts with promises that are beyond their ability to fulfill. | | 100.00% | 172.57 WPM | 386pp weighted 58% | |
20 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #45 I told him all about it and he took his hat and began getting up. | | 100.00% | 200.00 WPM | 373pp weighted 56% | |
21 | Pursuit of the Truth
Er Gen #2 Whatever you brag about the most is what you lack the most. | | 100.00% | 231.69 WPM | 361pp weighted 54% | |
22 | Arcane
Fortiche & Riot Games #2 We lost ourselves, lost our dream. In the pursuit of great, we failed to do good. We have to make it | | 94.16% | 168.03 WPM | 349pp weighted 53% | |
23 | Hunter x Hunter
Yoshihiro Togashi #1 Risking your life and throwing it away may seem alike, but they are two totally different things. Pe | | 100.00% | 178.98 WPM | 338pp weighted 51% | |
24 | The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R Tolkien #2 He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. | | 100.00% | 204.52 WPM | 327pp weighted 50% | |
25 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #21 The warm round leader Harv's own eyes are a moist glassy blue. | | 100.00% | 176.55 WPM | 317pp weighted 48% | |
26 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #208 He wanted to smile but dared not even think of doing so. | | 100.00% | 212.90 WPM | 306pp weighted 47% | |
27 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #221 This is when they start getting on you about concentration. | | 100.00% | 219.14 WPM | 295pp weighted 45% | |
28 | Red vs. Blue
Rooster Teeth #4 The box is there for a reason. I like thinking inside of it; I feel safe in there. | | 100.00% | 182.26 WPM | 284pp weighted 44% | |
29 | Portal 2
Valve #2 Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible | | 100.00% | 159.06 WPM | 275pp weighted 43% | |
30 | Baldur's Gate 3
Larian Studios #103 You get the eerie feeling that the jewelsmith used more than alien metals to forge this circlet - so | | 100.00% | 163.49 WPM | 265pp weighted 41% | |
31 | Highs 2 Lows (feat. Cise Starr from CYNE)
Nujabes #3 "Sleep is the cousin of death"
Said a wise man from Queensbridge on beats he blessed | | 100.00% | 151.64 WPM | 257pp weighted 40% | |
32 | Nerds per Minute: A History of Competitive Typing
Sean Wrona #11 For the most rarely used keys, you should usually use the same finger each time with an occasional e | | 95.89% | 166.96 WPM | 248pp weighted 39% | |
33 | Twilight
Stephanie Meyer #1 You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever. | | 100.00% | 203.12 WPM | 239pp weighted 38% | |
34 | Destiny and Desire
Carlos Fuentes #6 I suppose that speaking while walking was the intuitive way in which the teacher put himself on our | | 97.77% | 171.30 WPM | 231pp weighted 37% | |
35 | Don Quixote
Miguel de Cervantes #61 The landlord, who, as has been mentioned, was something of a wag, and had already some suspicion of | | 97.82% | 161.16 WPM | 224pp weighted 36% | |
36 | The No-Nonsense Guide to International Development
Maggie Black #5 Action at the international level is confined to a supporting role, providing funds and forums in wh | | 100.00% | 166.58 WPM | 217pp weighted 34% | |
37 | A Room With A View
E. M. Forster #8 The hour was approaching at which the continental breakfast begins, or rather ceases, to tell, and t | | 98.18% | 144.75 WPM | 210pp weighted 33% | |
38 | Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words
Randall Munroe #2 By choosing the right words, you can take an idea that's happening in your head and try to make an i | | 98.86% | 168.54 WPM | 202pp weighted 32% | |
39 | Undertale
Toby Fox #2 You can't use the fire exit because you're not made of fire. | | 100.00% | 204.38 WPM | 195pp weighted 31% | |
40 | This Earth of Mankind
Pramoedya Ananta Toer #26 She must have eyes that shine and lips that are clever at whispering. | | 100.00% | 183.86 WPM | 188pp weighted 30% | |
41 | Pride and Prejudice
Jane Austen #10 Here, leading the way through every walk and cross walk, and scarcely allowing them an interval to u | | 94.60% | 157.50 WPM | 182pp weighted 30% | |
42 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #196 Then that overfull heat in various cranial meatus. | | 100.00% | 181.31 WPM | 176pp weighted 29% | |
43 | The Catcher in the Rye
J.D. Salinger #128 We weren't too sure how to address it. After the Christmas thing was over, the goddam picture starte | | 100.00% | 150.95 WPM | 170pp weighted 28% | |
44 | Moby Dick; Or, The Whale
Herman Melville #51 But Faith, like a jackal, feeds among the tombs, and even from these dead doubts she gathers her mos | | 94.87% | 149.84 WPM | 164pp weighted 27% | |
45 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #2 Taking a new step, uttering a new word is what they fear most. | | 100.00% | 181.95 WPM | 159pp weighted 26% | |
46 | Moby Dick; Or, The Whale
Herman Melville #83 In front is a leather rack, in which to keep your speaking trumpet, pipe, telescope, and other nauti | | 94.69% | 137.02 WPM | 153pp weighted 25% | |
47 | Wonderwall
Oasis #1 There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how. | | 100.00% | 198.74 WPM | 148pp weighted 25% | |
48 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #109 Orin himself couldn't get closer than four meters at parties, because he suddenly couldn't figure ou | | 91.16% | 123.46 WPM | 143pp weighted 24% | |
49 | 5,001 Wisdom Quotations of Mike Murdock
Mike Murdock #1 The people with ideas have no power and the people with power have no ideas. | | 100.00% | 198.28 WPM | 138pp weighted 23% | |
50 | Nineteen Eighty-Four
George Orwell #48 What time do they cut the lights off at your flats? | | 100.00% | 201.13 WPM | 134pp weighted 22% | |
51 | Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor
Atlus #6 He is an incarnation of the inferno, incinerating all. | | 100.00% | 175.06 WPM | 129pp weighted 22% | |
52 | Ender's Game
Orson Scott Card #8 Ender did what he always did when Peter tormented him. He began to count doubles. One, two, four, ei | | 97.17% | 119.50 WPM | 125pp weighted 21% | |
53 | Treasure Island
Robert Louis Stevenson #7 I can't do that; they'd have the black spot on me by then. | | 100.00% | 182.10 WPM | 120pp weighted 21% | |
54 | Arcane
Fortiche & Riot Games #5 Love and legacy are the sacrifices we make for progress. | | 100.00% | 175.95 WPM | 116pp weighted 20% | |
55 | Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
J. K. Rowling #2 Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, | | 94.48% | 146.10 WPM | 112pp weighted 19% | |
56 | Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis
Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #2 Laboratory examination includes a complete blood count with a differential that may show anemia and | | 94.50% | 123.63 WPM | 109pp weighted 19% | |
57 | Yellow Submarine
The Beatles #1 And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. | | 100.00% | 210.45 WPM | 105pp weighted 18% | |
58 | Xanthogranulomatous Pyelonephritis
Suman K. Jha; Stephen W. Leslie; Narothama R. Aeddula #3 Consultations with various specialists are essential for comprehensive care in the management of xan | | 96.47% | 141.92 WPM | 102pp weighted 18% | |
59 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #202 Everything was done without any orders being given. | | 100.00% | 196.91 WPM | 98pp weighted 17% | |
60 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #3 I confess all these festivities and fireworks are becoming wearisome. | | 97.26% | 165.55 WPM | 95pp weighted 17% | |
61 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #93 The doctor who poked his fine head just inside her hot room's open door and knocked maybe a little t | | 93.44% | 142.49 WPM | 92pp weighted 16% | |
62 | Red vs. Blue
Rooster Teeth #2 "Remember, I'm a pacifist." "Yeah but think about it! Can't spell pacifist without fist, which you n | | 27.62% | 121.66 WPM | 88pp weighted 16% | |
63 | Wesleyan University Commencement
Cornel West #10 No pure and pristine traditions here. No Manichaean visions. | | 100.00% | 163.47 WPM | 85pp weighted 15% | |
64 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #157 Raskolnikov gave back the pen; but instead of getting up and going away, he put his elbows on the ta | | 92.69% | 137.41 WPM | 83pp weighted 15% | |
65 | Bleak House
Charles Dickens #26 He stands before her with one hand on a chair-back and the other in his old-fashioned waistcoat and | | 92.77% | 144.05 WPM | 80pp weighted 14% | |
66 | The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Mark Twain #12 I can't fall; that ain't the way it is in the book. | | 100.00% | 197.23 WPM | 77pp weighted 14% | |
67 | The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Mark Twain #30 Company would be a palpable improvement, he thought. | | 100.00% | 172.34 WPM | 75pp weighted 13% | |
68 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #189 All the plants out here are malevolent, heavy and sharp. | | 100.00% | 169.31 WPM | 72pp weighted 13% | |
69 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #90 Now all these questions rushed at once into her mind. | | 100.00% | 188.69 WPM | 70pp weighted 13% | |
70 | Acute Pyelonephritis
Mariya Belyayeva; Stephen W. Leslie; Jordan M. Jeong #1 Uncomplicated pyelonephritis is not considered a dangerous or lethal disease unless associated with | | 95.15% | 118.58 WPM | 66pp weighted 12% | |
71 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #38 Tell me all you know about the will, and above all where it is. | | 100.00% | 173.42 WPM | 63pp weighted 12% | |
72 | Nineteen Eighty-Four
George Orwell #11 To begin with, he did not know with any certainty that this was 1984. | | 100.00% | 155.39 WPM | 61pp weighted 12% | |
73 | The Man in the High Castle
Phillip K. Dick #1 Perhaps if you know you are insane then you are not insane. | | 100.00% | 217.63 WPM | 58pp weighted 11% | |
74 | Doctor Who
Sydney Newman #1 Try me. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. No scans. No nothing. One move and I'll destroy us all, you got that? TA | | 97.22% | 125.75 WPM | 56pp weighted 11% | |
75 | Nineteen Eighty-Four
George Orwell #56 But you must get there by a different way this time. | | 100.00% | 180.90 WPM | 54pp weighted 10% | |
76 | A Tale of Two Cities
Charles Dickens #3 Everything had its appointed place and its appointed time. | | 100.00% | 155.63 WPM | 51pp weighted 10% | |
77 | A Practical Guide to Linux Commands, Editors, and Shell Programming
Mark G. Sobell, Matthew Helmke #1 You can nest quoted parentheses. The bracketed expressions are identified only by the opening \(, so | | 94.58% | 99.05 WPM | 47pp weighted 10% | |
78 | Rock Bottom
Eminem #1 Cause when we die we know we're all going the same way. | | 100.00% | 170.39 WPM | 46pp weighted 10% | |
79 | Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Stanley Kubrick #3 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. | | 95.08% | 144.17 WPM | 44pp weighted 9% | |
80 | Learning Python
Mark Lutz #3 What sort of weapon would you expect to see employed by the Spanish Inquisition? | | 82.24% | 117.29 WPM | 43pp weighted 9% | |
81 | Finnegans Wake
James Joyce #1 The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoorde | | 100.00% | 98.37 WPM | 41pp weighted 9% | |
82 | The Sore Feet Song
Ally Kerr #1 I walk ten thousand miles, ten thousand miles to see you. | | 100.00% | 157.08 WPM | 37pp weighted 8% | |
83 | Red vs. Blue
Rooster Teeth #3 We're not retreating, we're advancing towards future victory! | | 88.75% | 123.43 WPM | 35pp weighted 8% | |
84 | First Steps: 1 e4 e5
John Emms #1 Let's return to the position after 5...b5, to consider other options for White: 1 e4 e5 2 Nf3 Nc6 3 | | 93.15% | 87.21 WPM | 33pp weighted 8% | |