1 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #304 Y.D.A.U. 9 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT PRE-DAWN, 1 MAY | | 100.00% | 157.17 WPM | 770pp weighted 100% | |
2 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #253 PRE-DAWN, 1 MAY Y.D.A.U. OUTCROPPING NORTHWEST OF TUCSON AZ U.S.A., STILL | | 100.00% | 148.50 WPM | 728pp weighted 97% | |
3 | The Secret Garden
Frances Hodgson Burnett #13 It seemed almost like being shut out of the world in some fairy place. | | 100.00% | 200.19 WPM | 610pp weighted 94% | |
4 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #303 OUTCROPPING NORTHWEST OF TUCSON AZ U.S.A. 13 NOVEMBER YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGARMENT | | 100.00% | 147.46 WPM | 589pp weighted 91% | |
5 | One
Logic #1 Second I drop this, die hard fans is finna cop this. | | 100.00% | 184.06 WPM | 562pp weighted 89% | |
6 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #173 He dreams he looks in a mirror and sees nothing and keeps trying to clean the mirror with his sleeve | | 100.00% | 165.88 WPM | 544pp weighted 86% | |
7 | Ecclesiastes 3
Solomon #1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: a time to be born, a | | 96.61% | 129.95 WPM | 528pp weighted 83% | |
8 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #34 One kid makes you ask him to please commit a crime. | | 100.00% | 204.22 WPM | 511pp weighted 81% | |
9 | Game of Thrones
David Benioff, DB Weiss #5 When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground. | | 100.00% | 184.57 WPM | 496pp weighted 78% | |
10 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #19 He put his arms round his father but he felt choked, choked. | | 100.00% | 188.24 WPM | 480pp weighted 76% | |
11 | SpongeBob Squarepants
Stephen Hillenberg #1 Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who | | 100.00% | 174.06 WPM | 464pp weighted 74% | |
12 | A Tale of Two Cities
Charles Dickens #4 The second tumbril empties and moves on; the third comes up. | | 100.00% | 184.03 WPM | 450pp weighted 72% | |
13 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #64 You believe you would die twice for another but in truth would die only for your alone self, its sen | | 100.00% | 166.14 WPM | 437pp weighted 69% | |
14 | Trainspotting
Irvine Welsh #1 Choose life, choose a job, choose a career, choose a family, choose a fucking big television, choose | | 94.42% | 118.76 WPM | 423pp weighted 67% | |
15 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #93 How it would come about he did not know, but he felt sure it would do so. | | 100.00% | 190.51 WPM | 410pp weighted 65% | |
16 | Every Night
Hannah Diamond #4 I know you like the way that I look and it looks like I like you too, you know I do. I like the way | | 93.27% | 126.26 WPM | 398pp weighted 63% | |
17 | Cheers
James Burrows, Glen Charles, and Les Charles #1 A meal is something you eat. It's not something you name your kid. | | 100.00% | 198.12 WPM | 386pp weighted 61% | |
18 | A Game of Thrones
George R. R. Martin #1 When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. | | 100.00% | 171.22 WPM | 371pp weighted 60% | |
19 | This Earth of Mankind
Pramoedya Ananta Toer #23 Not only was she such an efficient manager, but she could ride horses and could get more milk from h | | 100.00% | 159.41 WPM | 360pp weighted 58% | |
20 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #206 Crowded in among his pocket's pens was the rubber head of a diagnostic plexor. | | 100.00% | 162.44 WPM | 348pp weighted 56% | |
21 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #115 It would be far easier and simpler for him to die. | | 100.00% | 208.36 WPM | 337pp weighted 54% | |
22 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #207 Of course, there is no great love either on his side, or on hers, but Dounia is a clever girl and ha | | 95.98% | 125.72 WPM | 327pp weighted 53% | |
23 | I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
The Proclaimers #1 But I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who walks | | 100.00% | 162.73 WPM | 317pp weighted 51% | |
24 | Moby Dick; Or, The Whale
Herman Melville #45 No man prefers to sleep two in a bed. In fact, you would a good deal rather not sleep with your own | | 100.00% | 153.62 WPM | 307pp weighted 50% | |
25 | A Great Day For Freedom
Pink Floyd #1 Promises lit up the night like paper doves in flight. | | 100.00% | 192.59 WPM | 297pp weighted 48% | |
26 | Postal 2
Running with Scissors #1 Games are bad. They make you mad. Games are bad. They make you mad. Games are bad. They make you mad | | 99.02% | 158.01 WPM | 288pp weighted 47% | |
27 | The Catcher in the Rye
J.D. Salinger #129 She acted like she felt sorry for him or something, and she wasn't just putting it on. She meant it. | | 100.00% | 160.12 WPM | 279pp weighted 45% | |
28 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #155 That kid's been hanging from the bottom of the ladder by his nails since he was nine. | | 100.00% | 167.24 WPM | 270pp weighted 44% | |
29 | Margin & Gina
Polo G #1 He was playing games, got you dancing in the middle of the club. Got you dancing in the middle of th | | 98.19% | 165.43 WPM | 262pp weighted 43% | |
30 | Pursuit of the Truth
Er Gen #2 Whatever you brag about the most is what you lack the most. | | 100.00% | 214.48 WPM | 254pp weighted 41% | |
31 | The Second Forty Years
Edward J. Stieglitz #1 And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. | | 100.00% | 186.89 WPM | 246pp weighted 40% | |
32 | Les Misérables
Victor Hugo #3 His mass said, he broke his fast on rye bread dipped in the milk of his own cows. | | 96.47% | 165.11 WPM | 239pp weighted 39% | |
33 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #217 It was a long time before she could sleep. She kept thinking that no one could understand all that s | | 100.00% | 162.46 WPM | 231pp weighted 38% | |
34 | Arcane
Fortiche & Riot Games #7 Power, real power, doesn't come to those who were born strongest, fastest, or smartest. It comes to | | 100.00% | 157.18 WPM | 224pp weighted 37% | |
35 | The Holy Bible
John #4 I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end. | | 100.00% | 165.44 WPM | 217pp weighted 36% | |
36 | Good Girls Bad Guys
Falling In Reverse #1 Sorry, girl, if this is quick. So please just take it in the ass and suck my dick. | | 100.00% | 160.26 WPM | 210pp weighted 34% | |
37 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #124 She could feel her pulse in the eye the pole had hit. | | 100.00% | 192.47 WPM | 204pp weighted 33% | |
38 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #162 His bottom is bony and his belt has missed two loops. | | 100.00% | 179.72 WPM | 197pp weighted 32% | |
39 | The Council of Europe
Winston Churchill #1 I am now going to say something that will astonish you. The first step in the re-creation of the Eur | | 93.12% | 111.25 WPM | 191pp weighted 31% | |
40 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #145 In spite of her eighteen years, she looked almost a little girl - almost a child. And in some of her | | 100.00% | 154.88 WPM | 185pp weighted 30% | |
41 | Every Night
Hannah Diamond #8 I think the time is right and I want you to see how good it would be for you and me. | | 100.00% | 190.18 WPM | 179pp weighted 30% | |
42 | In Search of Lost Time
Marcel Proust #2 But all of a sudden the scene changed; it was the memory, no longer of old impressions but of an old | | 94.81% | 116.44 WPM | 173pp weighted 29% | |
43 | The Holy Bible
Matthew #2 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is | | 97.16% | 152.97 WPM | 168pp weighted 28% | |
44 | Solipsist
Henry Rollins #1 The moon will never lie to anyone. Be like the moon. No one hates the moon or wants to kill it. The | | 92.35% | 124.04 WPM | 163pp weighted 27% | |
45 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #206 He felt that the more he valued her the less he loved her. | | 100.00% | 198.20 WPM | 157pp weighted 26% | |
46 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #49 The prince asked her about her father, and she began to smile and talk. | | 100.00% | 180.72 WPM | 153pp weighted 25% | |
47 | Barry Bonds Freestyle
Drake #1 They asked me about the past years and how does it phase me. | | 100.00% | 194.18 WPM | 148pp weighted 25% | |
48 | The Catcher in the Rye
J.D. Salinger #102 He had a lot of white stuff on his face, for his pimples. | | 100.00% | 183.55 WPM | 143pp weighted 24% | |
49 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #208 He imagined her bosses and coworkers all tiptoeing around Purchasing whispering to each other to not | | 99.13% | 148.34 WPM | 139pp weighted 23% | |
50 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #88 He ate nothing and had slept badly that night, those around him reported. | | 100.00% | 175.60 WPM | 135pp weighted 22% | |
51 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #147 Each year the academy that loses the meet has to get up on tables at the buffet supper afterward and | | 99.21% | 149.89 WPM | 130pp weighted 22% | |
52 | Backseat Freestyle
Kendrick Lamar #1 All my life I want money and power, respect my mind or die from lead shower. | | 100.00% | 170.97 WPM | 126pp weighted 21% | |
53 | Don Quixote
Miguel de Cervantes #31 Why, even if he wished it he has not had time to imagine and put together such a host of lies. | | 100.00% | 173.31 WPM | 122pp weighted 21% | |
54 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #115 And from those eyes alone he saw at once that she knew. | | 100.00% | 195.06 WPM | 119pp weighted 20% | |
55 | Dracula
Bram Stoker #63 When I had written in my diary and had fortunately replaced the book and pen in my pocket I felt sle | | 92.65% | 118.22 WPM | 115pp weighted 19% | |
56 | The Twelve Tables
Ancient Rome (unknown?) #1 Whatever the people ordain last shall be legally valid. | | 100.00% | 178.26 WPM | 112pp weighted 19% | |
57 | Jurassic Park
Micheal Crichton #7 When Mike had first reached Tina, she was screaming hysterically. Her whole left arm was bloody, cov | | 97.98% | 131.02 WPM | 108pp weighted 18% | |
58 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #210 He was nodding both while he wrote and when he looked up. | | 100.00% | 184.16 WPM | 105pp weighted 18% | |
59 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #1 And the wraith on the heart monitor looks pensively down at Gately from upside-down and asks does Ga | | 93.61% | 105.99 WPM | 101pp weighted 17% | |
60 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #19 Kevin Bain is wiping his nose with his poor teddy bear's head and saying it didn't look like his Inn | | 100.00% | 150.11 WPM | 98pp weighted 17% | |
61 | Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Hughes #1 Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. | | 100.00% | 166.44 WPM | 95pp weighted 16% | |
62 | 10 Things I Hate About You
Andrew Lazar #1 I don't get why people care so much about what others think. | | 100.00% | 193.02 WPM | 92pp weighted 16% | |
63 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #114 You would run like this to me and hug me and kiss me. | | 100.00% | 196.78 WPM | 90pp weighted 15% | |
64 | Manassas Rally 11/3
Barack Obama #9 And it turns out that she is famous for her chant. She does this where ever she goes. | | 100.00% | 169.92 WPM | 87pp weighted 15% | |
65 | Three Amigos
John Landis #1 Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I | | 97.39% | 159.65 WPM | 84pp weighted 14% | |
66 | My Heart Cries For You
Dean Martin #2 The bloom has left the roses since you left me. The birds have left my window since you left me. | | 100.00% | 157.41 WPM | 82pp weighted 14% | |
67 | In Search of Lost Time
Marcel Proust #4 Only, we must allow time. But our demands as far as time is concerned are no less exorbitant than th | | 94.45% | 133.41 WPM | 79pp weighted 13% | |
68 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #78 And he would not have denied that he knew all that at the time. | | 100.00% | 205.29 WPM | 77pp weighted 13% | |
69 | This Earth of Mankind
Pramoedya Ananta Toer #51 She obviously thought a lot about her brother, and with compassion. | | 100.00% | 176.66 WPM | 74pp weighted 13% | |
70 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #148 What's singular is that his tennis seems to have improved slightly in the two years since he stopped | | 100.00% | 148.35 WPM | 72pp weighted 12% | |
71 | Entourage
Doug Ellin #1 Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed. | | 100.00% | 161.77 WPM | 70pp weighted 12% | |
72 | Candle In The Wind
Elton John #1 It seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind, never knowing who to cling to when the | | 100.00% | 162.89 WPM | 68pp weighted 12% | |
73 | Des Moines Rally 9/14
Donald Trump #3 And everybody knows it. Everybody in Washington knows it. We've known it for a long time. | | 98.90% | 150.17 WPM | 66pp weighted 11% | |
74 | SpongeBob Squarepants
Stephen Hillenberg #8 No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change. | | 100.00% | 184.37 WPM | 64pp weighted 11% | |
75 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #60 Among other little guilt and antiguilt operations. | | 100.00% | 182.04 WPM | 62pp weighted 10% | |
76 | Speech to Congress
Donald Trump #29 And the United States will not be doing that any longer. We're not gonna do it any longer. | | 100.00% | 154.55 WPM | 60pp weighted 10% | |
77 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #156 I lift things and swing things and run in huge outdoor circles. | | 100.00% | 175.47 WPM | 58pp weighted 10% | |
78 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #116 Now balding smoothly back from a high clear forehead. | | 100.00% | 171.47 WPM | 56pp weighted 10% | |
79 | RATHER LIE
Playboi Carti, The Weeknd #1 I'd rather lie than to lose you girl, I'd rather lie than confuse you girl. | | 100.00% | 170.47 WPM | 54pp weighted 9% | |
80 | Mock the Week
BBC #39 AND ON COMES THE SUB FOR NORTH KOREA AND IT'S TORPEDOED THE OPPOSITION! | | 100.00% | 154.07 WPM | 53pp weighted 9% | |
81 | Americanah
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie #4 It's easy to tell when a question is coming from a good place. | | 100.00% | 180.02 WPM | 51pp weighted 9% | |
82 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #299 GENTLE OUT OF BETHESDA NAVAL HOSP CONFINEMENT, TO ADDRESS U.S. CONGRESS ON 'RECONFIGURATIVE OPTIONS' | | 98.54% | 139.65 WPM | 50pp weighted 8% | |
83 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #70 She never sees that in his quote careless way he actually really touched whatever he touched as if i | | 100.00% | 151.42 WPM | 48pp weighted 8% | |
84 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #196 Then that overfull heat in various cranial meatus. | | 100.00% | 173.86 WPM | 47pp weighted 8% | |
85 | A Good Fall: Stories
Ha Jin #1 Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some umbrellas appeared on Kissena Boulevard. | | 98.56% | 126.16 WPM | 45pp weighted 8% | |
86 | I Have a Dream Speech
Martin Luther King Jr. #5 I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made | | 96.26% | 117.06 WPM | 44pp weighted 8% | |
87 | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
J. K. Rowling #1 Of house-elves and children's tales, of love, loyalty, and innocence, Voldemort knows and understand | | 99.57% | 138.48 WPM | 42pp weighted 7% | |
88 | The Arabian Nights Entertainments
Andrew Lang #1 There we found delicious fruits, and having satisfied our hunger we presently lay down to rest upon | | 94.26% | 117.51 WPM | 41pp weighted 7% | |
89 | Des Moines Rally 9/14
Donald Trump #33 Four more years. Four more years. Four more years. Four more years. Four more years. Four more years | | 96.96% | 157.45 WPM | 40pp weighted 7% | |
90 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #198 A couple beaks and a claw fall off somebody and go pinwheeling down toward the green. | | 100.00% | 156.47 WPM | 39pp weighted 7% | |
91 | The Andromeda Strain
Micheal Crichton #4 Results of special testing confirm the Odd Man Hypothesis, that an unmarried male should carry out c | | 98.29% | 126.61 WPM | 37pp weighted 6% | |
92 | The Party & The After Party
The Weeknd #2 I walked through this door when I walked through your door. Can't believe I made it but I made it th | | 94.40% | 152.85 WPM | 36pp weighted 6% | |
93 | Dracula
Bram Stoker #56 He is a selfish old beggar anyhow. He thinks of the loaves and fishes even when he believes he is in | | 94.12% | 119.30 WPM | 35pp weighted 6% | |
94 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #48 A breeze sends the beach ball skating all the way across the blue pool to the other side, and Orin w | | 100.00% | 147.39 WPM | 34pp weighted 6% | |
95 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #214 But his hair was a black person's hair, and he wore it in thick dreadlocks that looked like a crown | | 100.00% | 145.02 WPM | 33pp weighted 6% | |
96 | Growth of the Soil
Knut Hamsun #5 In winter, he made great wooden troughs, and sold them in the village, carrying sacks of food and to | | 94.51% | 118.30 WPM | 32pp weighted 6% | |
97 | "Ich bin ein Berliner"
John F. Kennedy #1 I am proud to come to this city as the guest of your distinguished Mayor, who has symbolized through | | 20.14% | 110.05 WPM | 31pp weighted 5% | |
98 | The ecological and evolutionary dynamics of inselbergs
Bram Vanschoenwinkel #1 Broadly speaking, inselbergs are elevated rock outcrops embedded in a lowland habitat matrix. Someti | | 94.98% | 110.84 WPM | 30pp weighted 5% | |
99 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #190 He brought his sunglasses down onto the bridge of his nose with a finger and looked at it. | | 100.00% | 162.65 WPM | 29pp weighted 5% | |
100 | Incubus Dreams
Laurell K. Hamilton #1 There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because they're good, or bad, or anything really | | 92.24% | 137.00 WPM | 28pp weighted 5% | |
101 | Ecclesiastes
Solomon #1 What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun? One generation passeth away, | | 92.71% | 122.03 WPM | 27pp weighted 5% | |
102 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #75 I walk around with my arms out straight in front of me and recite these cliches. | | 100.00% | 168.80 WPM | 26pp weighted 5% | |
103 | Money, Money, Honey Bunny
Marilyn Sadler #1 Money, money, Honey Bunny! Thank you, Father. Thank you, Mother. Thank you, Sister. Thank you, Broth | | 96.49% | 131.95 WPM | 26pp weighted 4% | |
104 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #86 He had set down a good many points against him of late. | | 100.00% | 181.25 WPM | 25pp weighted 4% | |
105 | The Holy Bible
John #1 Then I saw another beast that rose out of the earth; it had two horns like a lamb and it spoke like | | 93.55% | 119.73 WPM | 24pp weighted 4% | |
106 | The Happy Prince and Other Stories
Oscar Wilde #2 Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. | | 100.00% | 165.28 WPM | 23pp weighted 4% | |
107 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #103 He could not imagine how he could speak to her now. | | 100.00% | 214.74 WPM | 23pp weighted 4% | |
108 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #144 Peers who fizzle or blow up or fall down, run away, disappear from the monthly rankings, drop off th | | 97.36% | 144.14 WPM | 22pp weighted 4% | |
109 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #197 Please take as many as you want, or all if you like. | | 100.00% | 196.21 WPM | 21pp weighted 4% | |
110 | Grit: The Power of Passion and Perseverance
Angela Duckworth #3 Whether we realize it or not, the culture in which we live, and with which we identify, powerfully s | | 100.00% | 149.93 WPM | 21pp weighted 4% | |
111 | On the Duty of Civil Disobedience
Henry David Thoreau #16 Philanthropy is almost the only virtue which is sufficiently appreciated by mankind. Nay, it is grea | | 92.98% | 110.89 WPM | 20pp weighted 4% | |
112 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #183 He could not remember the color of this new last and final bong. | | 100.00% | 183.27 WPM | 19pp weighted 3% | |
113 | The Princess Bride
Bob Reiner #1 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. | | 100.00% | 140.56 WPM | 19pp weighted 3% | |
114 | Don Quixote
Miguel de Cervantes #40 Come to the point without all this beating about the bush, and all these scraps and additions. | | 100.00% | 165.82 WPM | 18pp weighted 3% | |
115 | Red vs. Blue
Rooster Teeth #4 The box is there for a reason. I like thinking inside of it; I feel safe in there. | | 100.00% | 163.93 WPM | 18pp weighted 3% | |
116 | Northanger Abbey
Jane Austen #1 The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupi | | 99.03% | 143.78 WPM | 17pp weighted 3% | |
117 | Jurassic Park
Micheal Crichton #5 Chaos theory originally grew out of attempts to make computer models of weather in the 1960s. | | 98.94% | 148.26 WPM | 16pp weighted 3% | |
118 | SpongeBob Squarepants
Stephen Hillenberg #3 I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor once. | | 100.00% | 180.01 WPM | 16pp weighted 3% | |
119 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #8 The girl lost her hat and her long hair came down. | | 100.00% | 192.15 WPM | 15pp weighted 3% | |
120 | Ender's Game
Orson Scott Card #6 As he leaned over to pick up the desk, he felt a hand jab roughly between his thighs and another han | | 100.00% | 143.94 WPM | 15pp weighted 3% | |
121 | "Checkers" Speech
Richard Nixon #8 And so I felt that the best way to handle these necessary political expenses of getting my message t | | 96.90% | 118.75 WPM | 15pp weighted 3% | |
122 | A Confederacy of Dunces
John Kennedy Toole #1 But the criteria at Levy Pants were very low. Promptness was sufficient excuse for promotion. Mr. Go | | 92.63% | 107.10 WPM | 14pp weighted 3% | |
123 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #256 GENTLE CABINET TO DRAFT BUDGET OVERHAUL IN LIGHT OF WALL STREET ANGST OVER COSTS OF TERRITORIAL RECO | | 96.79% | 128.39 WPM | 14pp weighted 2% | |
124 | Talk 2 U
Brent Faiyaz #1 I wanna be the only one on your mind. And if you don't mind, I wanna get the chance to spend some ti | | 100.00% | 169.64 WPM | 13pp weighted 2% | |
125 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #26 He would of course have to go by and wait till she went out again. | | 100.00% | 174.69 WPM | 13pp weighted 2% | |
126 | You've Got A Friend In Me
Randy Newman #1 And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed. | | 100.00% | 203.38 WPM | 12pp weighted 2% | |
127 | AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM
Beyoncé #1 You want it on you? You need love, I need some too. Do you want this like it wants you? | | 100.00% | 159.55 WPM | 12pp weighted 2% | |
128 | It's You
Stevie Wonder #1 If only I had not waited I would have picked the wrong one. | | 100.00% | 178.27 WPM | 12pp weighted 2% | |
129 | That's Life
88-Keys, Mac Miller, Sia #1 That's life, that's life, that's life and I can't deny it. | | 100.00% | 185.16 WPM | 11pp weighted 2% | |
130 | Black Beauty
Anna Sewell #3 A nod and a grim smile was the only answer he got. | | 100.00% | 192.78 WPM | 11pp weighted 2% | |
131 | To Kill a Mockingbird
Harper Lee #1 Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird. | | 99.00% | 145.14 WPM | 11pp weighted 2% | |
132 | Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief
Jordan B. Peterson #1 I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a rive | | 91.05% | 110.27 WPM | 10pp weighted 2% | |
133 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #28 Even Evan Ingersoll looks quickly at his watch and clears his throat. | | 100.00% | 151.05 WPM | 10pp weighted 2% | |
134 | I Have a Dream Speech
Martin Luther King Jr. #3 But there is something that I must say to my people, who stand on the warm threshold which leads int | | 89.99% | 114.27 WPM | 10pp weighted 2% | |
135 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #269 GENTLE DECLARES ALL U.S. TERRITORY NORTH OF LINE FROM SYRACUSE TO TICONDEROGA, NY, TICONDEROGA, NY T | | 95.43% | 122.73 WPM | 9pp weighted 2% | |
136 | Sid Meier's Civilization VI
Firaxis Games #15 One day there will be no borders, no boundaries, no flags and no countries and the only passport wil | | 100.00% | 144.03 WPM | 9pp weighted 2% | |
137 | The Fifth Season
N. K. Jemisin #1 The people we love are the ones who hurt us the most, after all. | | 100.00% | 186.29 WPM | 9pp weighted 2% | |
138 | Senate Floor Speech 3/31
Cory Booker #2 I come in here days and I have good moods or bad moods, but always find myself lifted when I walk on | | 97.50% | 144.47 WPM | 8pp weighted 2% | |
139 | The Great Gatsby
F. Scott Fitzgerald #4 He was very glad to pick up some money, old sport. | | 100.00% | 171.07 WPM | 8pp weighted 1% | |
140 | Dracula
Bram Stoker #64 All yesterday we travel, ever getting closer to the mountains, and moving into a more and more wild | | 93.59% | 113.38 WPM | 8pp weighted 1% | |
141 | Moby Dick; Or, The Whale
Herman Melville #27 In less than half a minute, this entire thing happened. | | 100.00% | 179.15 WPM | 8pp weighted 1% | |
142 | All Of Me
50 Cent #1 When I smile your smile should be as big as mines. | | 100.00% | 198.38 WPM | 7pp weighted 1% | |
143 | Treasure Island
Robert Louis Stevenson #3 From the east and west only a single shot had been fired. | | 100.00% | 180.54 WPM | 7pp weighted 1% | |
144 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #48 He had not passed it, he had not been near it since that evening. | | 100.00% | 171.27 WPM | 7pp weighted 1% | |
145 | Radio Ga Ga
Queen #1 You had your time, you had the power, you've yet to have your finest hour. | | 97.43% | 178.77 WPM | 7pp weighted 1% | |
146 | The Andromeda Strain
Micheal Crichton #7 This led to coagulation. Which was dispersed throughout the body, or else led to bleeding, insanity, | | 100.00% | 141.47 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
147 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #59 What do you know about magnitrons and oscillators? | | 100.00% | 165.02 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
148 | Fort Bragg Speech 6/11
Donald Trump #7 You read different stories and others are building and building and building. We have a force like n | | 93.89% | 120.28 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
149 | NVIDIA Q1 Earnings Call
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150 | Fort Bragg Speech 6/11
Donald Trump #6 Time and again, our enemies have learned that if you dare to threaten the American people, American | | 71.75% | 113.07 WPM | 6pp weighted 1% | |
151 | Frankenstein
Mary Shelley #49 It was a lovely sight, even to me, poor wretch who had never beheld aught beautiful before. The silv | | 95.50% | 116.83 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
152 | Chess
Benny Andersson #1 One town's very like another when your head's down over your pieces, brother. | | 100.00% | 164.94 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
153 | I Gotta Win
50 Cent #1 You write hot lines like mine lines, you're signed. | | 100.00% | 194.61 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
154 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #95 I know that she too may love you and perhaps does love you already. | | 100.00% | 179.91 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
155 | A Confession
Leo Tolstoy #20 And indeed a bird is so made that it must fly, collect food, and build a nest, and when I see that a | | 95.67% | 117.22 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
156 | Nightcrawler
Dan Gilroy #1 My motto is if you want to win the lottery you've got to make money to buy a ticket. | | 100.00% | 159.23 WPM | 5pp weighted 1% | |
157 | Walkin' On The Sun
Smash Mouth #1 The bond is broke up so choke up and focus on the close up. | | 100.00% | 172.66 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
158 | Glacial dispersal trains and ice streams on the Canadian Shield
Roger C. Paulen #1 The identification of glacial dispersal landforms and sedimentary deposits formed by fast-flowing gl | | 96.03% | 108.62 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
159 | Arcane
Fortiche & Riot Games #2 We lost ourselves, lost our dream. In the pursuit of great, we failed to do good. We have to make it | | 100.00% | 144.38 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
160 | Game of Thrones
David Benioff, DB Weiss #6 I thought if I could make something so good, so pure, maybe I'm not a monster. | | 100.00% | 161.76 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
161 | The Catcher in the Rye
J.D. Salinger #118 Neither of us felt like sitting around on our ass all night. | | 100.00% | 173.82 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
162 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #218 Dounia was at once asked to give lessons in several families, but she refused. All of a sudden every | | 97.41% | 122.79 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
163 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #159 He had ruined more than one horse in their service. | | 100.00% | 195.56 WPM | 4pp weighted 1% | |
164 | Growth of the Soil
Knut Hamsun #51 In the slack time between the seasons, Isak smooths down some new tree-trunks he has thrown; to be u | | 92.43% | 113.28 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
165 | The Secret Garden
Frances Hodgson Burnett #1 She could fly into a passion without making a noise. | | 100.00% | 192.57 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
166 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #163 I began to decline around what should have been puberty. | | 100.00% | 176.23 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
167 | The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R Tolkien #2 He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. | | 100.00% | 175.65 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
168 | Don Quixote
Miguel de Cervantes #49 Talk of other dainties, if you please, and don't ask for hens again. | | 100.00% | 165.09 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
169 | Fort Bragg Speech 6/11
Donald Trump #4 Wow. Wow. Wow. That's a beautiful site and it's a beautiful site to be with you in a place called Fo | | 93.56% | 117.78 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
170 | The Up-To-Date Sandwich Book: 400 Ways to Make a Sandwich
Eva Greene Fuller #12 Chop ripe olives fine, mix with a little mayonnaise, and place between thin slices of lightly butter | | 100.00% | 140.62 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
171 | The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Mark Twain #10 Now hang it all, we got to come back in the night. | | 100.00% | 204.73 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
172 | Hegseth Responds to Signal Chat Story 4/21
Pete Hegseth #1 They got Pulitzers for a bunch of lies. Pulitzers for a bunch of lies. | | 98.61% | 130.00 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
173 | My Life
Richard Wagner #1 Laube promised to make this provision, and kept his word. | | 100.00% | 170.81 WPM | 3pp weighted 1% | |
174 | Growth of the Soil
Knut Hamsun #36 They came to the farm, and the Lensmand stayed the night, sleeping in the little room. In the mornin | | 93.68% | 111.92 WPM | 2pp weighted 1% | |
175 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #135 She was at the bottom of the staircase and stopped short a step above him. A dim light came in from | | 97.34% | 140.65 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
176 | Des Moines Rally 9/14
Donald Trump #14 They could have stopped it, they didn't stop it, they should have stopped it. | | 100.00% | 167.89 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
177 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #101 Walk about a bit, you won't be able to walk too far. | | 100.00% | 200.39 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
178 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #152 Never, never had she felt anything like this. Dimly and unconsciously a whole new world was opening | | 98.05% | 131.34 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
179 | Day Out
Pan Amsterdam #1 Livin more vicariously than a white girl through her mixed baby. | | 100.00% | 165.17 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
180 | Les Misérables
Victor Hugo #4 It seemed as though there were no "consecrated things" for those young men. Marius heard singular pr | | 97.80% | 131.29 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
181 | Game of Thrones
David Benioff, DB Weiss #1 A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell and I'm going home. | | 100.00% | 154.40 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
182 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #109 I am well and strong and still the same and in the same place. | | 100.00% | 200.87 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
183 | Destiny and Desire
Carlos Fuentes #1 Recognize yourself in he and she who are not like you and me. | | 100.00% | 195.33 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
184 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #71 He was being held by the arms and his horse was being led behind him. | | 100.00% | 166.59 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
185 | Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War
Namco #1 Did you know? There are three kinds of aces. Those who seek strength, those who live for pride, and | | 95.94% | 143.48 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
186 | The Ascent of Rum Doodle
W.E. Bowman #1 It is in such moments of crisis that a man's real character is revealed. The veneer of manners and s | | 99.50% | 133.99 WPM | 2pp weighted 0% | |
187 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #194 The prisoners had to be counted before being let out. | | 100.00% | 188.57 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
188 | How To Train Your Dragon
DreamWorks Animation #1 Turns out all we needed was a little more of this. You just gestured to all of me. | | 100.00% | 159.03 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
189 | This Is Happiness
Niall Williams #5 Everybody carries a world. But certain people change the air about them. | | 100.00% | 162.96 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
190 | Deadpool
Tim Miller #3 Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like daffodil daydream. | | 100.00% | 146.14 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
191 | The Up-To-Date Sandwich Book: 400 Ways to Make a Sandwich
Eva Greene Fuller #7 To keep sandwiches fresh, if prepared an hour or two before serving, wring out a napkin in cold wate | | 99.40% | 135.21 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
192 | Sudden Death
Rita Mae Brown #1 The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. | | 100.00% | 162.61 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
193 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #57 What with microwaves oscillating all over, inside. | | 100.00% | 160.56 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
194 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #36 Even without clothes, if that sort of thing rattled your saber. | | 100.00% | 166.25 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
195 | The Door in the Wall
H.G. Wells #3 To him at least the Door in the Wall was a real door leading through a real wall to immortal realiti | | 92.34% | 107.96 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
196 | Speech to Congress
Donald Trump #37 The problem is the bad guys don't respect the law, but they're starting to respect it and they soon | | 100.00% | 144.77 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
197 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #7 His smile was unlike the half-smile of other people. | | 100.00% | 177.18 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
198 | Let Down
Radiohead #2 Let down and hanging around, crushed like a bug in the ground. | | 100.00% | 169.05 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
199 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #112 I should like to help you as far as lies in my power. | | 100.00% | 202.07 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
200 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #89 He hid his face in his hands again and bowed his head. | | 100.00% | 174.96 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
201 | Effect of Yerba Mate (Ilex paraguariensis) Tea on Topoisomerase Inhibition and Oral Carcinoma Cell Proliferation
Elvira Gonzalez De Mejia #25 The overcoming of the cell-killing action against this strain by MT samples Nobleza Gaucha Classic, | | 99.06% | 117.09 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
202 | Growth of the Soil
Knut Hamsun #67 When Oline has gone, Inger steals out, looks round, and listens. No, no sound from the quarry. She g | | 94.25% | 117.10 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
203 | The Catcher in the Rye
J.D. Salinger #46 I started imitating one of those guys in the movies. | | 100.00% | 192.03 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
204 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #85 We have carried on our trade in that house for years past. | | 100.00% | 179.10 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
205 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #124 There are many laws but no one to carry out the old ones. | | 100.00% | 178.29 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
206 | Culture Shock
Death Grips #1 You speak in abbreviations because real life conversation moves too slowly. You're the media's creat | | 100.00% | 143.44 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
207 | The Holy Bible
John #5 A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a cr | | 93.94% | 116.32 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
208 | Birds Every Child Should Know
Neltje Blanchan #11 People who are now living can remember when scarlet tanagers were as common as robins. Where are the | | 93.64% | 114.31 WPM | 1pp weighted 0% | |
209 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #98 He sprang out before the sleigh stopped, and ran into the hall. | | 100.00% | 165.22 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
210 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #250 'VIDEOPHONY' SUDDENLY COLLAPSED LIKE A KICKED TENT, SO THAT, BY THE YEAR OF THE DEPEND ADULT UNDERGA | | 98.02% | 114.68 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
211 | Undertale
Toby Fox #2 You can't use the fire exit because you're not made of fire. | | 100.00% | 182.42 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
212 | Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
Capcom #1 The only thing that can defeat power, is more power. | | 100.00% | 203.25 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
213 | Entourage
Doug Ellin #5 Everyone knows the best way to close a studio deal is to pull a quarter out of the president's ear. | | 99.00% | 143.67 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
214 | Didn't We?
Frank Sinatra #1 And this time we almost made that long hard climb. | | 100.00% | 199.52 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
215 | Black Beauty
Anna Sewell #15 I thought the same, but my mother did not join with us. | | 100.00% | 181.71 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
216 | Manassas Rally 11/3
Barack Obama #13 Fired up. Ready to go. Fired up. Ready to go. Fired up. Ready to go. | | 100.00% | 131.35 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
217 | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
David Yates #1 If you have to ask, you will never know. If you know, you need only ask. | | 100.00% | 165.69 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
218 | Equus
Ne Obliviscaris #1 From ashen cities, grey auras, behold her pale horses
Framed by hell and veiled from heaven, this pa | | 98.29% | 118.74 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
219 | Crime and Punishment
Fyodor Dostoevsky #83 I've found out where those mothers live and in what surroundings. | | 100.00% | 186.58 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
220 | House
David Shore #1 You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their | | 98.25% | 138.98 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
221 | A Room With A View
E. M. Forster #40 So it happened that from patronizing civility he had slowly passed if not to passion, at least to a | | 92.49% | 111.13 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
222 | I Have a Dream Speech
Martin Luther King Jr. #4 There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights, "When will you be satisfied?" We can ne | | 93.35% | 115.12 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
223 | Life, the Universe and Everything
Douglas Adams #1 There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at th | | 99.16% | 138.32 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
224 | Americanah
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie #1 The only reason you say that race was not an issue is because you wish it was not. We all wish it wa | | 89.72% | 115.60 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
225 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #114 For then you awaken to the fact that you are loved for winning only. | | 100.00% | 171.20 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
226 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #181 Said the way he heard it you could fight like you was born in a barfight. | | 100.00% | 170.64 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
227 | The Simpsons
Matt Groening #2 It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. | | 100.00% | 210.10 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
228 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #231 My father had to walk unsteadily across the mattress in his white boots to get back to my side of th | | 98.58% | 140.33 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
229 | Jurassic Park
Micheal Crichton #6 Here the skeleton appeared in perfect order, except that the head and neck were bent back, toward th | | 97.47% | 136.75 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
230 | On the Duty of Civil Disobedience
Henry David Thoreau #10 I think sometimes, Why, this people mean well; they are only ignorant; they would do better if they | | 93.50% | 113.27 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
231 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #56 Michael Pemulis, who can stand about ten seconds of communal silence tops, clear his throat deeply a | | 97.51% | 137.61 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
232 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #123 He read awhile and then put out his candle, but relit it. | | 100.00% | 167.66 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
233 | The Great Gatsby
F. Scott Fitzgerald #11 She knows a thing we don't know about his true past. | | 100.00% | 203.59 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
234 | Stan
Eminem #2 The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. | | 100.00% | 166.43 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
235 | Incubus Dreams
Laurell K. Hamilton #2 Sometimes in spite of who they are, and sometimes because of who they are. And you know that they lo | | 98.85% | 159.66 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
236 | This Earth of Mankind
Pramoedya Ananta Toer #39 Even as I turned over on the bed her voice still called. | | 100.00% | 168.58 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
237 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #296 A PREFERENTIAL ABOUT-FACE THAT COST A GOOD MANY PRECIPITANT VIDEO-TELEPHONY-RELATED ENTREPRENEURS TH | | 97.15% | 110.93 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
238 | Mama Makes Up Her Mind and Other Dangers of Southern Living
Bailey White #1 Her blood-curdling snoring, with its gargling and squawking and its terrifying pauses is like the so | | 99.01% | 132.61 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
239 | War and Peace
Leo Tolstoy #75 I was there all the time giving orders and had only just left. | | 100.00% | 173.87 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
240 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #158 The brunt again, to their way of thinking, remember. | | 100.00% | 181.11 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
241 | The World Was Wide Enough
Lin-Manuel Miranda #1 Now I'm the villain in your history. I was too young and blind to see. I should've known the world w | | 97.26% | 141.09 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
242 | Make It Bun Dem
Skrillex & Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley #2 We mash up the place, turn up the bass, and make them all have fun. | | 100.00% | 163.26 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
243 | Dracula
Bram Stoker #57 All at once the wolves began to howl as though the moonlight had had some peculiar effect on them. T | | 90.99% | 110.98 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
244 | War Photographer
Carol Ann Duffy #1 In his dark room he is finally alone
with spools of suffering set out in ordered rows.
The only li | | 59.93% | 107.58 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
245 | The Stranger
Albert Camus #1 It was as if that great rush of anger had washed me clean, emptied me of hope, and, gazing up at the | | 95.36% | 121.01 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
246 | Heart and Soul
Joy Division #4 The past is now part of my future, the present is well out of hand. | | 100.00% | 169.01 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
247 | Make It Bun Dem
Skrillex & Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley #3 We mash up the place, turn up the bass, and make some sound boy run. | | 100.00% | 161.70 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
248 | In Search of Lost Time
Marcel Proust #3 A book is a great cemetery in which, for the most part, the names upon the tombs are effaced. | | 98.94% | 139.97 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
249 | Infinite Jest
David Foster Wallace #30 You're supposed to pretend it's you on the bell-clear screen with the fluid and egoless strokes. | | 96.19% | 136.72 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |
250 | Dracula
Bram Stoker #60 With their going it seemed as if some evil presence had departed, for the dogs frisked about and bar | | 92.66% | 110.61 WPM | 0pp weighted 0% | |